SwiggitySwootyCominForDatBooty

23729 pts ยท June 26, 2012


Something about yourself!

MRW I realized I won't be able to give my fiancee a proper wedding...

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Please to enjoying it.

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Toilet stall hinge has the 1,000 yard stare. Toilet stall hinge has seen some shit.

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When you're doin' the sex and tell her not to move b/c you don't want to finish yet and your trying to hold it back...

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When I walk in the room naked with a boner and she's not in the mood...

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"It's no wonder these things learned how to fly."

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Be the bounty hunter of your dreams.

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When I first got my puppy, he would sleep with his tongue out.

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My heart melts when he does this...

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Whenever I'm down, my pup Churro is all ears.

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My newest friend

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Sleepy texting is just as dangerous as drunk texting.

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Saw this when pulling into my parking space on a 96*F (35.6*C) day. Almost had a heart attack.

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Oh, teal arrow...you so silly!

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OOOHHH FUUUU--I'm good.

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I was hungover on my cousin's living room floor. They started jumping/crawling/bouncing on me. It was the cutest torture ever.

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My nephew is cooler than I'll ever be.

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If things go well, Santa might be showing you his "Oh" face.

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That's a 1th.

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I asked for half pepperoni, half cheese. I don't know how to react to this.

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Mmmm...Rubber.

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I tried drawing Gollum in Draw Something. This was the unintentionally perverted result.

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#DGAF #YOLO #LIKEABOSS #POTATO

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General curiosity: Assuming they live alone...

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More of my father's photography!

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My father's photography needs your talents, Imgurians.

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I FINALLY had the presence of mind to capture one of these milestones...Get it? MILEstones! Eh? Eh?

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Like Minds

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If she's this comfortable with you, it might be love. My fiancee.

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"Those will go perfect with my earrings!"

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Facial?

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