My buddy is in basic training; I figured I'd write him a letter, and spice it up a bit.
HAVE YA HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?!
Missed my cake day yesterday
When 2017 is starting off too good and you start getting suspicious
Let's play a game...
I'm your huckleberry
Your days are numbered Zombies...
I didn't sign up for this...
Googled "Kickass Legos" was not disappointed.
What it's like to clean a hoarder house