MRW I'm about to have some sexytimes:
When my girlfriend hints at having sex
When someone uses the phrase "M'lady"
It's not a swimmingpool.
This is what all college students hope for, after they get a degree
When that one friend wants applause, and you're just standing there holding a water bottle.
Stay classy, Heinz.
Referee caught me rollin'.
MFW I'm woken up by a butt grope
MFW I'm offered drugs at a party
Taylor Swift being white and awkward at the Grammy Awards
4chan trying to rap like Lil Wayne. Pretty creative stuff!
MFW I had friends over, and I secretly grabbed a snack behind their backs.
Alternative education from 4chan
Just thought of this.. [OC]
U WOT M8?! (Ukranian Riot Police)
My girlfriend and I have to sort out the last 10% I guess..
Slap.. Slap.. Slap..
Today I learned something..
Conan is not impressed by Slender Man's antics..
My in-laws have adorably derpy cats
Hehe.. heinz
So I brought food home from work today..
A Personal Favorite