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Unconventional motivation for your week
SAUCE BOSS: http://thunderdungeon.com/2016/05/09/inspiration-station-10/
Naberhawk
I read the "Tough Titties" as "Touch Titties." There's my next tattoo.
TaylorT
These inspirational post tend to annoy me more than anything. I'm glad some people are doing well but some of us are miserable. Fuck off.
ErinFromTheOffice
I aspire to never know my exact bank balance. If you know it down to the dollar (or worse, to the cent), you're poor af.
Elphames
Britney Spears is under a lifetime conservatorship, so you know, long hair does not a perfect life make and all that.
KillingTheJoke1
I find your lack of pixels... disturbing.
rikm
Ducklings in paper dresses isn't as good as whiskey...but, it helps...
pezgordo
No No... YOU are hot as fuck ! ! !
Marikhen
Shouldn't #1 have been, "Be a slut; do whoever you want?"
jasmineelee
Kagnnor
Do you already take advice from #1?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I just looked up and realized my clock's battery is dead.
hellafyno
Be a whore, repost whatever you want.
Superchief86
+1 for BRIAN BLESSED!!!
FreakingGood
I aspire to never know my exact bank balance. If you know it down to the dollar (or worse, to the cent), you're poor af.
NuclearWinterIsComing
Time to take a nap, not because I'm depressed but because I'm a badass and I deserve it. Fuck yeah.
theansweris3
I'm going to take a nap too, but the depressed kind.
Kunavi
How is being a slut inspirational and to whom exactly? How, in what context? I'm cool with the other half of that 1st quote though.
2sday
Another one I've read somewhere: when life seems to get harder, you just leveled up, bitch!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
'If the day does not require an AK, it is good.'
okillshutupnow
Internet told me to be a slut so I should do what it says. Internets is always right
hyperghoul
#1 drinking the blood of my enemies is within the range of possibilities, then?
oddworldcrash
Tetris one is deep
avatarFerret
#1 no plz don't we have enough of those thank you very much
RobotMassacre538
This is the best inspiration you could ever give someone, "Yeah, life sucks, it doesn't matter, get over it"
InigoMontoyaIsMyName
It gets better . . . just not right now
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
"get over it" is one of the douchiest, asshole things anyone can say to someone who is dealing with a problem. it's not how the world works.
frozenswitch
#5 lol
cryborg
I made a goal. I wrote it down. It is "1. Find something I like today, and just like it. Just like it."
beeratius
I like boxes with neat print designs on them. Also notepads, I don't even write in them I just like owning them.
DrMrsTheMassageTherapist
I know it wasn't the focus of #17, but I'm very intrigued by this "Roll & Go Pizza" idea
Cockle
I couldn't help but notice your name, are you an actual massage therapist?
DrMrsTheMassageTherapist
Yes I am!
Cockle
Nice! for how long?
DrMrsTheMassageTherapist
A little over 3 years
Cockle
Awesome, what kind of massaging?
kansas555
How the fuck did that guy only spend $18 in 2 years?
RubyDJMoon
he makes $9 less than he spends a year
dragonadamant
I figured the $18 was a net difference (e.g., make money, spend money, make more, spend $18 more overall than you earned).
kansas555
I know lol. I was trying to be a little funny. Obviously, I've failed in my task. :(
dragonadamant
2/2 that it *wasn't* a serious question and thus deny you an answer you might (for all I knew) have actually been wanting.
kansas555
I should've included an "lol" after the question, which would've been a great non-verbal clue for you. The Internet needs a sarcasm font.
dragonadamant
Not a problem! :) I'm not good with Internet sarcasm (I think it's the lack of nonverbal communication cues), so I didn't want to assume 1/2
Thismuchistrue
When all else fails, plastic surgery.
Xsiah
Lifehack: Instead of surgery, use a paper bag!
Thismuchistrue
It's certainly cheaper.
EvilLesbian
Can I use a plastic bag?
turaliigo
This is actually mostly terrible advice.
FK86
Agreed. And it's all from people who "hit a bump in the road." Some people are on a crash course and it *is* a difficult life.
lancerudager
Chief Keef is not employing that he has a Llama that you can come visit and pet. A Llama is street slang for an AK-47.
lancerudager
For anyone who doesn't know. It says its for any weapon, but I heard it was from the neck of the AK looking similar to Llamas fur.
flyingmidget23
Thank you. I was going to point this out. He's by no means talented, but he also doesn't just use any word that rhymes.
lancerudager
I have no hate on Chief Keef, I just don't listen to his music.
TheSpaghettiPolicy
Sorry, but #2 is bullshit. The world would go on pretty seamlessly w/o most of us and a good 90% of the population is UNDATABLE!
tanebou
Not everyone's world would go on seamlessly. There are people we don't think of who are reliant on us in ways we don't always see. And 1/2
tanebou
2/2 in the grand scheme of things, what world is going to matter to me outside my own if I lose a loved one? Seriously calm your tits, Mary.
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TheSpaghettiPolicy
Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there.
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TheSpaghettiPolicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_jdcV5QsM