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Did you find dickbutt?
paradoxv1
the last one http://imgur.com/gFD5o?tags
TinisScimeca
Baby powder works for most boob issues... That's why it's used for nappy rash ;-)
squeakersgirl
Or even Bordeaux's Butt Cream at night. I use it if my thighs get chafed and it works wonders.
AlexanderHamilcat
I use moisturizing body oil for mine
Weedie89
Or cortisone cream.
lthewaffley
Never had issues. Y'all doing something wrong.
DeadEndKing
It's okay to not like Game of Thrones. I don't like "Friends" either.
worldtraversingsquirrel
Sorry Sir.... MuffinMauler ate my homework....
arnarkusaga
People have been surprisingly supportive and understanding of my booby pain. Thank you, fellow imgurians.
AngryRedBear
My wife has very large breasts and has occasional issues. Gold Bond medicated powder does wonders.
oojeyboojey
Have you tried that heavy-duty roll-on anti-perspirant? I get excessive sweating sometimes and it really does the business. Don't use on...
oojeyboojey
... skin that's already sore though, or it'll sting like a barsteward.
grumplestiltzkin
Hey, BurnThePotato... you're just as big a piece of shit as your ex.
Winterous
Worse, FAR worse. That shit could easily destroy his testicles, you absolute monster.
calldrdaley
Plot twist: He only told her he didn't like her spaghetti dinner.
Degbis
There is not enough info up there to say this. Depends on the meaning of Abusive... they both are or just one of them is bat shit crazy tho
grumplestiltzkin
No, you're wrong. Attacking a defenseless person is inexcusable, period. If you drug someone, beating them is not self defense.
ugunaeatdat
For breast irritation use Hydrocortisone cream. From drug store non-prescription. 1 to 4 times a day. See a dermatologist or reg dr asap.
MrsZbornak
also baby powder.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
That last one... my username is relevant.
ThatOneCreepyGirl
Hey! I do too!
Gilesey
Me too! The books are too good to be torn apart by that awful display of acting
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
I also downvote Game Of Thrones.
badgerkun
At the time of this comment, there are literally a dozen or so of us..
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ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
......waaaaaaaait a minute.
Nobodyn0se
Am I a cannibal now?
NoRest4TheWicked
Nobody knows...
feastyoureartonguesonthesememorypops
Yes. You just take your humans extremely well done.
SpicyMonkey
i don't think it's the same if the person is ashes........but i don't know
Nobodyn0se
Dammit, where's an English major when you need one?!!?!
TimBroth
Seriously though, am I not living my life right if I don't have anything strange enough to submit for these?
DrunkenDaveIsDrunk
All mine was about was not liking sponge bob. You can confess anything.
brokenmasquerade
Pretty sure that means you're doing just fine.
NoRest4TheWicked
@welivealoneinmyhead Whoa, we have a rebel here!
HeadlessAgnew
im gonna join the rebel i hate it too
jackaldude2
yup, same here. idc, I'm ready for the h8
TheDudeanator
It was surprising how fast these comments got down voted, tryin to keep a man down
surkovo
I can't see why any life insurance company would give a $2 million policy to someone enlisted and with the possibility of seeing combat.
GoBlue
I work in insurance. He could easily get the policy, but the policy WILL NOT pay out if he is killed in combat.
LeonSandcastle
SGLI, all service members have a policy, only pays out 450k for non combat related death, I think around 700k if combat related. Probably BS
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thatFamilyMan
SGLI is a max of $400k regardless of branch, rank or deployment
iamnotalamp
... you can easily get more.
thatFamilyMan
Maybe with a different insurance company. But every time I talked to the JAG about SGLI and what not, $400k was the max.
k0han
Hey muffinmauler, you have PICA. Get it checked out, there may be some nutritionally related reasons.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
This seriously needs more upvotes.
friarmyth
Anarkusaga needs to buy antifungal powder for jock itch. A light dusting will prevent/cure the topical yeast infection that tortures her.
redsonja84
I hope she saw this :( I've had them, and they hurt like a damn bitch. #bigtittyproblems
EdgarAllanPokemon
Dear Anonymous, stop masturbating so much. Sincerely, guy who masturbates too much.
arnarkusaga
Oh, the reason the ashes were grainy is because they weren't ashes; they were bone dust. Most of the ashes are thrown away. Only bones (1/2)
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are left, which are ground to a power and given to the families. (My mom was cremated and I asked.
Nobodyn0se
Yeah, I know. Still tasted like shit.
awildcharmander
*Gets to the end* "Did you find dickbutt?" "...God damnit OP ᵃᶰᵈ ʰᶦˢ ᵈᵃᵐᶰ ᵈᶦᶜᵏᵇᵘᵗᵗ ᵐᵘᵐᵇᶫᵉ ᵍʳᵘᵐᵇᶫᵉ" *scroll scroll scroll*
cadencecadence
Where is it?
TootInCommon
@arnarkusaga I have big tits too You HAVE TO get a bra that fits properly so your tits stand up off your chest and don't touch in the middle
TootInCommon
They're expensive, but it's worth it. Nordstrom is the only place I can get mine, but you can always have one custom made
foulmouthedruffian
Lane Bryant has some great bras for tig ol' bitties too. A friend told me about them a few months ago. Dunno how I lived without them.
IAmYertleTheTurtle
I go get fitted at Nordstroms then order from Bare Essentials or Fig Leaves, always cheaper. :)
HogwartsToiletSeat
THIS! @arnarkusaga, PM me if you need advice. I've somehow turned into the Imgur Bra Advice Mallard.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
Isn't having your mothers ashes in a keychain a bit...tasteless?
Nobodyn0se
I have my grandparents' ashes on my bookshelf. What's the difference?
Supernerdtastic
One thing I've learned is when it comes to death, let people do what they will. Except necrophilia. Everything else is way too subjective.
pennypacker
@Nobodyn0se so do you refuse to donate kidneys based off of ash content in your bloodstream?
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-razhertenthoushand
Nobodyn0se
No. It's not the ash content, it's the alcohol content.
Dragonogon
I know that I'm replying to a 9 month old comment, but, after you drank the ashes, did you feel bad afterwards, or were too drunk to care?
Nobodyn0se
Too drunk to care. She thought it was hilarious.
catsonmeth
Spot me $30?
Nobodyn0se
You're like the 4,000th person to ask. Just sayin.
crowey92
he should win a prize then...something along the lines of $30
bagonja
The zit one, is just fucking disgusting
CountOmar
i know, i know. still. That last one is worse!
iamireland
I honestly think women must have a grooming instinct.
WhyCantIPickUsername
My ex loved to pick at anything like that. To the point of blood. But no licking (that I ever knew of).
Scrindleglone
You bet it is, Christopher Walken
finnxshakh
You bet, it is, bastard.
Satanananas
Man my thrychophobia just woke up at this, fucken itching
thescarydude
It made me rub my nipple that's how hot I though it was.
UnspokenX
think of it this way (minus licking) you've got a GF who grooms you. Grooming is the most primal intimate expression of love/trust.
dgs94
Shhhh. Just let it happen.
melindypants
Haha such relevance
kidred2001
I see what ya did there.
bigpinkdress
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rgp.gif
GooglyEyedNopes
Never a more perfect username though
OffendedPigeon
But the username...strangely appropriate
ZeusLustfulBalls
The picking part I find fairly normal but the licking is just gross.
ShhhhhJustLetItHappen
Najda
If your girlfriend can't get you off maybe you should talk to her about what you like so you both can enjoy the sex
smokeydops
You're gay.
justausernamevoila
You provide your own solution (almost): Finish off by hand in front of her - not in the bathroom.
clutchthepearls
It's the condoms. They for real suck. I've never been able to get off using them.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Do you have good blood flow..?
Eowyneb
This! I don't get how he hasn't told her!! How old is he? for fucks sakes it is half the fun to try new things with you SO
HalfJudPrince
He should try taking a break from wanking.
RecombinantDAD
Actually, I had a similar problem with my wife, turns out that the condoms we were using were just a little too tight
RecombinantDAD
Really wish I knew his username, because when we switched it was a godsend
chubito33
maybe he's just not attracted to her anymore, still might be emotionally but not physically. had that happen to me with this one girl
ZOMGNO
So true, maybe you're just really nervous, so you can't finish... but if you talk to her more and do different things together, you might?
flounderflound
Or fuck for 8 solid hours and let her think you're a fucking god!
DMGuy
Same problem with my ex, I never did get off while we were dating. I blame the condoms, but it's not like I was going to go without them...
zavalava
It could be the condom as well. Reducing sensitivity enough to make orgasming a mission. I had that problem before. Sucks
Najda
Likely the case but there's still non-vaginal stimulation she can provide condom-less.
Degbis
See if you can get off in her mouth mate.
Lugh314159
"could be", if dude's over 25, I'd say "probably". Lots of guys can't cum with a condom on; it's pretty common.
orangecookie
if the condom is a size too small that will happen a shitload
bangbangbangbang
I feel like this should have more upvotes than it does...
Najda
Shoutout to those who believed in my post even when it only had single digit upvotes. You the real mvp.
InfinitusEquitas
Communication... real communication... it freaking matters.
monkeyonastring
I just assumed he's gay but won't admit it to himself or his gf.
brokenmasquerade
Anon from the 7th post, your mom is a horrible person. Don't feel for a second that you have to date or have sex before you want to.
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brokenmasquerade
*23-year-old-virgin high five*
SuckAnElf
Also, don't actively cock block yourself to spite her, if you have a chance to have a good relationship with someone do it
brokenmasquerade
Also a good point, I'm glad you brought it up.
Zephronias
Yeah, Anon. Your mother is thoroughly fucked in the head, and you shouldn't let her determine anything regarding your love/sex life.
brokenmasquerade
Agreed. "Just get pregnant, it's not a big deal." Who thinks that?
OmegaTengu
Not only that, but it is EXTREMELY illegal.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Any Canadian woman with a mother like that, I will date you, meet your parent, and scar her for life with you in some diabolic scheme.
UnspokenX
You. I like you.
junkhacker
I volunteer for any similar scheme in kansas. as a bonus, your mother will probably think i'm too old for you too
IAmPurpleDinosaur
My grandmother says things like this to me (not the pregnant bit) all the time. We were very close once. Now we might speak once or 1/?
IAmPurpleDinosaur
twice a month. I don't know what to do. I worry that I will never be able to rebuild that once strong relationship before I lose her. 2/?
IAmPurpleDinosaur
She doesn't speak a lot of English and I don't speak any of her native tongue (Hungarian). I don't know how to explain to her that 3/?
IAmPurpleDinosaur
times have changed since she was 22 in the mid 1950s or that her ONLY grand-daughter has no desire to date anyone without being a lesbian4/?
IAmPurpleDinosaur
or anything other than being straight. HELP! 5/5
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
And don't feel you have to avoid it either. Don't date a guy because your mom told you to, date a guy because you find him attractive.
brokenmasquerade
Thank you for bringing that up - you shouldn't allow toxic people to influence your life.
DrWolvesbane
Yeah. But tell her she is ruining it for you. That she is scaring you with it
nanifatcatwhosallergictoothercats
22 is seriously too young. My mom tells me to have a baby, but I'm 30, so thats different.
LucifurMacomb
Depending on Anon's sexual preferance: she could always try date women.
RogueMachinae
seriously thought i was the only one who doesnt date because of my mom. good to know...in a depressing kind of way...
brokenmasquerade
You're definitely not alone. I won't give relationship advice over the internet, but I will note that a good LMFT (licensed marriage and
brokenmasquerade
family therapist) can help in these kinds of situations. They're psychologists, but more counselors than anything else.
gloridiaz
My mom said stuff like that, but never went so far as to pose as me on dating sites (that I know of)... now I feel lucky. :(
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
one of my friend's grandma takes her photos and hands them out to random men to find a husband for my friend.
Celanawe
Wonder if they're from the American South? There's a LOT of that mentality here.
HellaciousHaze
if my parent did that i would definitely have a lawyer draft a cease and desist letter on the grounds on imitating me
TheCoaxial
Shame they didn't put their username (though i understand why) I'm 21 and in a very similar situation.
thetittiekeeper
He's only 22! I mean, where in the world does he live since it's so important to get married already? :(
brokenmasquerade
Well, where I live (I'm 23,) most people my age are either married or are getting married, and then immediately having kids.
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brokenmasquerade
Utah, USA. It's very much normal around here to be married and have a kid by my age. I think that's really weird.
SandraReddleston
I'm a 22 yr old female virgin and my mom pulled the lesbian talk. I'm pretty Straight.
UnspokenX
precisely. I'm in it for the connection and the chance to play videogames with someone I can cuddle with afterwards.
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brokenmasquerade
Good on you - it makes it easier for me knowing that. I'm 23 and everyone my age (and younger) is getting married and I'm just not ready.
alticaarden
Also 22 is still really young! Go live your life your way and worry about all that pointless stuff later
brokenmasquerade
Exactly! I'm 23, watching all my friends (younger, too) getting married and having kids, and I'm just like "I'm not ready yet, guys."
bukkaeruinedmycarpet
Anonymous male who can't orgasam, are you taking any SSRIs like Zoloft Prozac Lexapro Celexa etc. that's a very common side effect
NaviOfClanBewb
My ex had the same issue because of SSRI's
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
I just want to point out, if you drug your partner and then bludgeon their genitals while they're unconscious then YOU are the abusive ex.
bigdaddyfatpants
Did you say NO. Because all men in my Merica are tought NO means YES or at most some form of foreplay first. Like watch porn or something
Supernerdtastic
I just don't buy it, yanno? It doesn't really seem to follow for general psychology.
nichijoudan
Inno.
BurnThePotato
Sure I'd be but no better but hey the others girls wanted to do worse. I'm no doctor but he'll live. Only felt dull pain when he woke up.
scurve
You were less abusive than crueler people would have been; that's no excuse. "He'll live" = abuse mentality. Please seek psychological help.
bigdaddyfatpants
On my block, shit like that might get you a Detroit river swim with 2 broken arms.
BurnThePotato
But at least not being able to walk for awhile was satisfaction
bigdaddyfatpants
You might want to leave an abusive relationship like that. I know you had a funny uncle bla bla bla. I would like to see you jail for DV.
scurve
This contradiction is a clue that you need counseling. You say he only felt dull pain to excuse your actions, but now brag he couldn't walk.
GEWeatherwax
She sounds like a textbook abusive asshole. I doubt telling her she needs help will do anything. She'll just continue saying he deserved it.
NerdyDirtyCurvy
As a woman with large breasts..... wtf?! I can't say I've ever had that problem.... have you checked it out?
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dropdeadkate
I'm a 34G.... I've never had that issue. An occasional zit maybe but nothing rash-like and I workout/play sports regularly
rngdicebb
Agreed, had to check mine to assure quality control. Under-wires can also cause a lot of the symptoms she's describing.
gloridiaz
It's probably the bra, at least partially. If the bra fits right, there shouldn't be any skin-on-skin happening inside it.
imholdinglemonade
Maybe she's having a reaction to the material?
gloridiaz
That's also possible. There's a lot of rubber in bra bands, normally, and if you have a latex allergy it can be bad news.
nightaccio129
I'm going to say it depends on how big the boobs are? Past a certain size it seems kind of inevitable that skin on skin would happen...
DeliahBlue
And shape. A lot of underboobs are straight across instead of curved to go with the underwire. There are no bras shaped for this.
gloridiaz
Not if you get the right size... Band should match actual ribcage measurement as closely as possible to avoid this.
nightaccio129
I was more thinking in the cleavage crack than underboob
fishnugget1
Not if they're fit right. There's the ones that hold your boobs separately.
labrat0314
I have once in a while in the summer. Typically I just have to try to keep the under-boobage dry with baby powder or use yeast inf cream 1/2
labrat0314
like Lotrimin or diaper rash cream when it starts. And that my friends is more personal than I have ever shared with a bunch of strangers.
mmmmmmmmmcupcakes
Yeah... I have had big boobs since i was 12 and never had this issue
Brodyxo
Agreed, I have big boobs too and never ever had that problem, sounds sore :( should probably get it checked out.
buttfuckery
I was thinking the same thing. I just get boob sweat. Maybe it's a man
olyrachel
Mine are so large that I nearly have to special order bras. Rashes happen, and sores that scar. Under my breasts it is a pitted mess of scar
InboxMeYourBeards
It all depends on how much a person sweats. The more sweat produced, the more this is a problem.
FreeLuluNow
Good possibility it's a yeast infection. OTC yeast creams help. I've had this confirmed by a gyno. Also, antifungal powders to prevent.
Manateechica
I thought the same thing! I was like..um...they get a lil sweaty. She needs to get that checked out.
Midnighttemptresss
I think it is some sort of yeast infection, the solution is to keep it dry by putting menthol powder that´s what it is called here on it. 1
Midnighttemptresss
Putting paper towlers also helps, until it´s gone. It´s the cause of the smell and itching and rashes under your boobs.
undernourishedandovercaffeinated
My friend has huge breasts and is a nurse. The running around for 12 hour shifts in a thick bra has caused her to have similar issues
Snoweh
Yeah wtf I have big boobs and never once in my life have I had a problem anything similar to that, no matter how warm it gets. .___.
UnnecessaryComma
Intertrigo. It's a thing. A painful thing. I'm trying to order silver-infused bandages that are supposed to help. So far, no luck.
Manateechica
wow, I have never heard of that. Interesting. I hope you find something that works fellow big boob sister.
juicebat
I concur. If your bra is creating painful creases, you need to get a bra with more lift. Or you could have a condition. See a doc.
KateUptonsNipples
Just to let you know this entire thread under the comment is pure gold. So many stacked women to PM now! :D
CaptainsQuarters
The only time I got rashes was after a track meet. I think it was chaffing more than anything though.
TheDeadWillWalkInMyMemes
I'm thinking she's overweight and that is the issue
CavalierNique
Indeed... I wonder if they are allergic to something in their bra or if they have a condition causing this...
FridgeCat
That is what I was thinking. It may be a yeast/fungal infection. Washing it 3x a day is probably making things worse.
yorkie62
I agree with the yeast/fungal infection. Also try to find cotton bras.
DrCrumplebottom
Like jock itch but on the under boob?
FridgeCat
Exactly.
yorkie62
Exactly. She can try tinactin or another anti-fungal. I actually use Noxema. Helps cool the area.
DrCrumplebottom
I've heard tea tree oil is good for that too.
yorkie62
I used to live in an area with high humidity. I'll have to try that if I ever experience it again.
evilpilch
I can't achieve orgasm with his girlfriend either. She's got a fanny like a windsock.
KlumsyNinja
Daaaaaaayum.jpg
caloohcalay
I was not expecting this.
Mcflyvol
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
notDylanOBrien
Get her to do kegel exercises. They'll tighten her up.
Idownvotewatches
PartiallyToned
It sounds like death grip syndrome more than anything honestly.
SayWhatWhit
what...what does that mean?
ashleykailani
.....*starts doing kegals*.....
FireCoroner
"Like throwing a woodbine up Northumberland Street."
FireCoroner
"Like the last hotdog in the tin."
FireCoroner
"Like fucking the night."
andreyhimself
You just need to figure out how to relax. It's stress that causes it
MoString
I lost it at windsock.
evilpilch
lol
OffendedPigeon
this...this is my favourite comment
evilpilch
Thank you. I am here to pleasure you.
sirnoobsalotthethird
She is loose like wizard sleeve!!
randocommand
try loosening your grip when you masturbate. or stop masturbating for a while and see if your problem changes.
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randocommand
i think it would be more of an intimate experience if you both enjoyed it, but if you like what you're doing, by all means, continue. :)
IGarfunkledYourMother
For the Americans, fanny in this case is referring to her vagina, not her bum. Cheers from a trilingual American, mate.
liliputian7
wh
AnotherGoblin
As an American. My melting pot country has cultured me enough to know that a fanny pack can be two very different things.
WivesWithKnives
Bless you my child.
HennyPennyStegosaurus
Thank you, I was coming up with the most confusing visual here before you clarified this for me.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I'm American, and I knew this.
imholdinglemonade
"Over there, fanny means bum. NOT...your minge." -Keith, British Office
Broken27Arrow
After watching Misfits, when I read "fanny" it's in Nathan's voice.
Sobek999
HOLY FUCK, SO DO I!
nohman64
You are a wordsmith, the Shakespeare of our time.
evilpilch
Glad you noticed. I have a couple of sonnets in the backpipe too.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Irony: He has shaken his spear in our time
TheStoatMcGoats
Truly.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
Verily.
Jackalac
The big tits one made me sad :(
SeeDoEat
Hold on, I have a big bra size and that NEVER happens to me. That sounds like something she needs checked.
pykx
It's a real problem. I literally just took my bra off and thought the dog farted. He wasn't in the room. Big titty sweat is a legit issue.
babymurlocs
Ladies, there is an amazing product that we use at my hospital called Interdry. It works really well https://www.inter-dry.com/
nightowlRN
Was just going to add this as a comment.
rustyspade
yeah or talcum powder/gold bond
Laurelespp
Yea thats what I do
babymurlocs
Dunno if insurance would cover it or if you can get it from your doctor
previoustopcomment
just use baby powder.
babymurlocs
It's not the same. Baby powder will just cake up from the moisture. This actually wicks away the moisture AND has antimicrobial component
whydididothat
I was just gonna say this! Interdry really is amazing. Put it in then yeasty belly folds of old people and it clears it up.
Spacebread
Caldesene powder works well, too. And it smells nice.
farina
-commenting so i can find this again later- Thank you for the resource.
babymurlocs
Any time! I wish I could hook some of you up with it for free because it really is an amazing product
emperorcain
/a/O0pgw
onepointtwentyonejiggawatts
When I take my bra off at night and lay on my back, my sternum gets so itchy from the weight of the boobs being pulled down by gravity.
GeeUknit
If you're a side sleeper, stuff a pair of rolled up socks into your cleaveage at night to support the top one. SO much more comfortable
CatLaydy
Oooooo. You're a genius!
onepointtwentyonejiggawatts
That's a good idea. I am a side sleeper.
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
I have to wonder just how big they are. I don't have that problem.
Laurelespp
Im a DD, but have been using baby powder on them and it helps absorb the moisture a bit.
HoshiHikara
48 L, and I had that problem all the time. I finally bought a bottle of baby powder and a little fluff-puff thing. Problem solved.
ComradeJenkens
That can't be a real size?
HoshiHikara
According to American Bra Makers, it isn't.
puggless2
I'm an E and I get the smell pretty much every day, but not the other stuff, that sounds painfull
CatLaydy
I have triple Ds and I live in the south. I have neeeeeever had this problem. Just boob sweat that shows up on my shirt.
HennyPennyStegosaurus
I thought I had big boobs until I read this but mine are fake so they kind of defy gravity a little bit...
mechanimated
It's not only size, but also shape, as well as skin sensitivity. Saggier boobs would be more prone to moving around a lot.
CatLaydy
Wouldn't a bra prevent substantial sagging? There's no skin on skin contact for me. Except cleavage.
serenityaerin
36HH and have never had this issue
youkillemwegrillem
FF, i get a rash sometimes if I wear an illfitting bra.. but def. no dead animal smell. Whatta bummer.
RedroverRedrover
Mine got bigger when I was breastfeeding and I hated it. You get sweat in your cleavage! I never knew that before.
thecraftinista
Ohhhh yeah. I have big boobs and play a lot of sports. It pools right on top and goes through my shirt.
CaptainsQuarters
I had the same issue. I talked to my mom when I was in high school, and ended up getting a breast reduction since I was having so many (1/2)
CaptainsQuarters
issues. Tons of back pain, rashes, plus I played sports year around, and DDD's didn't help. I'm so much more comfortable now. No ragrets.
CatLaydy
I'm jelly. That's my size. I would like them lessened. Or at least lifted.
hollyhorror
Cacique came out with a "cooling bra". No boob sweat. Ever. It works like a fucking dream!
SpiffGriff
Sounds like it may be yeast causing the rash, the Dr can prescribe a powder or cream that should really help.
DeliahBlue
Came here to say this. There's over the counter creams you can get too.
AviMavi
Boobs in general require more maintenance than you would think.
TaintedGENE
Rumpsonumpso
I have size E and I don't really have to care for them. I don't get pimples or else. That's super strange!
TheMonsterWithinYou
I tend to get pimples under my left one and my god when they pop...it smells like I had a dead animal rotting under it.
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TheMonsterWithinYou
Maybe, but I don't have insurance and so I can not afford the medical bill. Lol
ninatastar
Wouldn't baby powder help with that?
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ninatastar
Knew I wasn't going crazy. It helps with sweat in general so I would imagine.
lawlysmoke
ATTENTION FELLOW BIG BOOB GIRLS AND @anarkusaga: Apply deodorant under your boobs. Problem solved. Stays cool and dry all day long.
Verolaquebecoise
Shower, clean with soap, apply gold bond to dry. Use antifongic cream in the am, reapply gold bond
AniRayne33
Monistat Soothing Care powder gel. Best thing ever invented.
TheDrySideOfThePenny
Now is it a big boob problem or just a fat problem?
forgetthisnoise
Big boob problem. I'm fat and under my breasts is the only place I have ever gotten rash from heat in my life.
wherethehellaremyupvotes
And in between.
yorkie62
Did she delete her account? It might be a yeast infection. Try Noxema. It helps me cool the area down.
lawlysmoke
Must have :( Maybe she didn't think her confession would make the cut?
yorkie62
Or worse. Guys PMing her for Tits or GTFO.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Goldbond!!!!!
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Alternatively, baby powder. I hate using deodorant there, baby powder leaves me feeling fresh and dry
alexicanz
works great until you take your clothes off for sex and there's unsexy baby powder all over your chest and bra
GeeUknit
Baby powder didn't work for me in the Caribbean, but specialised anti-transpirant cleared it right up
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Ah, fair enough. I live in dry heat & don't have much trouble. When I went to Malaysia, the humidity meant I had to apply it more than once
forgetthisnoise
50 DD. Deodorant is a god send, as is a good baby powder.
tanadarko
You mean antiperspirant? I don't see how deodorant would help, except with the dead animal part.
UpvotesForCalicos
Except now some scientists are speculating that the chemicals in deodorant is helping to cause breast cancer.
lawlysmoke
Everything will give all of us some form of cancer. I'd rather smell good 90% of my life than live an extra 2 years, to be harsh.
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Currently no conclusive evidence for this and if you're already using it under your arms, on your boobs isn't going to make the difference.
nightowlRN
I do this too. Also keeps you smelling fresh.
AlwaysLurkingNeverSubmitting
I have done this for YEARS and it works! Yes, it's a small tube for the price, but you can make it last!!! 42H here so you can trust me!
AlwaysLurkingNeverSubmitting
Link: http://www.amazon.com/Lady-Fair-Anti-Chafing-Soothing-Anti-Chaf/dp/B009EXF284
akerendova
I do this everyday too. I used to get horrible rashes. Any advice on the pressure marks from the seams?
lawlysmoke
No :( I still get those, too. I guess it's a toss-up between a super tight band or straps digging into your shoulders. ugh!
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Seamless bras, Berlei & Bendon are my choices. Make sure you get one with thick, padded straps too.
lawlysmoke
Done this since I was twelve. I am a (US) 38G.
KeatonTS
G?!
lawlysmoke
Yes. It's not as fun as it sounds.
KeatonTS
How do you survive!?
TheMightyRiddlebox
Can... Can I see them? I've never even heard of that size..
lawlysmoke
You may not.
TheMightyRiddlebox
=(
EpicTales
Ohmygosh I'm so excited! Hello there fellow G sister!!! :D
MeowAnna
Let's start a support group! Hehe.. cause.. support.. XD
lawlysmoke
Hi! It's nice to have someone out there who knows the struggle of being able to find clothes / bras that fit :(
resolutionx
Baby powder works for most boob issues... That's why it's used for nappy rash ;-)
kidsparrow
I have huge tits and don't have this problem. Am I just lucky? Is this really a thing?
GeeUknit
No, we're making it up for kicks and giggles. *eyeroll* It depends on body shape and climate humidity, amongst other things
UnnecessaryComma
Yes. Yes it is.
amaya141291
I have F's and when I have my period and weight fluctuates I even have G's and I don't have this problem >.> I usually hate my breasts
amaya141291
But reading this makes me feel like it's not all bad.
Laurelespp
I have sensitive skin, so have to rub baby powder to prevent the moisture from irritating my skin. DD's require a lot of maintenance
IusedtobeSnowWhitebutIdrifted
DD here, i sweat like a horse during the summer (thyroid condition) and still there is no bad odor.
runningirish
I have DDs. I think wearing a correctly sized bra solves a bunch of the problems. Correct band size is critical.
thingssomeonesays
I have DDs and have never had any issues. I never realized until today how lucky I am for this.
tanadarko
It may also be your local climate...
CatLaydy
Eh, I love in the Southern US. It's hot as BALLS in the summer and I've never had that problem.
DeusExSpockina
Get fitted properly, for real. Nordstrom is pretty good for a chain, Intimacy is also v. good. Buy lace, not foam. Better support, more air.
warick
I have a feeling she's boobing wrong.
GeeUknit
What, because her body doesn't conform to your idea of how it should?
warick
No. I have a wife with very big boobs. She has issues with boob stank on hot humid days, but rarely any other time.
GeeUknit
So based on your sample size of 1.. no fuck it. You obviously know more about how other people's bodies work than they do
Glitterfarts
Boobs are fucking awful. I am a triple D I barely go out because I live in Nevada and I sweat over everything and boob sweat is disgusting(1
Glitterfarts
It smells disgusting and the rash I get makes me want to cry sometimes lol. It hurts like a mofo.
lkingglassalice
I feel ya there. I wear a F, and the rashes are terrible sometimes. I've found that applying tea tree oil with a cotton swab before bed 1/2
lkingglassalice
Every night helps. Plus it smells good.
kriositivity
I wonder what size she is O.o I'm only DD and I've never heard of boob maintenance.
laNikiNt
"only" DD. shit, I'm B but luckily have no problems either
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Only?
OMDSWC
IDK why you're downvoted for this... I'm curious, too, as I'm in a similar boat. Same size, I don't wear a bra at home at all. Maintenance.
kriositivity
I still wear bras...I don't like jiggling and other weird things like bones through flesh.
OMDSWC
I like being free, but I don't understand where in the multiverse you went with that last part. Haha.
kriositivity
Different perspective I guess o.o
GoALittleCrazy
I have little boobs and I am grateful for that everyday.
DVSBSTrD
Turns out low cut tops aren't just for attention after all :/
sadwaffle
God forbid they make a shirt that actually fits right :/
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Also, high cut tops make large boobs look like an odd misshapen blob low down on your chest. It's a tough call if you don't want attention
CatLaydy
I love my graphic tees, but they probably look awful on me. And I keep ripping the designs because they're placed right in the danger zone.
Laurelespp
I rub baby powder under my boobs after I shower, it helps especially since I have sensitive skin. I still shower twice a day.
gloridiaz
Me too, since it's almost certainly caused by wearing a bra that doesn't fit. Source: I have big tits.
foxiesinsoxies
I have huge knockers and honestly this heat thing has never happened to me. So weird!
ThePastor0fMuppets
Huge you say? Time travel for the lulz
foxiesinsoxies
Hahaha wow time traveling for sure
BreadyStinellis
Washing 3 times a day is not helping. As an eczema sufferer, ouch. Stop washing your boobs and body oil those puppies up!
CryloRen
I got sized at Victoria's Secret and got the right size, but it still happens to me. =\ I also like 108°F at 7:30 pm right now so..
Vaemethius
Do you ever put antiperspirant under them before you put your bra on? It really helped my mom out during summer
sadwaffle
VS does that!? I don't shop there bc they don't go up to my size.
almondsandtea
V'S bras are bullshit. Get yourself properly measured and then look for panache or curvy kate bras online. There's alwsys 1or 2 on sale.
gloridiaz
VS sizing adds inches. The band should be as close to your ribcage measurement (measured UNDER the boobs) as possible to keep skin off skin.
DeusExSpockina
Victoria's secret is made of LIES. I wore 40DD for a long time. Went and got fitted for real--38G. Lost weight--36H. www.myIntimacy.com ftw.
vulpesvulpes
I'm a 34DDD and they sized me as 36C... they are made of such lies
runningirish
VS sized me very incorrectly. I'm 32DD and they put in 36C. Now I don't bother with them, I have someone else size me.
ponchette
I've heard that Victoria's Secret is one of the worst places at sizing correctly.
kendovzii
They don't have a great range of sizes, either, so it's not hurting them to put you in a more common size.
CryloRen
Really? =\ well hell.
HennyPennyStegosaurus
I've heard that too. I need to find a place near me that sizes properly, I'm in NM, not a lot of fancy bra stores here :/
MyCatOwnsMySoul
Or because of the weather. I get horrible smelly boob rash if it's too muggy outside.
gloridiaz
I live in Florida, and in the summer I rub Gold Bond powder on my underboobs before putting on my bra.
Stuckinsuburbiahelpme
I was just going to post the same thing. I am an F cup and yeah no rashes or dead animal smells here!
masoudd
Thank you for the source. I wasn't sure if you were telling the truth.
jimothyrustles
Id like to be the judge of that i cant take your "word" for it
gloridiaz
My ribcage measurement is 33 inches, and my bust measurement is 46 inches. That's all you're getting. :P
stc02bbb
Sup
jimothyrustles
Y u do dis?:(
JoSchie
my thoughts exactly!
Naturally90
I have big boobs and never even heard that this is a problem? Is it only in hot countries?
lalisa
I think it depends on the person. This happens to me and I'm not from a hot country. For me I think it's because I'm always a sweaty Betty
Naturally90
Maybe just because i really never sweat.
CatLaydy
I'm from the southern US and I've never had this issue.
maylmburjackndmokee
Oh my god! So I'm not the only guy to have faked an orgasm
AssManProctologist
only time I faked I was fucked up on opiates and was hitting a 90 minute mark. clearly noting was going to happen so I faked
Iwillonlytakecatphotos
Boyfriend had the same issue due to "over use" and porn.. We just slowed things down and tried to wait it out till we saw each other again
Casnchaos
When I first started dating my bf he couldn't orgasm through inter course, he was honest and I was ok with it
mechanimated
If you have trouble with that, it might be fixable. With the porn industry the way it is, far more young men than before have issues (1)
mechanimated
orgasming due to frequent masturbation (causes sensitivity loss) or watching too much porn (mental numbing to the act of sex). Trying to (2)
notDylanOBrien
Get her to do kegel exercises. They'll tighten the vaginal muscles.
Nobodyn0se
I faked an orgasm once. I pulled out and spit on her back.
HeyFreckleFace
Sexy.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I know, right?
feastyoureartonguesonthesememorypops
For me it never really feels vivid enough. Like I know you are doing something to my penis but it's either I can barely feel it or it hurts
bangbangbangbang
I thought I was the only one. Wow.
Frederf
I almost got away with it once. It might have been too showy, jazz hands and everything.
bippinandaboppin
If its enough already and I just wanna get some sleep
thatoneguy1991
Nope, I am here, too.
mechanimated
tone down either might help from your end! Of course, it could be other things, but it might be worth a short. :D (3)
nohman64
Let me get this straight...there are women who would exchange nude pictures...for gifs...I....I have found my calling.
undercoverles
.... Shit i've been doing this crap for free! WHAT HAVE I MISSED?!
SashaTheGray
tits?
undercoverles
Sadly yes. DAMNIT!
MoonMoon25
Angels singing in the background.
mofomeat
They don't even have to be good gifs! :D
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
What can I get for my HQ gifs them? Maybe I can trade one for a blowjob.
Dusseldwarf
I'll give you a blowjob for a HQ gif of you giving me a blowjob.
TheManiteee
+2 for smarts
actualbeauquet
I'll give you a blowjob for a HQ gif of him making a gif of you giving him a blowjob.
Cheknya
Depends on the quality and length of the gif..
Satinsball
Potato as possible and lasts as long as a virgin in bed... Soooo?
Cheknya
You can have a picture of my dog.
Satinsball
I'll take that bitch
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
What about an HQ gif that lasts longer than a Hobbit movie adaptation?
Nobodyn0se
Here's a pic of my tits, no .gif required! Enjoy: http://imgur.com/4DwvJ9N
nohman64
I...I can work with that.
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Nobodyn0se
You don't think I'm sexy?!?! :(
Onlyforthecomment
But would I get more pics if I did make you .gifs?
Nobodyn0se
You're god damn right.
ThatOneRandomWalrusAtWalMart
I am in love. Thank you.
Nobodyn0se
Come on over and you can motorboat them.
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tiramigiu
that's a male and a female, for fucks sake.
FetusWizzard
i will eat your first born child
Munakukka
wtf :D
Nobodyn0se
Sexist.
penguin002
the fact i fell for that twice, in a row makes it worse....
KyleDorman
It's ok. So did I. We're in this together now
christianna321
Sigh...*unzips*
stamklank
dude..
HD2composer
their username suggests "dude-ette" fap on ole' girl, fap on
barksinternally
Listen here you little shit...
Nobodyn0se
What are you getting mad at me for!?! I didn't lie, did I?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Did you? DID YOU?!..... Did you? If you say "did you" real fast it sounds like "Ditto"
barksinternally
But.. I... D:
Hushedmidwife
warning: NSFW
Counterfit
That is definitely NSFW
SequinEyes
NSFL
HD2composer
Not Safe For Lust ?
SirNugsALot
Life. Not safe for life.
Nobodyn0se
I'm insulted. :(
chemistrydoc
I'm so glad we are FB friends
Nobodyn0se
Me too :)
KRGR
Matt?
Nobodyn0se
Nope :(
Redwind007
I also have a bearded friend called Matt :p,, you and I could be friends KRGR ,,, but he has a hairier chest and I know his username ;)
KRGR
D'aw.
KRGR
We can be friends anyway
Ziiiro
Lol
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
YOU DRANK A WOMAN HOW COULD YOU
ThisIsDefinitelyNotHillaryClinton
YEAH WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
Nobodyn0se
I WAS DRUNK AND SHE DARED ME
CommandOrConquer
no complaints.... the beard is a nice tuch
MrKazekage
*slow claps*
MuffinBlaster
I only signed up to imgur so I can favorite this comment
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome.
RodolfoBelehGarciaHerrera
oh yeah, slap em!
DanNeedsLoveToo
OGODMYEYES!!!!!!! ICANTSLEEP NOW FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!
FlamingGranny
Im speechless +1
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome
jrau18
Woot woot! Didn't even have to pay for it!
SirSchmoopy111
Commenting to return
RapedBacon
Will do the job.
Mackwop
Heyy its the guy who did the good thing!
KeatonTS
I honestly don't know why i even bothered to click this.
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome.
bimbojoe
I like you
Nobodyn0se
I like you too! :)
bimbojoe
You are now my new best friend
Nobodyn0se
http://img.pandawhale.com/116951-did-we-just-become-best-friend-qMcD.gif
GovernmentCheese
Can we be friends?? LOL
Nobodyn0se
Sure! I'm Kevin.
Magster2004
You seem like a really cool dude.
GovernmentCheese
Hi! I'm Alex
Nobodyn0se
Talk about a delayed reaction....
RepostedFTW
Would you eat somebody else's mom? I might have a special treat for you
TheCanadianNerd
Can I buy your kidney? Or something like that
Nobodyn0se
No. I need those for the alcohol that sustains me.
Rickosandro
Fuck man i thought they were gonna be birds
Nobodyn0se
Never underestimate the N0se
StackedInaTuxedo
Bruh.
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome.
HD2composer
your words... "gif'd"...
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Are those real you slut
Nobodyn0se
100% natural!
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Yeeeaaah calling bullshit until somebody around here gets a squeeze to confirm.
Nobodyn0se
So has @GeezMomElightenUp
Lugh314159
Nobodyn0se
But if you want to send a neutral third party to test them, I'm all for an open and honest investigation.
Nobodyn0se
@chemistrydoc Has squeezed them.
TasslehoffBurrfoot
oh god... why.... NSFL
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome.
zeroedged
Did this cost just $27?
Nobodyn0se
Nope. Totally free.
zeroedged
At least it wasn't a kidney haha...
BloodRaptorX
I just violently retracted from my phone
Nobodyn0se
You're welcome.
ElectronicArtsOfficial
#nosilicone
Nobodyn0se
Just cheeseburgers
McStabsworth
I aint even mad. I also cant stop laughing!