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Aug 6, 2016 5:23 AM
RoseGoldSlugz
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JKrlvgn
...I could be.
bigdog1983
MajesticSam
spareseatonmyface
The way I usually tell this joke takes about 20 mins to get through. Really I should get stabbed more often.
KelluvaKobra
Haha, 20mins? Last time I heard this it lasted 5 hours. We had to have dinner half way through.
Updoodilydoo
I know an altered version involving a quest for a book that I've made last 45 minutes. Longest I heard someone listen to it for is 2 hours
AlanStrangeways
Directed by M. Night Shamalamadingdong.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Man, I wish he would make an Avatar movie!
corbynDallas
Wash your hands 1st
NZSheeps
What twist!
PolarChi
I tell a similar joke....also receive "the finger" when it's over
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Me too! I love my joke I feel like it's super funny. Might just be me though lol
Southpaw213
Well fuck you then
Squanchieboi
I heard this at camp
blainetog
I love non-jokes.
GiveYourPostATitle
Do they open doors with a monk key?
alex1miu
Lool, I got a good chuckle out of that one.... f@ck u <3
HMSFirestar
You motherfk aiughnbnlbwEKJBVDSCHGFDSB*
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parmarg
You bastard
jdmjay
Screw you and screw your happiness.
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TinnyOctopus
Not even mad.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
You asshat.
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McGreed
Yeah, well, fuck that then. Seriously not worth my time to worry about a single darn sound mystery.
ardwlf
Noooooo, your going to tell me whats behind that fucking door.
jimmyformallyknownasnonchronicprematureejaculaterhobbs
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CommanderStrax
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onemogitire
Yeah. What he said.
easybrz
Was the sound a disappointed sigh?
MrTay
Yes I am, I know how many blades of grass there are and how many grains of sand
NeneJPhilly
Mgunh1
Oh my god this is ancient! Literally an antique. Yes I am using 'literally' correctly here.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
I work at this one camp during the summer, a councilor there tells this a lot. Still read it al the way through.
myfriendscallmetony
I learned this joke about 10 years ago and I was not about to read all that just knowing how it's going to end
jewru
The head monk said" I'll give you the key but it will cost you" "how much" I asked. "Ohhhhh about 3.50"
JoeButtcrack
But you told me how many blades of grass and how many pebbles. So now I am a monk.
Spidey209
You are a fucking genius.
darkhavana0512
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
He musn't have gotten far counting.. those numbers are way too low
whitter86
I'm pretty sure the number of blades of grass change daily. So how would the Monks know? He could just lie.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
So too would the number of grains of sand.
FIrecharge44371
I took an X amount of grass blades from my garden and burnt them. No one will ever know
NiceGreenArrows
More grew, while he was going through the doors.
Spidey209
Prove it.
NiceGreenArrows
I grew some. I have the green thumb.
Spidey209
I killed some, I have a black thumb!
PsychoticWizardDragon
I flooded the place i have a blue thumb.