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Walking through these tide pools, I found a small opening in the rock...
Facing outward after I climbed through
Looking up towards the opening
Walked down through a small cave until I saw a clearing
My friend and I found this PRIVATE BEACH
IN ALL IT'S GLORY
wet feet.
mrjunkindatrunk
by the amount of footprints in the sand leading up to it... not so private my friend.
ElPsyCongroo
That's the brightest cave I've ever seen
lostflguy
that location, my friend, is what is known as a "panty dropper"
notirrelevant
geotag that bitch!
RyoukoSama
So much room for activities!
Superfastsheep
I would skinny dip in broad daylignt right there
evogirl
This looks like the caves down in La Jolla :)
afistfulofchickens
I'm so sorry to hyper-focus OP, but...*its
airandfingers
ITS*
warukjenkins
Isn't this where Robin Williams Popeye fought that Octopus monster?
Amped5
Better watch out for high tide!
fancyberzerk
Porco rosso's place
ccrraasshhh
That last picture: Hot dogs or legs?
lookslikeitsgonnaraintoday
Plot twist: OP is Leonardo DiCaprio
dlgn
*its
biglu
Have.. Have sex in it
batmanandboobs
I NEED TO HAVE SEX IN THAT
ihaveagreatnimguration
Did you find any Pirate treasure?
Downburst
Indeed, where is the treasure in this story. With this many lies on imgur, he could have at least photoshopped a kitty cat over there.
Setemalky
That looks like the beach in Porco Rosso
fictitiousspoon
You found a hidden spot with no secret door or safe? My perception of the outside world is shattered.
GodAmongCarrots
Dem Feets.
mindolluin
NUDE BEACH!!!
StamosatmyFuneral
Get the fuck out before the tide comes in. Is it a private beach, or private GRAVE?
NickyGoodWolf
One, then the other. O.O
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
At least it ain't Devil Reef.
ibextrainer
If only there were some way to know when the tide was going to come in...
StamosatmyFuneral
There isn't. Don't you watch Bill O'Reilly? We have no idea how tides work.
Nandabun
You can't explain that.
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johnvictor
Sand leading to it is not wet/smooth either. Probably started from glacier melt and widen with rain runoff and periods of higher water.
ferburt
i like the way you logic, boy.
airandfingers
Can you explain further? Why does debris indicate nearly-high tide? Where do you see footprints?
StamosatmyFuneral
That's what the tide wants you to think.
thattamagotchigirl
Reminds me of Porco Rosso's hideout http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2743/porcobg2.png
GhostlyUnknownOctopod
That was my first thought!
belortik
Me too!
ScubaSteve6933
Be careful, this seems very similar to how players in the 'MYST' series usually get caught up in Myst shenanigans.
GrandpaUtz
Good thing nobody beach you to it, OP.
GrandpaUtz
PS I'm drunk and love terrible puns
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GrandpaUtz
You. I like you.
Murrdogg
This is my new favorite pick-up line..
iamthisguy247
I love drunken puns they are intoxicating.
GrandpaUtz
OMG YOUR WIT IS INTOXICATING
CuzImALady
I rather enjoyed that pun!
GrandpaUtz
Well thank you DeniWen! I rather enjoyed your reply!
cyclone
Scumbag OP didn't post directions to this magical land
sceh1337
Theres' one EXACTLY like it in the "Merikia" area on Leros Island, Dodecanese, Greece. Only the locals know it (and now you).
OzaiR2k
You've clearly never had a magical island before.
RhymeAndPunishment
"We have to go back"
pullingsaiyantails
Well it is private....
bwilson7
What part of private don't you get?!
TwoDogsFucking
You have to get the map from Daffy.
leproman
Then it wouldn't be private...
masonmop
from reddit "Its near the tide pools on the west side of Cabrillo monument in San Diego. I've been in there too!! We had seals swim...
masonmop
...in toward one of the openings and give us funny looks!! here's the google maps coordinates 32.674426,-117.245761
masonmop
"
CanadaFuckYeahSorryAboutTheLanguage
Looks like a pretty cool SSS, Secret Sex Spot.
Jaimelee
You could have a SBBQ!
codysweird
exactly what I was thinkin, sex on the beach without the risk of getting caught.
p4r4n0ik4
But isn't that part of the excitement?
mitchrz
I like outdoor stuff without the worry, but it's hard to find.
iamthisguy247
10/10 would have sex in there, if they could. In fact, have sex with that friend in there. Even you are both guys and straight. Must be done
imactuallyacat
My first reaction was, "What a nice place to have sex in."
imasquealer
Mine too!
SwiggitySwootyCominForDatBooty
Mine: *at OP* "Have sex in it!" :D
Emeraldweed
Suddenly....High tide
FuzzyX
Indeed. You really need to be aware of tides in the area & to keep a clear escape route. Best to ask local fishermen who knows best.
saxdiver
Damn, beat me to it. Take my upvote!
SweetestTaboo
first thing i thought was "white people" and then, white feet... only crackas go 'splorin
SweetestTaboo
and then they die
semut
I'll bet if I said "black people" as a comment on a pic, then followed it with "only do this" you would be mad.
lozeldatkm
Double standards. Only black people have them.
SweetestTaboo
i thought "splorin" indicated my level of jokingness in that comment but apparently not. i was joking; if you were joking i'd probably laugh
semut
Heh, nah, I'm just feeling ornery and picking fights for no reason today. You're all good dude.
SweetestTaboo
*bro fist*
theboogiemansurescaresme
"The tide is high but I'm hooolding ooon, I'm gonna be your nuuuumber oooone"
CaloMate
It seems the cave has no ceiling at this spot, so they's have air. I bet they could float on the surface until tide went down again. (1/2)
CaloMate
But I dunno, maybe that would be super long and difficult. I bet they could grab their phone before it hit and save it from the water. (1/2)
iRecommendBooks
That's a lot of floating.
hette
Never try this. Currents will kill you.
CaloMate
Oh. Right. Damn.
JessThe2ndBestt
Yeah but if the tide is rough they can get pretty banged up against jagged rocks
CaloMate
Luckily the cave doesn't seem to have a ceiling. They'd have air and could probably float in the water until it
punkrawk97
Poor dead OP
gfiti
PRIVATE BEACH and a free skeleton, here I come...
thtguyjosh
ill bring the beers
CaseyCase
And I'll bring the cocaine.
featheredmonkey
...and I'll bring the beers...
jrau18
...and I'll bring the boobs...
turdsandwitch
Careful, that's where Voldemort hid a horcrux.
Termsofenrampagementobviouslyaworkingtitle
Don't drink the water...
DeputyVanHalen
That was legitimately my first thought!
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
My scumbag brain went "No it's not, wait! I saw that in a movie! It was this kid and... Oh. Wait. Yeah, they were movies too, dumbass..."
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HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
Your username is awesome.
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HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
We can be internet friends.
iamnazgul
I like you.
Owlygirl
Crap! I knew it looked familiar.
HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
Waiting for the image of a cut hand to open said secret beach.
Truthisoptional
Kind of reminded me of Over Sea, Under Stone.
9thDr
+1 for Susan Cooper! The Dark is Rising Sequence was one of my favorite series growing up.
Truthisoptional
Definitely! I just reread it a month or two ago. Barney was always my favorite.
9thDr
Gumerry!
9thDr
I remember Bran made me so mad when he took off in the Grey King. And since everyone always told me I was old for my age, I had this hope..
9thDr
It wasn't Harry Potter when I was 11. It was the Old Ones.