Why is my lava lamp looking seductively at me? Stupid sexy lava
Mesmerising little fuckers
My niece's doll has seen some shit.
Danish firefighters giving oxygen to a cat after a fire
Hugo when he was 12 weeks
Hype vote my ass, my dudes
A sleep/jerk apartment? In this economy?!
What hype-votes feel like for someone like me ....
Happy Christmas from Denmark! (PS - plz don’t steal Greenland)
It me
Fine. Here is my bookshelf. Go ahead zoom in.
These scales are way off.
Merry all the things from Denmark
The old royal hunting palace north of Copenhagen
Did the plague doctor last night - made a kid cry. Big win!
10 year cake day - jebus I’m getting old. Thanks for the laughs, folks!
Yes yes. Fuck you too!
Merry chrizzles from Denmark!
Controlled demolition + drone footage is pretty fucking cool
I just inherited this. I have no idea what to do with it.
looks like I'm babysitting this beast tonight
The one time a year when selfies are allowed. Merry Christmas, friends!
Cool as a cucumber
Get back up again