MRW I realized I won't be able to give my fiancee a proper wedding...
Please to enjoying it.
Toilet stall hinge has the 1,000 yard stare. Toilet stall hinge has seen some shit.
When you're doin' the sex and tell her not to move b/c you don't want to finish yet and your trying to hold it back...
When I walk in the room naked with a boner and she's not in the mood...
"It's no wonder these things learned how to fly."
Be the bounty hunter of your dreams.
When I first got my puppy, he would sleep with his tongue out.
My heart melts when he does this...
Whenever I'm down, my pup Churro is all ears.
My newest friend
Sleepy texting is just as dangerous as drunk texting.
Saw this when pulling into my parking space on a 96*F (35.6*C) day. Almost had a heart attack.
Oh, teal arrow...you so silly!
OOOHHH FUUUU--I'm good.
I was hungover on my cousin's living room floor. They started jumping/crawling/bouncing on me. It was the cutest torture ever.
My nephew is cooler than I'll ever be.
If things go well, Santa might be showing you his "Oh" face.
That's a 1th.
I asked for half pepperoni, half cheese. I don't know how to react to this.
Mmmm...Rubber.
I tried drawing Gollum in Draw Something. This was the unintentionally perverted result.
#DGAF #YOLO #LIKEABOSS #POTATO
General curiosity: Assuming they live alone...
More of my father's photography!
My father's photography needs your talents, Imgurians.
I FINALLY had the presence of mind to capture one of these milestones...Get it? MILEstones! Eh? Eh?
Like Minds
If she's this comfortable with you, it might be love. My fiancee.
"Those will go perfect with my earrings!"
Facial?