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Mar 21, 2018 11:41 PM
Vladsnitzel
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TooBuku
5,4,1,2,3
th1841
Ok if they’re not training in a pool.. what are they doing??
dafunkhole
#20 It's not a pizza?
badazbuilder
BennyDreadful
General Hooker might have been popular but Sergeant Buttplug was loathed by most of his men.
imnotgoodatpuns
'most' being an important word in that sentence.
GangOfNahr19
I'm sorry please explain the yogurt one
thebiglizard
I think some crazy person is pronouncing Yoplait yogurt as "yo plate"
ShuffleBoars
I was in TEARS laughing at:
ShuffleBoars
I sang it out loud as best I could. As I cried and laughed and laughed and cried.
MrPajamaSam
Is the Clock one serious?
faulkgeraldwaysteinskytolgogol
It is not, my good man. Those gentlemen are stoned and are befuddled by the seeming paradox of the statement. Good day.
BennyDreadful
She might have the "ass of 2017" but I reckon she has the tits of 2015.
Downvote4Love
Put the C back in front of both of those, where it belongs
SpottyDotty
2029?! That's not a real year! I'm gonna be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas, not writing you a paper check!
jbrightmans
I can’t wait until 2029 when everyone will post that bit.
ColtTheKid
John, that bathrooms been closed for FORTY YEARS
Burdturgler
Wharrrgarrbl
alorium
But if the tigers tongue is so rough, how does it clean itself without ripping its own skin off?
Sirsir94
Fur. Not skin, fur
thatsnotmybutt
This guy is asking the real questions.
dirtdirtdirtdirt
The same way you can scratch yourself without ripping your own skin off (???)
H4ckfleisch
The one with the commas in the bank account is funny because here in germany its used like this 2.000,06
icantmakeanoriginalusernamesoichosethis
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Vladsnitzel
I just saw the error