“First I just dabbled with it, ya know?”
Florida Man Strikes Again
It cost $0 to be nice
It’s called class
My Owl Tattoo
40 mins late and no call no show... looks like I got stood up
Just bought my first Harley
Yup.
Title.
What!?
Who's your daddy!?
Marketing done right
Black Mirror Predictions...
Blue Lives Matter
Lighting is everything
Wake up!
Hillary for Prison 2016
Not all heroes wear capes
.
Miss Piggy Dump
Things I want to do before I die
Texas BBQ
MRW she's down for Lazy Town and Chill
Otis Dump
MRW a hot girl hits on me and ask if she can buy me a drink
Hmmmmm....
(Insert catchy title here)
I hear my neighbors banging next door and I try to be much louder than they are
MRW the right song comes out on the radio
Chocolate or Vanilla
Voting
Dilemma every night.
Thick Cheesy Thursday
10 mins into Walt Disney and Chill
If you are good at something never do it for free
Happy Friday!
Quads or jeans?
I like big butts and
So this is happening!!!!
It's my birthday!
When you find out the girl you want has a crush on your brother so you lie to her so you can smash
:)
I don't know how to feel about this
MRW I see my ex with her new ugly BF
MRW when a hot girl at the bar hits on me and ask you if she can buy me a drink
I show my SO my porn history
MRW I hear my neighbors banging next door
Who's a good boy?
First Dump.
10 mins into YouTube and chill and he gives you this look
MRW my friend tells me she's voting for Trump
When you think you got FP worthy material
When she grabs it and says, LETS GO!
Someone at the table says Trump will be a great president
MRW I stub my pinky toe on wall corner
My plans for Easter
How I feel on pay day
I hear my neighbors banging next door