My mom gave my little sister a tree to "put up" for Christmas. This is what she did with it.
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My pup wears her heart on her butt.
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Auryn and Nacho
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Meet Auryn - she protects us from The Nothing
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What'd I do?
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MRW my phone autocorrects JUMANJI to 'Human Hi' and I have to change it back
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Help Identify Man Responsible for Knife Attack in NYC
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My banana is like : <
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Walking into work after the long break like
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Just when we thought dog pants were settled
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MRW my partner asks if I'm ready to leave a holiday party
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When you're a dancer at 4:00 but have to be a chicken at 4:15
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Hot Pockets® Save Lives
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Carrying your friend through a break up like...
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Took a picture of a bonfire in my backyard. Pretty sure there's a ghost in it.
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I compliment ALL of my coworkers on their "Sweet Ass"
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Someone please give him a disco ball.
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Ahhh, subtle restaurant decor.
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"Who am I...?"
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OH ARE YOU
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Then what are we supposed to use for scale?
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MRW I realize my friend's friend wasn't making a funny voice to introduce himself; actually has accent and lisp
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Congrats to Almost Vagina on securing the SI cover this year! You've done it and you've also ALMOST done it, know what I mean?
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My apartment complex gave me the shittiest parking spot.
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