My collection of NO/Nope/Disapproval/Scream gifs

Was talking to an awesome girl on OkCupid, then she casually slips in the fact she's pregnant and plans on keeping it.

MRW the spider I'm about to kill starts flying

MRW someone tries to bring up Alienware in JC2MP chat

Go out to check the mail and there's a gaggle of teens hanging out in the street near my mailbox.

MRW when my dad tells me to put my funny wedding photos on The Chive.

My mother just posted a little side comment on my FB about grandkids

MRW I see a video titled "Woman hits man, man hits her back" on the front page.

NOPE

MRW my coworker asks me out after going on a transphobic rant in my presence

MRW trying to register courses as a freshmen

MRW I get home from the brewery to find I missed my SNAP moment by 6 minutes

MRW my IT professor asks my semester if we use reddit or 4chan

She told me she doesn't believe that bisexual and pansexual people exist, she said it with a smile so I thought she was joking..

MRW some guy whom I've never met calls me and asks if I could talk dirty while he jerks off

MRW a pirated program I've downloaded wants to update.

MRW /u/TerryBranstad is leaving /r/Iowa to be the ambassador to /r/China

MRW i saw snow falling after 2 weeks of above 0 temperatures

When someone throws me off of counting my drawer, by saying random numbers...

Oh no. Fellow Trolls, I have the dreaded UTI.

My cousin posted about being touched by a creepy guy on the subway, and I just realised her plus her two younger sisters are all past the age where I started getting creeped on in public. I just want to protect them forever :(

my thought process immediately after I think, "I see this girl all the time and she never smiles, I should tell her to smile"

Whenever I see someone in full enchanted diamond gear...

[GIF] When I forget my jump drive at school and it has a big project due tomorrow on it

MRW I get a pube stuck in my jeans zipper

MRW I find out my hot, party animal coworker is pregnant.

MRW to the new Republican party platform full of hate language, conversion therapy, and that women shouldn't serve in the military

My bud and I in ranked duo. Someone wants to break the meta.