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SimplyMike
Drake the type of nigga when going to the beach he brings cookies in his fany-pack.
ItsNotRapeIfYouShoutSurpise
Drake the type a nigga to catch a snowflake on his tounge and then 2 hand jump high five with his homie.
ishowclass
Drake the type a nigga to cry when he step on an ant.
ladyanime
I laughed so hard at this!
CoolSnackChris
Drake the type of nigga to pretend to fall asleep in the car so his homies carry him inside
ThatCookieGuy
No. No. That's Kanye.
CaptainNewspeak
Drake the type of nigga that spray cologne into the air and shimmy into the mist
AlbinoMelon
Drake the type of nigga that get's one of his bro's to open a jar for him.
futurenurse
gets* bros*
HagridsToe
Drake the type of nigga to grab his boys hand when crossing the road.
unitedfoosta
Drake the type of nigga who let the other car go when he has right of way
spoonyforky
Drake the type of nigga that knows the difference between his dinner forks.
MrJavNic
Drake the type of nigga who kicks his leg when he hugs his friends.
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demut
I don’t get it.
WTFmoonmoon
Drake the type of nigga that opens a bag of chips with scissors.
thatoneredheadedguy
wtf moon moon
OPsFather
http://youtu.be/paxKPCkxfZc?t=1m1s
mskdoug
so im that nigga jeez
doespicardeatpineapples
IT'S THE BEST WAY TO NOT RIP THE BAG WIDE OPEN
DBZftw
Hahahahaha can't stop laughing
TheIronBank
Fuck. I do this.
ixotic93a6
That's good :)
chchchcherrybomb
i remember when this comment was only at 300 points. i knew you could do it moonmoon
WTFmoonmoon
Hehe.. It was a good day ^_^
DinoKebab
*crisps
tomples
This is the best one.
firsteveranalrapist
not enough upvotes for this
IronbridgeSkrunk
haha why can't I <3 a comment
chchchcherrybomb
my favorite
mymomthinksimspecial
:( my mom's that type of nigga
zattack
Yolo
officerbattletoad
Well, at least she thinks you're special.
AnonymousCanadian
This comment made me fucking cackle. Well done.
ESPN8theOcho
drake the type of nigga to read the terms and conditions
jetblue7
aye this one
Ali822
My nigga
iwantoneofthosesuperlongusernamestoo
Wait, you don't read the terms and conditions? Then how do you know what you're agreeing to?
Cmitry
I like to live dangerously.
IChangedMyNameForThis
Drake the type of nigga that pulls his pants all the way down when he uses a urinal.
officerbattletoad
I was chuckling while reading these, then lost it at yours. Well done!
downdownforwardforwardpunch
Drake the type of nigga who tuck his niggas in at night.
ThatOneGuyThatSaysThatOneThing
"niglets
goodguyC
Drake the type of nigga who tuck his t-shirt into his underwear.
betterthanyou
awww, that's actually kind of sweet.
abbgflol
drake the type of nigga that tucks drunk bitches in at night... bitches love being tucked in
ThaDeanWinchester
"Night night, nigga"
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Wanted to write this same comment! Glad someone thinks like me
Daskful
I don't know why but that sounded like a drive-by.
3or4GalacticSlothessayhi
drive by tuck-ins?
Fletchski
Drake the type of nigga who sits down when he pees
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
It's a serious condition. Sits while pees (more commonly SWP) is a chronic condition affecting millions of men across the nation.
BellyButtonCum
He does doesn't he
oTranq
Drake the type of nigga to take a girl's virginity and try to give it back.
ImaRakeYoAss
Best one on here for me xD
poseidondeep
hahahaha. I lost it
MrFox88
Drake the type of nigga that would get nudes from a girl then photoshop cloths back on her body and send it back
Xerious013
win
thefifthmelvin
Yo, that was funny as fuck.
unitedfoosta
Drake the type of nigga who use toilet seat covers at home
bancodespanko
Drake the type of nigga to eat two gummy bears at a time so they won't die alone
tegridy
He should keep eating those Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears.
mvinyard26
haha I actually inadvertently LOL'd.
katycatt
all the comments like this were funny... this one made me snort
sanitizedhand
THIS
Sasstiel
I do this with all small food items for this reason. :(
Captaincheddar
this, this my friend is gold
schmohpie833
I eat broken goldfish first to put them out of their misery (cuz they're injured)... Anyone else?! I have no clue if I'm the only one or not
impedimenta
Same (especially with animal crackers)
schmohpie833
No way!! Every time I tell a friend or someone they laugh at me!! I've never heard of someone else doing it too! Haha
thewaxdog
I bite their heads off first so they can have a quick death.
Agentshitface
LOLL.
ItsNotRapeIfYouShoutSurpise
Drake the type of nigga that carries his homie to bed if he falls asleep in the car.
thevinegarstrokes
dude but your screen name...YES
everyonesmom
I awww'ed out loud
Celt
Drake the type of nigga that apologize for something he ain't even done. Twice.
wilsonwooo
we all know it's #celtsfault
scienceofduality
TIL I am Drake.
IWantYouToHitMeAsHardAsYouCan
yooo wait that's a quote right? who said that? cuz that's hilarious
AnarchistAbe
Isn't he Canadian? Kinda makes sense...
Fletchski
Drake the type of nigga who waves at you with both hands
YoungGerald100
Lol
iampurplelungs
Drake the type of nigga to get into a pillow fight and die.
pistolshrimppumponmylapatalltimes
LMAO
Ryguy48
wat. LOLOL
ernienesto
Why isn't this on the top 5 comments?
Potentiate
Drake the type of nigga to cry when he catches a case. In a pillow fight.
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
Drake the type of nigga to propose on both knees.
TheySeeMeRoman
I laughed out loud at this one +1
slatter
Drake the type of nigga to safely eject a USB drive.
geeeef
you win
ImTheGuyFromThatThing
And here I almost regretted scrolling down this far
agdsglsjdfgkjds43542
hahahaha
pencilholder
:'D perfect
theoriginalsmellycat
flawless victory
Communinja
As someone who works in IT... DO THIS!
alijamZz
Drake the type of nigga that waves at you with both hands
shaffeybaby
this one is my favorite thus far. just cuz i can visulaize it
brianrpgarel
Of all of these comments, this was the one that made me laugh out loud and embarrass myself in the library... Thanks
slatter
Drake the type of nigga who rolls his eyes back in his head when he eats chocolate
missdebonair0328
that's hilarious!!!
TemetNosce000
Alright. That's just perfect, I just read through twenty of these and this is the one that got me
BritBratSmackAttack
Drake the type of nigga to set his alarm to 11:11 so he could make a wish
ShadySchoolgirl
I wonder if he sees these
MeltingPopsicles
This brought tears to my eyes.
LadyHaywire
#SOCKS
KingAslanTheVI
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
ImageScienceGirl
lechuga
CrackerDuck
It is what it is
DrHark
In Spanish, that is translated to "Es lo que es", and not "eso sí que es", which doesn't really mean anything by itself.
Kellili
#YOLTOSS
tiroler
Always upvote socks
LiveGrenade
Oh God I forgot we were supposed to be doing that.
DrHark
Stop it. This does not mean what you think it means. As a Spaniard. Thanks.
LeahcarDee
As a Spanish student: THANK YOU. At least you don't look like an asshole for correcting people.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
A lot of people know this, but it has become the colloquial way to say it. Like saying "For all intensive purposes”. We know what you mean.
DrHark
I understand, but still it rustles my jimmies.
IwasgonnamakethislongerbutADD
*For all intents and purposes is the proper phrase. People just learn it wrong and perpetuate the wronginess of it.
downofathistle
People say that?! As a Brit, I'm horrified.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/08/44-everyday-phrases-you-might-not-know-youve-been-saying-incorrectly/
downofathistle
Wow. 12 was the only I've ever come across.
BigBirdForPresident
Well what does it mean? translate spanish man/woman
DrHark
"Eso sí que es" doesn't really mean anything by itself. It needs context. Maybe "that really is" would be a rough equivalent.
DrHark
"It is what it is" can be translated as "es lo que es", but sadly I can't come up with a funny acronym. SLOKS?
heytuesdaypignapoke
#SLOKS
saveourbluthsdotorg
an appropriate response.
TYLERPERRYSMADEA
Drake the type of nigga to fart in the toilet, then flush, then wash his hands
harleyz
Drake the type of nigga to wipe from the front.
THEBEARDEDWARRIOR
I don't even know what that means.
allboutfuckery
Me either..
MasterRuser
it means hes overly tidy/sensitive
deathamphetimine
He farts in the toilet (rather than actually shitting) and still flushes and washes his hands. Most people would not do this.
AmericaIsWinning
Are all these "Drake the type a nigga" a reference to something?
SometimesYouJustNeedTo
in the richest neighbourhood in Canada and is just really privileged. So by default in the rap game, he's a soft betch. [2/2]
rwebber13
My guess is that he tries to come off as "hard" but in reality he's not, he was an actor first.
Erroneous
Why is this not the top comment?
saxmacgyver
you were saying?
ElizabethHo
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Stormsoldat
WITH SOAP
Krakencrotch
Wash hands, wash toilet, wash hands again*
matorland
Commenting for when I want to read these glorious comments again.
frankyj16
I cant even.
snapperdoozle
Drake be the type of nigga to time his bowel movements with yours in the stall next to you.
HotDogOnARoll
Twice.
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
Drake the type of nigga that sits down when he pees.
Chronomechanist
I've no idea who this chap is, but thanks to your description, I now know -exactly- what type of person he is.
Chronomechanist
Never have I seen anything so accurate.
8bitTunes
because he's gay and has a loose b-hole? a gay joke. does he wipe?
ionlyspeakthetruth
Laughed too hard at this
dirtmop
Can't stop
Jennybeanss
EW! He didn't even wipe!
ItsNotRapeIfYouShoutSurpise
Drake the type of nigga to search for "personality" on pornhub.
purplegundamdeathstar
Ding Ding Ding* we have a winner here!
KamikoAnn
this needs more up votes
wanderingbishop
.....wait, that's an option?
iwenttocollegeforthis
I'm doing this. Right now.
orrenman
personality? i honestly never considered that. i'll try that next time.
inugod
indeed
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MasterRuser
Haha this whole Drake meme is just fucking hilarious
AdornedOdin
I lost it.
elpurplemonkey
How is this not top comment? Just fantastic.
SuperSaiyan93
I want to favorite this comment @imgur
MrSalazar
*slow claps* Fucking brilliant.
miniatureDimenstionsOfMammothProportions
New friends, exception
beerpig
amazing how the funniest comments always seem to get downvoted
TheFullmetalKid
I'm definitely doing this next time I'm on it