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Syrio Forel would be bald.
Tywin Lannister would be bald, with “whiskers.”
Tyrion Lannister would have been much more severely injured in the Battle of the Blackwater.
Daenerys Targaryen would have purple eyes.
Daario Naharis would look much more “flamboyant.”
Ser Jorah Mormont would not be as classically handsome.
Sandor Clegane’s face would look much more gruesome.
Ygritte would be a wilder-looking wilding.
sianmink
Stupid sexy Jorah. He's defeated all attempts to make him homely.
Boredashell
Dat jawbone tho
Chimponaut
Oh man Ygritte looks mildly like Sloth.
justwalkingby
SgtMichaelCross
These are fantastic. Tyrion's lack of disfigurement bothered me but it would prob. be too expensive to digital effect it every time.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
That's exactly why - he did an interview about it after the Blackwater episode :)
postmodest
And also Tyrion is the only reason women watch the show...
TheSisko
Personally, I watch for Jaime. He has had some incredible character growth.
takeacatnap
I'm a woman and I watch it because it's a good show. Simple as that.
freakysmurf1
Dany wouldn't have hair at all after the fire. Tyrion's scar starts under the left eye.
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Isn't Daenerys like 12 years old in the books?
Danielmakesmusicitsgreat
Yep
Justinicus
Yep. 13 iirc. And Drogo was much gentler with her.
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Still... They have pretty rough sex in the books, right? Which probably is why they couldn't let her be 13 in the series
Justinicus
Definitely. But in the show he straight up rapes her on their wedding night. Wasn't like that in the books is all I'm saying.
AshaGreyjoy
I just thought, in the books, how long before the start of the series was Roberts Rebellion?
arkidsencyclopedia
Uh, how old is Rob Stark again? About that long.
AshaGreyjoy
In the show I think it was something like 15 or 17, because Dany couldnt have been very old when that happened right?
frickfrickfrickfrickfrick
Dany was a newborn (maybe 1 year tops) when the rebellion broke down. so it's safe to say around 14 years before the books. longer for tv.
AshaGreyjoy
I looked it up, and Roberts rebellion takes places about 14 years before the first book.
JackDManheim
+1 for purple eyes
Goggalore
I've never seen the GoT series or read the books, and I know that Daenerys' eyes are supposed to be purple.
snugglelove
Wish they'd fix the eyebrow color too though.
ilikegummylifesavers
Well also she's supposed to be almost inhumanly beautiful, and while Emilia Clark is a beautiful woman, she's not inhumanly beautiful.
DDBomber
That's got to be easiest one to fix, throw some contacts in there.. Viserys too
Lifescaresmetodeath
The actress that plays danaerys couldn't hack coloured contacts. They tried.
DDBomber
That's a cool fact to know. Dammit Emilia
Lifescaresmetodeath
I've tried them, too. My ladyfriend got me green contacts, and I couldn't even get them in.
DDBomber
Do you wear contacts normally? When I first switched to them, they were a pain in the arse to get in and out.
CatCandies
Thanks buzzfeed
burninatingthepeoples
Ygritte's teeth, no wonder Jon Snow would rather give her an Australian kiss.
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
I'm glad they had Rose Leslie do it though. She was amazing at it, and totally gorgeous. Both reasons she is (was:( ) my favorite character
AnaesthetizedCephalopod
she'd like that too
Talmorean
*The Lord's Kiss
HomelessToddler
Australian kiss: throw poisonous animals on partner, then unleash a non innuendo fire tornado on them. Call them a cunt and carry on.
wwny
I like the cut of your jib.
jsktrogdor
I was about to ask, but I think I just got it.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
It's like a kiss on the cheek but on the vagina instead
Cavalish
ITS LIKE A FRENCH KISS BUT DOWN UNDER. *terrible rimshot*
MrPink1
Terrible rimjob*
LeeroyTheBird
TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
burninatingthepeoples
Trogdor was a man.....a dragon man
LeeroyTheBird
Just a dragon... But he was still TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ishaw94
BURNINATING ALL OF THE PEASANTS
LennaHoughtaling72
In reality it would have been infection or the skin would have grown back. We kinda have crazy healing for animals
blooblee1
First time reading the books I noticed that almost everyone was bald
NotWhatYouPlanted
Given the regular occurence of lice and other grossness, that probably makes a lot of sense. It never really occured to me.
ToastedEggSandwich
Eh, worked for the Roman soldiers.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Jorah wasn't bald, he was balding, I believe.
WKBetafiggit
As a bald man I'm displeased at the lack of baldies in the show
lucidcute
Most of the characters that are good-looking on the show are ugly in the books, with the exception of Cercei and Jamie.
zhukoz
Ratings are a bitch, aren't they Lol
hippocampus
Jamie got bald and grew a beard in captiviy though. I'm sad that didn't made it in the series
Darkcl4w
Loras and Margaery, Sansa and Melisandre were definitely attractive. I think a lot of the Martells were too, though it may just be attitude.
lucidcute
Those are good points.
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
What about Dany? How was she described in the books (beside the purple eyes)? Did you picture her as attractive?
Darkcl4w
Kinda like saying Hermione was attractive in the first HP books.. You could argue the same for Sansa, but I have a thing for redheads
teabobaggins
Jaime*
RetConMan
This bothered me most with Ramsay Snow(Bolton's bastard).
imguryousuck
Well, unless you have a fetish for scars he isn't that attractive in the TV show either.
mirialans
Iwan Rheon is pretty in a weird way. I'd do him
Rumpsonumpso
He is incredible handsome ... The actor, I am not sure how he looked in the show
happyenough
Yeah, I'm all over Iwan Rheon.
henriksen1
This is reckoned to be a pretty good depiction of how Tyrion looked in the books. http://imgur.com/JaYotjH
seasonsgreetings
Looks pretty accurate, but what's up with the hairdo though?
RichardNixonsHead
Less wrinkly, and one eye should be black, but it's far closer to the books. Dinklage's portrayal is damn near perfect though.
lucidcute
but with curly hair I think then it'd be right-on
Solkanarmy
Daario Naharis was more flamboyant before he was replaced with generic cocky english guy
MeepS1
Agreed. May not have looked completely like the book character, but had the personality spot on.
lucidcute
Tryrion is supposed to be ugly even before he loses his nose.
Keleesi
What Daenarys sees in book Daario from a physical attraction standpoint I'll never know.
foochops
it's fantasy. He's smooth for his world.
Justinicus
If what women found physically attractive was logical and consistent, I wouldn't be married.
lucidcute
I think she likes his beard partly because Drago wore a beard. Also, she's been exposed to such a huge variety of cultures, it makes....
lucidcute
sense that her tastes would be weird compared to, say, a modern woman from the US.
GodLikeButHumble
That's kinda the point. He's (in context) good looking, strong, skilled, and dangerous. And Dany's a 15-year old whose ex was the same...
Keleesi
I get that, he just came off as super gross and douchey to me every time I read about him.
GodLikeButHumble
Yup, just like any "bad boy" one's teenage daughter gets the hots for. I'm pretty sure that was the point. SYH at Dany, going "WTF?"
barrackobarner
Accurate Daenerys cosplay
gunkanes
The hair was burnt after the born of dragons.
WallEFister
Dany's lack of purple eyes always bugged me with the show.
previoustopcomment
They tried, contacts irritated her eyes too much.
SonrisaFlores
They did try, but it did not show up well on film.
Popyseed11
I was disappointed because the Targaryans are descendants of Valaryia, and Valaryians were kinda inhuman and godlike. Dany in the show is
Popyseed11
Really just average looking. But I still love Emilia and it's still my favorite storyline
Jacolini
And because of his book personality I always pictured Daario like a blue haired Russell Brand.
lucidcute
LOL that's pretty good.
FightorFlightYeahRight
He's also brown, not white.
Jacolini
I thought that was Ben Plumm ZING!
AshaGreyjoy
I hate show Daario. Daario is supposed to be a flamboyant Khal Drogo, not a douche
GavinScreaming
I don't think show Darrio is a douche. He's cocky, but I mean he's a badass and is banging a hot queen. Who wouldn't be?
kibbypie
I hadn't, but it makes sense.
TheJonSnowShow
pricklypearanoid
Perfect. Other depictions always make him look like a freak.
lucidcute
Nice!
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Best looking depiction I've seen of him
CanduReactor
I think Jorah Mormont #6 looks better like that than.
bigmike67
yeah he's go some kinda john mclaine thing going
god007
Thank you BuzzFeed
insertinterestingusernameplease
I downvoted the post and it went up 50 points. Fuck you OP
sozensloth
Yeah I'm happy I'm not the only one to notice. OP copy/pasted everything, even the titles!
bluedeanie
Joffrey is perhaps most changed, he was described as being imposing, handsome and inspiring patriotism
radwizard
hahah you totally got me on that one.
Livzy
Don't forget the fish lips that Sansa loved so much
longjohndickweed
GOOD ONE, BROTHER!
SAWhowhatnow
WHATCHU' GONNA DO WHEN THE JOFFSTER, WITH THE POWER OF ALL THE LITTLE JOFFIMANIACS, RUNS WILD ON YA?!
Foreverbackseatpassenger
yep,just choked on some meat loaf.
NinjaSushi2
You can get paid for that you know.
DeadlyTacoGoblins
I think I just shit my pants laughing....
katilion
Not to mention his age. Or for that matter any of the Starks ages
bluedeanie
keep upvoting this guy he didnt get the joke
AnAwkwardBonerInClass
they had to make all the kids older to fit society. can't have a bunch of 8-14 yr olds doing nude scenes
CerebrawlHemmorage
They also turned Daenerys' first time from a seduction to a rape, for whatever reason. Oh and the actress is 11 years older than in the book
flight815down
Everything Sansa does make sense when you think of her as a 12 year old
TheOldNewSlowFast
She was still dumb as shit, even so.
itsthesciece
skin of a hot dog hair of a chinese man
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Was he actually described that way?
GavinScreaming
Yes but by Sansa. You're getting that chapter's character's interpretation of what's happening. Sansa described everything as a fairytale
TheOldNewSlowFast
No. He was like 13 in the books. They're full of shit. Funny how many people upvoted that nonsense though.
waffleninjer
Sansa was just jerking herself over him at first because he was handsome. Then her dog got killed and he started abusing her.
callouswrath
No he wasnt. Joff was was spot on in the show.
wilburx
He was supposed to have curly hair. Only thing I can think different
BeardyMcFace
Here's the book version:
Dipityseren
So, pretty much the same, but with a haircut.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Well,that would have been much more interesting.
TheLimitedReaction
MUCH more? Jack Gleeson did an amazing job portraying him.
Shadow113
I think I would have liked that a little more. TV joffrey just LOOKED like a little prick
BeardyMcFace
To the point where people think he's a dink in real life, no less.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
The amazing thing is that look is all acting and cinematography. The actor in other contexts looks like a nice guy.
Adthay
I feel like that has him much too old.
IfYouHaveNothingCleverToSayDontSayAnythingAtAll
Yeah, most of the actors on the shows are also way older than the characters they play.
Denamic
Like when Daenerys does the think with Drogo.
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bluedeanie
no you're confusing him for Vermithrax http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QlJULk0f9xA/maxresdefault.jpg
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Man, I caught a case of the stupids, brother.
FinalBackwardsGlance
That's Macho Man.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Hulkmania ran too wild for me to think straight, brother
shroomcloud
Joffrey's REAL killer:
ImJacksMedullaOblongata
OOOOO MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!
intimatepanda
YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE
Stupidpeoplearestpid
Obviously after those times they teamed up as the The Mega Powers
ElScotcho
The cream will always rise to the top in Westeros OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEAH
Shadow113
As soon as I saw that I heard UUUUHHHH YEEEEAAAHHH. its like he's in my head
MuffinOverlord
Macho Man would have been of House Martel
barehandaflyingaidsrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA
occlusion
I hoped someone would post this! Whenever I see a dragon fly by in the show, I think to myself OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!
shroomcloud
Now I have to pay $4.99 if I want my dragons to be Randy Savage.
barehandaflyingaidsrat
I know, sad day :/
aWaveOfBabies
Macho Man is still unsure if he wants to kill Joffrey... BUT BONESAW IS READYYYYY!!!!!
JDemms
I cried. Good job.
longjohndickweed
HES GOTCHA FOR THREE MINUTES
weallgoalittlemadsometimes
THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME
MuffinOverlord
Tyrion should have gotten Bonesaw to represent him as his champion
Sttargh
This whole comment thread is solid gold
ZippityBoop
Came back to upvote this, simply glorious
linkinstreet
What'cha gonna do, when the Baratheon runs wild on you brother!
pentameter
Let me tell you something brother!
TheOldNewSlowFast
Imposing? What?! No. He was like 13 in the books. Liar.
bluedeanie
I, too, do not understand jokes and humor
goldengoldblum
*[Real American plays in the distance]
sorsha
I chuckled so hard +1
HPWombat
Also after Dany was burned and her dragons were born, all her hair burned off too and she was bald.
PinguinitaSalerosa
Whats up with the boldness George R. Martin?
memeseekoo
And then her hair is burned off again when she goes w Drago.. not sure it they're gunna put that in the show though.
ilikegummylifesavers
No, she was Unburnt, just her hair got fried off.
Heroasteral
+1
CorHorizon
Did it not grow back?
frickfrickfrickfrickfrick
it did, the time frame between dragons being born and she staying at the first city is far larger than in the series.
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
I was coming to comment this exact thing. I watched that scene before I read it and thought "wow they kinda fucked that up, huh?".
SquiddlyDiddly
not to mention she would also have white blonde eyebrows when they grew back, not bloody brown!
jsktrogdor
Then she suckled them. I imagine nursing dragons are biters.
nothingtodowithexplosions
My nipples just retreated into my rib cage.
MapleCurry
Want me to suck them out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RpblcCmmndo38
I did not see this in the book. owie
jsktrogdor
Yup, she nursed the dragons.
RpblcCmmndo38
Which makes me question why reptiles would know how to suckle... but that's over thinking things
StandardDeviant
Her eyebrows would also be blond
TroyAndAbedInTheComments
I'm blonde with naturally dark eyebrows. Slightly different cells are used to create head-hair vs. body hair, so the colors vary.
blitherypoop
And burned off in the fire.
AgentChud
good work on Tyrion Lannister
MasterOfEntropy
It's a Michael Jackson nose!
pronacc
It was actually just half his nose though.
Darkcl4w
yeah, it was a chunk out the middle wasn't it? Not the Michael Jackson look
kitako
Found this some time ago (with mismatched eyes too):
ZOMGNO
needs a bigger scar, a little more nose (not THAT much missing, and more to the side than directly across) and a more twisted body.
AgentChud
Great!
MartynMage
Holy crap. This is awesome
Heroasteral
No one noticed the picture in the post of Tyrion also have mismatched eyes?
doubledickjesus
Really glad someone remembered the mismatched eyes.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I understand why they didn't make it worse in the show, but I was still slightly disappointed.
HerroDer
They kinda hinted that the wound was exaggerated by rumor. "They told me you'd lost your nose... But it isn't as bad as all that."
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Yeah, but his nose is virtually unscathed in the show.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Yeah but they would need so much make up and special effect to keep that nose 'gone' all the time. It's very understandable they didn't.
GuanWhuapo
Hey, smoothskin!
Madmacattack
Dont talk about the eye!
ApocWarlock
Welcome to Underworld, just don't make any trouble.
DontLoseYourWay
Looks expensive as fuck to keep on screen all the time.
TheThirdKindofHeat
It wasn't so much cost, but basically that he would need to wear a giant green box on his nose for filming.
Cakes1234
Let us not forget Jaqen H'ghar's best face:
Wolfsleigher
A man isn't Jaqen H'ghar!
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
FlashOfAllTrades
Commenting so I can save this once I'm at a computer
YodathePimp
1+
IRPenguin
Simply love it!
YugeAnimeTiddies
Totes saving
serenitychick
Yes! More of this!
plusoneforyou
this describes me in fancier terms! an upvote of great value!! :D
ExitVanLeft
Don't know if this is your OC but fucking brilliant +1
BanastreTarleton
*near insignificant value
Cakes1234
Smashing:
jalex1215
ManBunion
Forever too soon. +1
DevilInThePaleMoonlight
First time I've seen my OC used as a comment. Now I feel accomplished. +1.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
One of my favorite GoT upvote gifs
DevilInThePaleMoonlight
Why thank you, always glad to hear your work is appreciated.
Shockrates
You just took the whole Buzzfeed article, huh?
kageboshi
Jorah was paunchy, bald, and covered in body hair.
puppypartay
So he's Carl? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Carl_Brutananadilewski.png
MillenialJesus
TIL I'm Jorah Mormont.
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
He was also a total fucking badass....you still Jorah Mormont?
MillenialJesus
TIL I look like Jorah Mormont.
TheJonSnowShow
TIL these two used to bang ^^^
TisNagim
The man was the bear from Bear Island
mirialans
They have a friggen bear on their coat of arms!
ilikegummylifesavers
Also his behavior is much creepier in the books.
lucidcute
He's soooooooo ugly in the books and sooooo handsom in the show. I like both versions.
flight815down
He was also way less creepy in the show than in the books. Damn Iam's too charismatic and perfect
bluv
TIL i used to bonk Jorah
TheLittleBear
he was not completely bald in the books and you left out muscular.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
A BEAR A BEAR ALL COVERED IN HAIR
lonelysock
I think the show Jorah is hideous, and what they've done to him here is... doing things to me
TenMihara
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair!
LoneDirewolf
"Want to know how I got these scars? Well my brother was an asshole and pushed me into a fire as kid." - The Hound
hnk416
Apparently they tried doing book-faithful makeup and the actor could not see/breath through it.
lucidcute
"And my dad covered for him"
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
#7 makes it look like he had greyscale
Darkcl4w
"fuck the water"
dhelsan
I don't follow GoT, what kind of character is he? Interested because my name is Sándor.
ChaDavis
This is super late ik but whatever. IMO he's one of the most interesting characters. He's super tortured so before you know his 1/?
ChaDavis
Backstory he comes off as an angry, intimidating, follower. He despises knights, because he knows how knights really are and how they 2/?
ChaDavis
"aren't like the songs" because his brother is a knight and one of the most despicable people in the series. But as you learn more 3/?
Synapses
"From eating pussy"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
*held my face on a fire, or on embers, IIRC
lucidcute
His face is described as having exposed bone!
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
really? o.o i must have never read that part
Natalan
In reality wouldn't that really quickly kill a person? Infection and such.
lucidcute
I'm not sure. I've thought about it some and I don't know.
crediblesource
In reality we also don't have dragons.
krauraurgg
Sure, but dragons are a separate thing. Humans are generally assumed to be normal humans unless it's explicitly stated otherwise.
bittercold
100%
NickBlight
In reality it would have been infection or the skin would have grown back. We kinda have crazy healing for animals
DagnyFarkstofeles
Milk of the poppy while he healed; natch!
FakeGamerGirl
Sandor Clegane checks his personal to-do list. "Kill my brother" is not yet complete. "Die of infection" will just have to wait its turn.
amandil
Is it just me or does Jorah look far more manly
txmount
This bumps him from a 7 to at least an 8.5, yup.
itsapirateslifeforme
In the photo it looks like ser jorah and the mountain have done the dragonball z fusion trick.
Xeynid
There's a difference between "Bald" and "Balding". "Bald" looks manlier and more attractive than having hair for most.
SenorCardgagemortgage
Lord Friendzone?
xasbork
He looks like Agent 47 with a beard. I like this version.
SlackJawCretin
As a straight dude, he seems more handsome this way, but I'm no expert
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AceOfShovels
bear bait?
SlackJawCretin
ladies and gents, I have found my expert
BalmDeBono
As a gay dude, that manlier Jason Statham is way too hot.
Darkcl4w
"Manlier" Jason Statham? Ok, more rugged, but JS isn't exactly a delicate flower http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0u1vB6DNz3c/hqdefault.jpg
NordMan
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to see Jason Statham.
trippinoctopus
i see steven segal :|
YellaBelliedSonofa
Essentially Max Payne from the 3rd game
Silencor
Exactly who I thought of
OneCoolFrood
He was supposed to be much stockier, and ugly in the face with heavy features.
TheBlackBear
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/a/af/Jorah_Mormont.jpg
carnificus
I imagine him like a big hairy Liam Neeson, with that caveman forehead
amandil
i know what he's supposed to look like but that photoshop makes him look better
PresidentialRoboHobo
So basically just like Lord Commander Mormont of the Knight's Watch just with black/dark hair
OneCoolFrood
Basically. Not on his head, just everywhere else.
PresidentialRoboHobo
Man GRRM has a thing for bald dudes, doesn't he
pronacc
Jorah was supposed to be a bear, like his dad. He's not big enough in the series.
chezzac312
Take that back!
eichelburglar
Liam Cunningham supposedly was their 1st pick for Jorah. But scheduling conflicted and he couldn't do season 1. So he was Davos instead
eichelburglar
Liam matches book Jorah to the tee. Built like a bull, bald, thick beard. Shoulders, back, and even knuckles covered in coarse black hair
secularink
That would have been so cool...
jsktrogdor
And hairy, he was supposed to have thick, coarse, dark body hair. Danny describes him as being like a bear.
PyroAvok
YOU SO HAIRY LIKE A BEAR!
jdeman
A bear, a bear!
VarrenHunter
Makes sense, he was a Mormont.
jsktrogdor
Of Bear Island.
codylishush
It's all correct, but that execution was hilarious.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Located near Beat Island.
extravagantexpression
He looks terribly handsome even in this "uglified" picture. Nothing takes the "ahhh" out of Ser Jorah.
JeffersonSlaveBaby
The extra behind him, in the middle of that picture, looks like she's looking directly into my soul.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
This look, that look, I'd still boink him.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
It's Ian Glenn; you can only make him so ugly
seasonsgreetings
I feel he easily could have portrayed James Bond
hnk416
Does he have kids? I want to be able to call him a DILF. Cause jesus, that man is handsome.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Wikipedia says he has 3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Glen
hnk416
Thank god, I can say DILF with authority now. *clears throat* Sweet baby Jesus what a DILF!!
edissick
Also he's an astounding actor. He is so epic in GoT