Found this on my Dads christmas tree last year
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Yeah make yourself at home pup, I didn't want to sit there anyway...
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That's the spot!
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For my Cake Day I present my '78 Datsun 620 for your consideration!
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Boilover Coffeepot ...Mini Dump? Shart? Happy Little Accident?
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Well thats one way to recover the losses...
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From cute to classy
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Me after eating too much fruit
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Meet Wayne 'Buck' Shelford
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MRW someone else blows out *MY* birthday candles.
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Got that bitch a barbecue, She loves it.
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You had me at spermatozoom
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The oldest trick in the book
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I feel safer already
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I was a determined, yet stupid child.
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As a pro-equality Christian; My sentiments exactly!
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The best excuse for talking to your cat. I'm not crazy! I'm talking to my psychotherapist!
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Eat some fuckin' shit you fuckin' stupid bitch!
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You had me at spermatozoom
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He sat and watched me pouring concrete for hours.
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Valuable man knowledge
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I recently travelled to Alaska from New Zealand. For my cakeday here's me rocking out with my salmon out.
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MRW it's my 3rd Cakeday, but I live in New Zealand and no one is awake to reminisce with me
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