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First thing I favourited from @mobysticky (and probably someone before that)
Mandatory FP Edit: Glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did, this is my first FP in 5 years! I am currently preparing my life for a dog, so if you want send me pictures of your awesome dogs! (or just boop their snoots for me)
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Edward macaronifork
hellomynameisandy
DontcallmeLen
Fork is looking scaroused.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Smayds
Wow, must be cold. Fairly pointy tines on that fork.
ThisGuy0
I could have sworn I came up with this metaphor years ago. Oh well, I can't have been the only one to see this.
tibris
who leads in dancing?
BobusMaximus
*triggered*
cjpoet
the real question: could one of them run off with the spoon?
Tech3828
Downvote all cjpoet
GregisaHUGEJerk
Its funny cause they look the same
TzarCowski
One of them is. In any relationship there is the one that fulfills the dominant role
eyeofthepanda
They are used together to make one fork.
apfelstrudelmakesmehappy
In german, the knife is gender neutral.. changes the perspective a little bit
Olbaman
Why do I get the feeling that the knife should be the lady.
CheckingYourPrivileges
Everybody knows fork is a male and knife is a female. The picture made me very slightly angry.
HurleyMcSwirley
When two chopsticks have sex, how do they know what chopstick needs to opens up to allow the other chopstick to penetrate it?
LanaAnnaFontana
Dwight K. Schrute
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Love the office.
normalperson123
You make me not want to eat chinese food.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
as a Chinese, help
nonamejanie
And are their babies toothpicks? Inquiring minds want to know.
AshHol
You guys are asking the important questions here.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
Chopsticks are gay? is that what we are all thinking?
Axises
I thought it was that you can't tell if Asians are male or female
LurkerOfDarkness
They're Pakistani.
futureman3000
All the ones I've used have been straight.
cjpoet
Same sex feeding.
Tech3828
Downvote all cjpoet
TheOneTrueJoebot
Sorry cjpoet, he told me to
guentherrr
Gay people are chopsticks.
AshHol
I read that in a beavis and butthead tone.
gotdatfireanddemroids
I mean....seriously. How do you eat rice with a stick?
atombongsmoker
Carefully and slowly
Magpiebones
It's clumping rice.
imturd
Self delusion.
infeliciter
You don't, you use 2 sticks.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
Right
flamingchickens
Asian Skillz yo
gotdatfireanddemroids
I thought that was nunchuck and bo staff skillz, yo.
TheRicM
If you think about it, nunchucks are just giant chopsticks
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Just like swans... *cries*
TheDoctormoriarty
Throwback reference in imgur time
Earthgrubb
zombie meme
AshHol
Swans can be gay
Exo212
*cries* that's so beautiful!
AshHol
I prematurely hit send -_-
Hinoko1234
Your comments not the only thing prematurely sent
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Don't worry, it happens to everyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AshHol
Thanks bud :)