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https://vimeo.com/54749924
Birdladykatie
Forreal tho, is no one interested in this?? I wanna know more about it!
totallynotawalrus
ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN LORD
ishouldbeworkingwhileatwork
Cock worship
ChemicalPizza
This should be top comment.
saleos
What ever this religion is, it needs to replace all other religions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idoubtanyonehasthisusername
This will be the first time such a statement does not result in a war. All will lay down their weapons and peacefully follow the chicken.
L1NK3Y
LA FIESTA DEL FUEGO Y EL POLLO!
realizm
The church of "what came first"
StephaneDoria9
pretty coo
obizues
Anyone care to explain?
Junkship
cousteau
OK, so I go to the comments section specifically looking for this comment and it only has 2 points?!
whatspaulplayingtoday
But why?
enflique
it's probs actually supposed to be a dove. like the symbol for the holy spirit... probs.
lifeischaotic
ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN LORD
ImmortalAzrael
And so the chicken lord sacrificed his only child to us so that we may partake of his delicious fried flesh.
lordfluffycus
In the name of the Chick,The Egg And Colonel Sanders.Nuget.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I anoint you with barbecue sauce
rixto495
All hail Poultra!
Smighter9000
http://33.media.tumblr.com/79f7fed3ccbd9d4feb7d72d61a96a696/tumblr_mhxfrxJUG81ro2eu3o1_250.gif
DiscomfortZone
Ultralord is not afraid of chickens! He is not afraaaid of *bang* ok maybe a little bit afraaaid of chickens
rixto495
did...did they really leave the tent Nick?
rocketdonkey
Cluckin' Bell!!
phenomanII
thejollymolly
Anyone living in Atlanta looks at this and thinks "hey the big chicken!"
ditta
I looked through all the comments. Where are my people!
forgottenshore
Holla
082734041910
I hope ten thousand years from now when the first human return to the home planet occurs they only find this chicken church
doctorwhoovesandtheMexicansatellite
With the Lord of the Rings novels hidden within its halls.
Skiafluff
But in the year 9595 the chicken church grows sentient and travels back in time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTP15uTE8aA
HypersonicHarpist
Even in just a few hundred years archaeologists are going to be scratching their heads over this one and be theorizing about chicken cults
SomeAverageChick
you mean like we are right now?
HypersonicHarpist
Yep!
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Have you read History Lesson by Arthut C. Clarke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_Lesson
Rahxa
And we say on to thee Chicken, bird, bird, bird is the word.
Lueisanartist
Yay for Family Guy! I'm 26...
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Fonzie be with you.
jeremyteal
and a papa-ooma-mow-mow ooma-mow-mow unto thee, my fellow hen
weasel1
The huge cross on it's back makes it look like a huge German superweapon.
SteveMND
You say that like that's not the actual case here.
tomyironmane
It used to be one, back in '47, 'till Captain America got to 'em.
LosLocosKickYourAss
I thought the same thing!!
JahNoodles
This is from the bible where god says "and build me a big cock for i have the greatest and it was so"
Scooobyroo
ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN LORD
AppleEater01
ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN LORD!
Moonkey
Does it have a cluck tower?
brittahawks
I read this, sighed, moved to the next post, sighed again, reluctantly came back to upvote you.
Scionotr
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA CANT BREATH HAHAHAHA
Richardglute
You cheeky bastard
SlurmsMcKenzie
SAVE THE CLUCK TOWER!
JangoDarkSaber
You can see yourself out.
Nellybear
Bok bok mufuckas
CrankyCat
Read comment. Moved to next pic. Clued in. Went back and upvoted.
JangoDarkSaber
You can see yourself out.
twicemonkey
Your coat's hanging by the door
Jenkneefur
I was just about to write this. +1 for beating me to it!
Anonypuss
i backtracked to this post after realizing what I read, op. +1
inkyblot
Oh just go be a dad...
chocbuttons
Whoooooaaaaaa! *slow clap*
Stuemke
Get out.
PerturbedBadger
That was a fowl pun
frostedbutler
No, but it seems to have a Cock Tower
RoryBory
The real question is can I walk out on the open beak, balcony style?
Thronen
How is this not top comment?
TheRealJeffLebowski
because church's chicken.
LongwindedPuntificator
If it makes it, hopefully OC doesn't get too cocky!
rasmis
Cluckmate atheists.
SirFartsLoud
PRAISE COCK!
MahiMahiFreedomActivist
The power of cock compels thee?
IntelligentHippo
GLORY BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, LORD COCK
TheBigGay
I try
Isthisgoingtobeforever
Clearly, it is a female hen in the middle of her daily laying.
SirFartsLoud
I bet you're fun at parties.
Isthisgoingtobeforever
Actually I'm fucking hilarious, while clearly you are a racist bastard.
SirFartsLoud
Isthisgoingtobeforever
Ok fine, peace in the updoot. That was cute you hateful swine.
alicefreak47
"May the grease be with you." *in chorus* "And also with you."
BossRedguard
ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAISE IT!
protozeloz
With your mouth!
MyNameisJavert
HERE HERE
Crixel
Oh skyrim
Theepimethean
Nailed it better then Pontius Pilate
TooBadSheWontLiveButThenAgainWhoDoes
BROUGHT TO YOU BY... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oji_jspIKDk
CritterHunter
Church's Chicken?
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Walk into Indonesia like whaddup...I got a big church.
lunathelyon
I got a $1000 scholarship from Church's Chicken this year... I've never even eaten there. Just thought I'd share
inkandcaffeine
Okay you should have a gazillion points
DickWhiskers
Wow thats amazing
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
Jesus, this is funny.
huanthewolfhound
Chicken Church!
godamnit
squareshield
The church of our lord and savior Chickensus who was kentucky fried for our sins.
Jimmmydickgun
Arise chikin. Arise!
CritterHunter
This was the first episode of Aqua Teen I was exposed to! Go you!
Schmedes
Church's Chicken...because the devil's son eats Popeye's.
hillywut
There it is
thatshyguy
*Chicken's Church
thefatlonelyjew
i want to see this comment get a ridiculous number of downvotes
thatshyguy
http://imgur.com/k7Oidbu
TVDinner6969
Chicken JESUS fried for our sins
dingoatemybaby88
You have no idea how bad I want Church's Chicken now. There's not one within 8 hours of me :(
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Everyone else go home, this comment is the captain now.
Simien05
All right buddy. U win
SulfuricRed
*sensible chuckle intensifies* I actually returned to upvote. well done.
thefatlonelyjew
except that this abandoned ruin in the middle of the jungle probably serves better food than Church's Chicken
porkchopexpress
Thank you for making milk come out of my nose. +1
astesche
https://youtu.be/yj3n3uU2zww
aflarge
Chicken Church.
QUODEZ
I'm telling Church's Chicken about this. Call your lawyer asap.
beeeeeeeeees
I love their paupers.
dinosaurda
Is Church's Chicken any good?
DickWhiskers
Wow thats amazing
potatofishiee
You didn't.
nextTopChevre
Slow clap
JustADudeFromLA
You win the Internet today
DidItForScience
Probably the best of the fast food chicken joints.
pokedexpert
Yes.
GatorDontPlayNoShitGatorNeverBeenAboutPlayinNoShit
Right on the money!!!! Upvote for you ya filthy bastard!
testingonetwothreetesting
If I see a Church's Chicken I know I'm in a sketchy neighborhood
NULLuigi
For me it's Crown Chicken. Church's means the neighborhood has hope.
MizukisShadow
Church's is the gateway to sketchy places in Arizona.
scarierspice
And Kennedy fried chicken
BlueBomber05
Bojangles' Chicken and Biscuits is the most sketchy restaurant to me
louisdubya
Not sure if this is a joke or not.....but I assume you live in the carolinas?
simfasa
Church is Chicken
Lueisanartist
This should be top comment... It's brilliant.
MySockHurts
No, Chick-Fil-A isn't open on Sundays.
Deputydonger
Ball is life
frostedbutler
Lall is Bife
TVDinner6969
What!?
frostedbutler
The struggle is real
TheOutdoors
Take me to church
UseTheForceLuke
France is bacon
SeriousCloud
Ball is life
DetRustCohle
Shrek is love
Iamsonewatthis
All of Garden?
JanitorsApprentice
I love lamp
Robvp
Knowledge is power
GiantRobotsRule
Time is money
sodafizzman
Money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge, let's go!
MrMcGeeIn3D
Personally, i prefer Church's over Popeyes.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
There it is. We can all leave now.
doesntcountunlessyougobardownski
Arise chicken, chicken arise.
Fuuuuuuudge
Repeat after me. "I am sofa king we Todd Ed."
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Oh man I miss that show. I still say that to myself occasionally and snort with laughter. No one else finds it funny. This makes me sad.
hammersquirrel
No, no, not so fast. Loses meaning
theycallmetherattlesnake
i. am. sofa. king. wee. todd. ed.
TehAccountant
billy witch doctor.com more comfortable with chicken
bulldogmurph
One convenient locations.
doesntcountunlessyougobardownski
EEN AFRICA.
gingerr00t
That crazy hat for chicken?
jagecage
Super ultra mega chicken...is only legend
theycallmetherattlesnake
El es leyenda. Soy Hollywood.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
That was more than ten years ago, just fyi.
realylongimgurusernamecausepeopleliketodothatiguess
I came to the comments specifically for Billy Witch Doctor!
doesntcountunlessyougobardownski
TrustmeImadoctorzoidberg
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