So this...this hits a couple buttons for me

Mar 28, 2016 12:22 AM

So this...this hits a couple buttons for me

Gawd she's such a dumb hoe.

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What is she actually doing

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showin her breasts are really heavy and they go every wich way braless ... showin its huge !

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Godammit she knows exactly wtf she's doing. Just get naked already!

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My penis can only take so much.

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So much cringe in the comments already?

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I am sure this is Katey Perry, I think.

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Her flirting with Bo Burnham at YouTube Live in '08 was ridiculously cringey. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmvs0Ty8AX0

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I forget where I saw it so forgive me for lack of source, but she's said she gets off on the idea of being a young man's first. 1/2

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With heavy implication that it extends to fantasy not just intercourse. Basically she's cool with young men wanking to her.

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I thought it was K.Perry

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I. I wanna put it in her brownie.

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Imagine the type of badges she can earn

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That's impressive

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yes very ! even more when a man is not used to theses kinda breasts sizes .... omg????

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Cuz i did it all for the cookie! Huh! The cookie! Huh! The cookie!

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"don't objectify me"..."pedofilia is a crime"... "eyes up here" ...all pale into obscurity when compared with "gimme mo' money".

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Ok

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Boobs? Instant win. Katy perry's bazoongas, Epic win.

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I'd fudge icing her thin mint for $12 a box

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Ugh

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v

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Holy hell I nearly spat out my coffee haha

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Dude it's katty Perry

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Please... do porn...

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You can get that exact outfit for the Sims 3. Make of that what you will.

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It saddens me that she did not pos for PlayBoy in time.

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We’re a Culture, Not a Costume!!

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I'd like Samoa.

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I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating brownies

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But Brownies are the like 7-9 year olds, aren't they?! Wtf?

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So are cub scouts

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Cub scouts are usually much younger than that. At least, for my troop, you got promoted around 7.

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Yeah that ones a little dark.

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Cus you're into girlscouts?

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She's got two hidden badges I'd like to check out.

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Are they real?

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yes they are ! dude.. just look at thoses thing go in every wich way :0 .. ohhh shit yeaa thats they way they go like crazy bouncin like her

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting!

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You've never had a serious relationship.

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Couldn't be more wrong :)

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joke's on you pal, I can always be more wrong

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Verified.

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A cupcake? Buttcake? Slutcake? Who the hell is this lady anyways

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I'm not sure how I haven't seen this before.

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+1

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I'm sure I'll fap to this at some point.

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Lol what

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Thank you sir

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Just let me favorite that really quick

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+1

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That.... that's good stuff

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yep ! heavy stuff too man... oh shit heyy hey .. mmm

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didn't realize i needed this. but i do.

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Well that hour went by quick

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She is beautiful but one time I noticed her eyes were just a tad to closer together than an average girl and I can never unsee it.

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Oh. my. Science!

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Oh dear lord...

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yep ! impressive i know man .. ohhh shit .. mmm

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Thank you for that.

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Username checks out

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Great

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You da real MVP

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. because why not.

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she's stellar hot, but what will her career be when she can't play the ingenue any more?

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Shack up with Legolas in her beautiful house made of money? On Money island? In Moneyland?

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Ask Madonna.

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Or Cher.

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She unleashed the horrors of autotune upon the world. I wouldn't ask her anything.

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Which every pop music star uses. Sounds like she's doing something right.

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I think she's a lot more than ingenue but plays it very well.

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Over.

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Meh, fair point, but I think you underestimate her ability to adapt.

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I was being more rhetorical than all that ... Her career path shows she'll adapt - personally I think she's a Madonna for the Millennials.

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noted

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To go from christian music to this is already testament to that imo. She'll be around 20 years from now i think.

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plus one for knowing that. It felt weird having a poster of her as a christian artist and then seeing her first single hit at katy perry.

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Build a house from bricks of $10,000 bills?

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it'll be a lot like any other wealthy person retiring - just younger. (providing even halfway reasonable monetary decisions are made)

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i dont understand?ingenue is a stock character in literature,film. a new young actress or one typecast in such roles.am i missing something?

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that is a literal definition, yes. It is more often used figuratively as a "beguiling young woman, with charm and innocence."

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Last definition is "an innocent or unsophisticated young woman.," and as such the word is sometimes used to somebody who -could- be 1/2

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placed into said roles / looks the part. Ingenue applies to somebody intentionally looking the part of "young, innocent, etc" 2/2

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I think op means when there is another popular hot woman singer and kp is older and unable to act as she does now

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Thank me later v

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I'll thank you now. Trust me, you won't want to shake my hand later.

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Nice

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Thanks

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LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY

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where do i apply?

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You apply it to her boobs.

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OOOOOOH I see. Thank you!

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Well then... this exist and i have never know about it.

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Just remember while you're filing your TPS report; someone is getting paid to feel up Katy Perry because they followed their dreams!

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REMIND ME: Thank @ThereIsNoSpoonorFork later...

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hey, dont forget to thank that one guy

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I forget his name though. Eh, it was such a long time ago, I'm sure he's moved on.

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So...did you thank @ThereIsNoSpoonorFork?

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I did not! Thank you @ThereIsNoSpoonorFork!

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