It's my Cakeday!

Apr 12, 2016 1:26 AM

AshHol

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First thing I favourited from @mobysticky (and probably someone before that)

Mandatory FP Edit: Glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did, this is my first FP in 5 years! I am currently preparing my life for a dog, so if you want send me pictures of your awesome dogs! (or just boop their snoots for me)

Edward macaronifork

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Fork is looking scaroused.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, must be cold. Fairly pointy tines on that fork.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could have sworn I came up with this metaphor years ago. Oh well, I can't have been the only one to see this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

who leads in dancing?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*triggered*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the real question: could one of them run off with the spoon?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Downvote all cjpoet

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Its funny cause they look the same

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of them is. In any relationship there is the one that fulfills the dominant role

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They are used together to make one fork.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In german, the knife is gender neutral.. changes the perspective a little bit

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do I get the feeling that the knife should be the lady.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Everybody knows fork is a male and knife is a female. The picture made me very slightly angry.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When two chopsticks have sex, how do they know what chopstick needs to opens up to allow the other chopstick to penetrate it?

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Dwight K. Schrute

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Love the office.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make me not want to eat chinese food.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

as a Chinese, help

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And are their babies toothpicks? Inquiring minds want to know.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You guys are asking the important questions here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Chopsticks are gay? is that what we are all thinking?

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I thought it was that you can't tell if Asians are male or female

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

They're Pakistani.

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All the ones I've used have been straight.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same sex feeding.

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Downvote all cjpoet

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Sorry cjpoet, he told me to

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Gay people are chopsticks.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I read that in a beavis and butthead tone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean....seriously. How do you eat rice with a stick?

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Carefully and slowly

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It's clumping rice.

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Self delusion.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't, you use 2 sticks.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Right

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Asian Skillz yo

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I thought that was nunchuck and bo staff skillz, yo.

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If you think about it, nunchucks are just giant chopsticks

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Just like swans... *cries*

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Throwback reference in imgur time

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zombie meme

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Swans can be gay

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*cries* that's so beautiful!

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I prematurely hit send -_-

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your comments not the only thing prematurely sent

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, it happens to everyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Thanks bud :)

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