I am the most adorable Cthulhu ever

77

16

133

My city is getting Google Fiber

35

23

4318301

This was way more fun than doing dishes

12

6

108

Why do people even live in Australia

4

4

12

I've come to that special age in a woman's life

10

32

48

Every single time I am putting my shoes on

8

2

72

MRW I put my eyeliner on perfectly on both eyes on the first try

14

5

1257

The oh fuck moment

21

2

154

MFW I get a promotion and don't have to wait tables on the side anymore

50

10

209

Imgur this is my fridge.

4

6

1229

Because she was sleeping in the dirt

51

13

17

Bramblewood Scrabblepants

10

12

150

SPCA Wake County Kitty bomb

-4

4

74

I'm having a ruff time breathing at the moment

9

13

59

MFW I am sad but have no idea why

4

29

37868

When the vicodin gives in

18

3

393

I let my cousin's bichon lick my icecream bowl

10

5

123

so my bf requested we try anal over dinner tonight

20

9

111

So the fire alarms just went off for no reason

16

6

6981

I think that Voldy knew what he was doing by not bothering with a nose

24

20

142

the easter bunny got the memo

9

5

45

My father's face when he sits down to watch a movie with me and I picked the movie

12

27

92

Luke. I am your Easter Bunny

9

4

89

My best friend moved to a strange land

73

12

68

MRW my Nana tells me "she made those cookies for Christmas"

51

8

192

Me at work right now after having a Cuban coffee on my lunch break

15

20

100

MRW My cousin is getting married the same weekend as Camp Imgur and I can't go

21

5

154

I'm definitely missing something

3

2

264

I am far too tempted to make this into Christmas cards for a lot of my friends

18

6

221

I made a thing

11

6

15

It's the best day of the year

11

7

590

I lost a bet that this was a not a photoshop

8

1

71

I tried. And failed.

146

39

292