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Shibe down!
It probably doesn't help that I left for work early...
me irl
AssTractionHero
Sure, your dad's "friend"...
BillyAmend13
ME TOO. ᵂᵒᵃʰ⋅⋅⋅
Tzell
Notforhire
That dad in the short shorts shaved his legs too, he is the most dad a dad can get
dolphindreamsandsatan
*GTFO, Keith!*
notasmartman
That "$5 million" wouldn't be so bad, really...
jolietjane
I'd enjoy the shit out of that box
PsychoFox
Me too
takeacatnap
I've done the sponge cake thing before, it's hilarious.
crookednixon
I'm personally expecting #10 any day now.
CatJuggling
#1: http://wtfbot.net/pix/3055.gif
makelikeatreeandleaf
but...... my name is Keith
bokgoi
why is marty mcfly on the cake for the guy to move out?
loafroaster
He's looking at his watch.
slackfumasta
Cuz he has run 'OUTATIME' to live at home.
Kittenmask
#5 - Drakes house
FredRamshur6
Didn't know there was such a high population density of pregnant people on Imgur.
WeAreMadeOfStarDust
The second one- is just a sponge cake.
jolietjane
MMMmmm FROSTING! mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem
unirrelevant
VERRRIIILLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY
tendthekine
thanks for the investigative work
Alphatronx3
A sponge caaarl!
TailBiter
Amelia bedelia
fluffleupagus
That was my first thought.
GingerSlice0
Ohhhhhh they're sponges. I thought they were those square bars of soap.
Mairoa
Yeah, they look really colourful for sponges
ocegur
A sponke.
hopethisisarelevantname
Sounds dirty...I like it.
HardhatBambi
I plan to prank someone with this!
rick423
...this year's april fool's joke.
graou13
april food's joke
CClop
She still wasted all this good frosting. Heresy!
NateTheScot
ooooooh my god >.<
DrJackBright
My mom did the EXACT same joke to my grandma for one of her birthdays a few years back xD
Vegardina
http://imgur.com/b1fvCtn
Zechie
Awww it's spongebob's deccapitated head :)
Berlinthebattleturtle
I wanna lick it.
Vegardina
http://imgur.com/JS72orp
HocusPenis
"Parents aren’t the people you come from. They’re the people you want to be, when you grow up." —Jodie Picoult
PoppinLochNessHopster
...So.... I am my parents?
AWildhurst
I will never get tired of these.
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
Good, because you're probably going to be seeing them a lot :p
menapoeka
Best. Dad. Even.
yeahthathappened
That "Jar Jar Binks with a knife" one, though... *shivers*
AVerySexualMidget
My dad convinced me to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, waited until I was BARELY asleep, then turned on an electric toothbrush by my head.
bangbangbangbang
I blew water out of my nose when I saw that. Fucking golden.
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
I'd say orange and yellow.
Dawnstempest
I'd say blue and black.
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
"He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold" "No, no, no, I mean he's depressed" -Timon & Pumba
newspice
I guess Jar Jar got sick of everyone making fun of him
AlphaSeries04
MEESA GONNA GET YOU!
Thesmellofgoblins
...there is smoothie in my nose now.
ForOurNation
I got so scared I got an erection, haha! Don t you hate it when that happens...? Guys.. Guys? Amirite
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Congrats on discovering your fetish. Good luck with that.
HooperAintchaWatchin
Scar Scar Binks.
JudgementalPepper
I'd fucking run to grab the shotgun and hope I can load it fast enough. He'd better speak up quick.
StandardDeviant
HERE'SA JOHNNY
AnActualDuck
But wait, he isn't dead. Jar Jar surprise! There's a knife in his hand, and death in his eyes.
ThisTimeItIsForKeeps
I GOT THAT REFERENCE!
StandardDeviant
But yousa can do jujitsu
counslor
Fucking epic.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
My dad let me watch the shining when I was 8, then kicked the door open with a knife and yelled here's Johnny....there were tears...
Delightfoot
OMG LOL
Clos12995
Jajaja! (Mexican laugh)
gorillamanjones
My pop did something similar. He put two porcelain dolls in the hallway after we went to bed. No other way to the bathroom but to go around.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
I'm 25 and I haven't seen that movie since nor do I ever desire to see it again
counslor
And I'm guessing a change of underwear as well?
ImVeronicaCorningstone
I actually out of instinct jumped up and punched him in the face...it was a reflex and I was 8 so he just laughed his ass off
JeromeHamtaro
That profile spoof kids girlfriend and mom look eerily similar
Kingjayde
Oedipus
crepehemorrhage
Freud! *shakes fist*
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
maybe they are related?
tanebou
Probably his sister. Not his girlfriend.
IAmYourGodNow
Why not both?
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Plot twist: she is also his mom.
AnxiousBear112
Dad got nicer legs than me
sesamharold
I bet it's from the mini golf sports.
esospanqueques
I searched for the inevitable comment about his fine legs just so I could upvote it
valenmea
I mean, if you got it, flaunt it.
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DethMetalDuck
She didn't. She called the shorts slutty. There's a difference.
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SaintMaceToTheFace
Um.... Yeah there most definitely is.