"I am the connection between lovers, guide of man, destroyer of dreams, giver of knowledge, your high school diploma. I am Google. What do you wish of me?"
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Screw the olympics. This is entertainment.
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We have to add Trump to this, maybe being judged by his predecessors.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Maybe someday this will push one of you to listen and cure cancer
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I am not in my happy place, I AM NOT IN MY HAPPY PLACE!
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When you make a subtle joke, but you and your best friend know the truth behind it.
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Ok...analysis time!
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...and then let a sloth raise it
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