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Sorry for potato on some of these
Enjoy! And happy drinking!
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Wastyvez
It's 14 degrees celsius and raining here. You don't need to cool down in a Belgian summer.
KillerHeels
Oh cool. Now i just have to wait till summer #aussieproblems
thezookeeper
Fuck it's "summer" where I am, raining and chilly for a month now.
HouseMouseMN
How about "clear boat drinks" so I get asked aboard again!
JustTheFactsMan
What I used to do: fill water glass with vodka. Drink. Repeat. I'm so glad I quit drinking.
GehirnAusschlag
Fridge cold Beer, take large a sip, fill up with cherry liquor
ChuckZombie
Step 1: Open bottle of Cider. Step 2: Get drunk
RyanHaynes
Sure, let me just wait about 5 months.
CallingYouOnYourShit
and then drink it from a fucking jam jar.
Melvinthemutt
Also known as a one way ticket to hangover hell.
thanthanthan
Blue alcoholic drinks all suck. Don't drink them.
BrendanFrasuresManager
Made the mermaid water drinks with cointreau instead curacoa and it's fucking delightful.
cousteau
The Mini: ingredients: 26 oz beer and a cup able to hold 26 oz. If out of beer, replace with sangria or wine+cola.
rbudrick
Sex in the driveway is absolutely disgusting. Looks pretty,tastes horrible.A shit cocktail if there ever was one.Nasty.Please dont. Not once
BigAZNMan
Alcohol always makes me hot. I'd rather just drinks some water or tea
manymilestogo
Do they also come with someone to make them for me? So much work when the vodka bottle tilts so easily into my mouth.
tristan8251
I want a version kid friendly, I'm only 16 imgur stop suggesting alcohol
classybitch23
"Momosas fun alcohol free drinks" ISBN: 9781454912187
tristan8251
Oh thank you!! I love smoothies and what not and was so excited to read the list and saw alcohol lol
LesLesVegetables
Trumpapproves
IDontKnowHowYouGuysWalkAroundWithThoseThings
Vodka. Lime. Soda water. Ice. No excess sugar, no extra calories calories or violent hangovers, all the fun.
cupcakesandunicorns
2 parts bourbon, 1 part fresh lemon juice, 1 part simple syrup. Muddle basil in shaker. Fill with ice. Add liquid, shake. Serve over ice.
handninjas
Float splash of red wine on there and you've got a basil New York Sour.
cupcakesandunicorns
Ew. Gross. I shan't! lol without the basil it's a Whiskey Smash. But the basil and lemon and bourbon are the perfect threeway! Sew. Gud.
newsguycraigevans
You're doing the Lord's work.
frostybox
super easy flavored vodka (if you're willing to wait for it) dump some out of the bottle and add dried fruit (like cranberries) give it a 1/
MacroPirate
Dump the vodka? I'm more of a gin person myself but no reason to waste booze.
frostybox
ok dump into a glass and drink, don't waste that shit! i thought that was implied
frostybox
swish every day to homogenize, drink it when it tastes good. I make the best vanilla like this, add beans and wait a few months - heaven!
carolinaguuurl
I was all excited for this until you said "months". Now kinda sad.
frostybox
yeah the vanilla is worth it tho
wastedbartender
Over here, we like licorice Wodka. Take a bottle of wodka and dump some licorice in it, wait for it to dissolve, filter, BAM, licorice wodka
orangeoxygen
Blue Curacao.
thecuteocalypseishere
see, on the one hand i enjoy mixing weird shit together and then downing it. on the other, my alcohol tolerance is fuck all.
AndreasKjell
Goddammit USA, conform to the Metric system already!!
muttonchoppa
I wish we would. Almost every product has it listed on it. I dont think it would really be that big of a deal, just mental midgets and cost.
outletlicker911
NEVER! https://media.giphy.com/media/65kQC6Mg4XIsw/giphy.gif
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HouseMouseMN
This is where I grab someone over 60 and say "tell me what 2 parts looks like"!
cousteau
It looks exactly like 2 x cup capacity / sum of parts of all ingredients; it sucks because you have to parse all the recipe before.
cousteau
34 oz = 1 liter. Less than that is for pussies.
Dumbstatz
Yum!
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
My favorite recipe is easy: Fill glass with ice. Fill glass with Bourbon.
TheodoreWitchfucker
rileey2000
...that's too much ice
carolinaguuurl
Agree. Who has time for frickin mango nectar?
BlaneStrickland
newsguycraigevans
Titsonthewing
classybitch23
I like doing that with Scotch. But I'm poor as fuck so Scotch is kind of out of the question most of the time.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
The snobby scotch drinkers of Imgur are going to chastise you for putting ice in it.
TheCapnJoe
As a snobby scotch drinker myself, I'll happily admit there's nothing wrong with that. I take mine neat, but I always offer ice to guests.
phillycheez1669
I love scotch. 3 big ice cubes, fill it most the way with black label and put a spritz of either seltzer or just water.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
I'm a single malt fan. Usually with 2 ice cubes. Ice water on the side.
IanVanCheese
Aren't you supposed to drink bourbon at room temp?
WarfritLive
You're supposed to dump it in the sink and go buy scotch
kragor85
I know you're being downvoted, but I feel you.
Armfarm
It's all about preference.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
i always thought so, but hey i have been known to be wrong once a century.
awad012
Then I learned mermaids are wasted 24/7
roscowheeler
Forgot the tequila in the Long Island Iced Tea.
MigratingCoconut
No, technically that's a Texas tea. A lot of places don't care though and just add the tequila anyway.
roscowheeler
No a LI Tea has 5 clear liquors, sour mix and a splash of coke.Source: I'm a professional bartender for 15 years. Second source: I'm from LI
lightweight125
Well he did say it was a Texas Tea, not a LI. Although Texas being right next to Mexico why NOT add the tequila amirite???
muttonchoppa
Seems like a lot of work. I just throw a bottle in the freezer and take a tug between getting beers.
SenorObvious
Please drink responsibly
killersoda275
In Norway we have a cold summer so I will teach you one of our favorite hot drinks. It's called karsk and you need three things, coffe >>>
killersoda275
>>> a mug and heimabrent(moonshine). and a sliver coin of any kind... shit four things. You make it by putting the coin in the mug >>>
killersoda275
>>> you fill the mug with coffe until you can't see the coin and the fill with moonshine until you can see the coin again.
killersoda275
And then you have a nice wark cup of karsk to end your day no matter what time it is.
classybitch23
I approve.