TheStigsShitPostingCousin
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Sep 15, 2016 6:39 AM
TheStigsShitPostingCousin
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BooBooBritches
Her tits are gonna be at her knees if she doesn't start working out in a more supportive top.
Standingranby
Fitness? Like, watch me fitness whole cake in my mouth? Jk I got up at 5:30 to go work out...really
washismycopilot
Why not both?
ZiggySolo
I envy you your hours. Breakfast at 8. I choke down egg whites at 530 and go to work at 6.
mynameisnotalice
Yeah, I am sure all skinny people I know get up at 5am and eat super healthy.
zbn1012
AliBarber
Had no idea he was related to the girl from the exorcist
18yearoldBlackDynamite
Winnie the Poohltergiest
KingMalcomTheLoveGod
WHY IS POO'S NECK STILL INTACT AFTER TURNING HIS BODY 360 DEGREES?! I DON'T REMEMBER HIM BEING ABLE TO DO THAT!!!
2000boxes
I think he just did a 180 and then went back the way he came
KingMalcomTheLoveGod
No, if you look closely you'll see that his body keeps turning after 270 degrees.
Blakpik
Fuck sit-ups on a tile-floor.
Ravenuser
Goodbye lower back.
ChicagoWormwood
This strip, this artist... AGAIN. Shit is about as funny as "crib-death".
SojuAndSurgery
@abortedfetusnecrophiliac would have words with you.
uzerok
As with feminism and veganism, this is usually the only way of shaming you ever see on imgur.
Aemor
It works that way in comics. In real life no one uses genetic unfairness as a real point who even are you people
Forsooth167
I'll take "artist who jacks off to his own work" for 400, Alex.
empmeiisbae
carbs for breakfast?
blurokin
Read it as "crabs"
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
Complex carbs are good in the morning
Kleinstlebewesen
but workout doesn`t make my face unugly
Killbot608
Wait... I CAN be tall with narrow shoulders if I work at it?
mynameisnotalice
Of course. And get super-firm breasts and a pretty face. It's 100% your fault if you're ugly.
Doolally
yayyyyyy!!! ༼( ͡⊙ ਊ ͡⊙)༽
EarthDragon2189
Oh hey. It's this shitty webcomic again.
Kerberos623
which one?
EarthDragon2189
I think he calls himself Dago? Or something? I dunno. He's not worth the effort of fact checking.
IcandowhateverIlike
Oh hey it's that artist who jacks it to his own stuff.
iateanentirecakeonce
All I can ever think when I see this comic is how much it must hurt to run with boobs that big and no bra on.
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
The black eyes are real.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
I don't even have large boobs and it hurts to run without a sports bra.
doubleponytogo
Tbh huge boobies can't be achieved by working out, so that part at least is genetics. That said, I should really start working out.
SarahYummers
Who tf wears that to go running?? No melon support at all.
BlueStringsAttached
You don't get a body like that by eating a two pieces of toast and milk in the morning after a mega workout. The cartoonist is an idiot.
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HypnoJack
Also: jogging with such big breasts and completely braless?
RakkiChama
you never get a body like that immediately, maybe she's just maintaining her figure? ever thought about that? , does the cartoonist (1/2)
RakkiChama
have to show her complete routine so you can accept it? (2/2)
Copperbrat
I once worked with a girl who had a perfect body. Pepsi and junk food all day every day. Never worked out. Wonder what she looks like now.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
This is why I'm fat. The alternative isn't worth it
Doolally
Yea, everyone has their own definition of worth and success, no need to feel too much pressure to work hard for things that dont matter to u
LumpyToucan
Someday this guy will make a funny comic
BlueStringsAttached
Don't encourage him.
Raevbur
Nuh
BayazTheBenevolent
But today is not that day. Honestly he should just stick to drawing porn, comedy is clearly not his strong suit.
HypnoJack
Drawing curvy women is the bread and butter for this comic. Not laughs. :(
BoogerMcFarlane
Ability to draw curvy women doesn't hurt. Archer comes to mind.
footfoe
Getting up early to work out doesn't give you perfect tits.
Blanklabel
Neither does griping about the definition.
BoozeHound001
Eating and not working out gave me tits. Sadly I'm a guy.
dickpicinmybio
Not perfect but perkier if you do it right
Kongur
Have you tried?
BlueStringsAttached
This is correct.
KillingTlme
Tits can be bought. But they look better if the rest of the body looks good.
HowlingDysphoria
From experience, I definitely agree
HowlingDysphoria
I'm also male but I doubt that plays any role though
BayazTheBenevolent
It also doesn't make your nose disappear.
elfdude
It does help out with the ass though
incubusiness
Running will flatten that ass right out. :)
MythicalBeasts
Squats
tommyfever
Perfect? Guess you've never made a shirt before - her shirts are all sorts of constructive trickery.
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tommyfever
The character limit is too prohibitive to explain all of the ways in which that doesn't matter.
MCMords
No but it gives you money to buy them.
KillingTlme
Yep.
WyrdJamie
There is genetic predisposition, but I was pretty damn fit and thin until about 20, since then it has gotten harder
WyrdJamie
I was fine for awhile, and now I am overweight and know it. At 32, I am going to have to stop making excuses and work for fitness.
BlueStringsAttached
Apparently exercising a lot and eating 5 calories for breakfast results in having no nose? Amazing.
aayhan
I would go out in the morning, but I live in Texas.
kerms
You can't suddenly grow wider hips, bigger tits, and a curvy figure from fucking jogging. Get the fuck out of here.
Doolally
you can still look much healthier and more attractive. Also it is a stylized drawing..
TheWrecktangle
Your body does have a genetic predisposition... Maybe some people just take advantage of it and make excuses but it exists.
NotErichHartmann
And others don't work hard enough to earn a body in good shape. Most people can look good/be in good shape if they put time into it.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
True, but in the majority of cases it's eminently conquerable. Unless you have something very wrong with your glands/hormones.
TheWrecktangle
Either way, there are a lot of factors when it comes to weight loss also, stress is a huge one.
instantbeetle
Even if you do, it's a small effect on your total calorie expenditure.
mynameisnotalice
The effect is surprisingly large.
instantbeetle
Lol no it isn't. It just makes you lazy, the effect on calories is small.
dilbobaggins
They offered incentives to Prison Inmates to gain weight, sedentary lifestyle no problem. There were those incapable of gaining weight.
mynameisnotalice
Honestly, I worked with a lot of people and for the height alone it can make up a few hundred calories a day. The calories needed for the(1)
CeruleanSky1988
In high school my best friend and I ate the same. Hes 160lbs, I'm 350lbs...
Blakpik
You realise that food isn't the only factor in weight... The importance of exercise is literally shown in this comic, but sure... (1/2)
Blakpik
You ate the same, so you should weigh the same. Sorry love, that's not how it works. (2/2)
Kittypire
Fine, I'll up you one. My best friend/room mate eats pizza, drinks mountain dew, videogames non stop. I eat portioned salads and 1/2
Kittypire
go on work out routines with friends. He is 120 pounds. I'm 300. Before you say I cheat, I don't. o/
RuiFigueirinha
Actually something released last week says exercise only helps 20/30% of the way.
Guzi86
The most is actually really what and how much you eat. But as every person is different there is not just one "right way" of eating.
instantbeetle
Fat apologist research tends to be inherently flawed.
RuiFigueirinha
Maybe. Idk. I'm fat cause I eat and don't do anything.
JamesCannotsay
Sometimes its vice versa. Person working their ass off to lose weight with little results and the other eats a buffet and looks the same.
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Tokipudi
Who cares ? If yoy want to lose/gain weight, you can. Everyone can do those if you put enough effort in it.
ImSynnical
well i have genetic unfairness then, I can't gain weight but it's a bad thing my body lacks energy and am easily fatigued. I can't gain mass
wzarya
genetic plays a part but hardwork will work,genetics just slow down your progress but if you are doing the rigt exercise,yoy will become fit
Verelse
This is me, 5'10", 175, eat like a pig, only gyms I visit are PG gyms.
Soundoftesticles
Genetic unfairnessss
JamesCannotsay
The bastards
instantbeetle
This is rarely the truth. They're usually working hard but still over eating and drinking soda. There's always a reason.
mynameisnotalice
Well at least for me I know that I need to count every single calorie and the second I eat more than 1600kcal/day (while working out 5 (1)
mynameisnotalice
hours a week) I stagnate or even start gaining weight again. Know a lot of people that don't need to be that exact to succeed. So yes, at(2)
mynameisnotalice
least the *ease* of gaining and losing weight strongly depends on your metabolism. (3)
guyfawks
Hey that's me! The guy that can't lose weight easily
CleverClint407
The person eating the buffet is probably only eating the buffet once a month.
Tryitagain
My husband is definitely genetically skinny. He can not put on weight at all. This is true for some but not for all.
suckmybuttt
He has a high tdee for various reasons and doesnt eat as much as he thinks he does.
Anabur
Weight loss involves what you put in your body just as much as physical activity. I know more people who succeeded with diet than exercise.
KillingTlme
Rarely is it vice versa.
Numenix
I seem to be the latter
IllusivePanda
Thermodynamics dictates that weight loss is always possible
ValiantlyFlailing
somehow I doubt starvation and malnutrition are what dieticians recommend. some people will die before they get "fit"
Tonisaurus
Only if you try to lose wait by eating less but of a still nutritionaly empty diet Get the same nutrients in fewer calories by eating better
KnowYourSound
I always bring this up to people that say "I can't lose weight."
tiarali
I know someone whose doctor told them not to lose weight because of medical conditions. But that's "may not", not "can't".
KnowYourSound
Of course, that's a reasonable distinction
JamesCannotsay
'Little results' not 'no results'
IllusivePanda
No your body requires ~1500 kcal to maintain the temperature of its water content alone. Laying in bed,eating <1500kcal = weight loss
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
For about 90% of women 1500kcal is more than their bmr. Most people would need to eat far less to lose while doing nothing.
JamesCannotsay
SCIENCE, BITCH
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
How about a 90-pound guy who needs to work out for 2 years to gain 30lbs. as muscle only to lose it if he stops working out for 3-months?
YouAreDrunk
You may "lose" some of your muscle, but there is a thing called "muscle memory" which helps you to recover quite fast
Deoan
I turned 25, and got a desk job. I've gained 80 lbs since then (160 -> 240), 40 in the first couple years, and the other 40 since. It sucks.
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
Turning 32. Left the rat race around 5 years ago and pursued a small business for my well-being. Sleeping and eating more but still 90lbs.
Deoan
I envy your continued metabolism. I know I need to cut out all soda, decrease food intake and exercise, but timing's hard with small kids.
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
I know I really should be grateful. But you know, grass is always greener and all that crap.
errdayimshuffln
I was like this until I figured out that one needs to change ones avg caloric&protien intake for life. If you truly change your diet 1/2
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
I figured as much. But when not working out, the diet I was "prescribed" makes me puke.
errdayimshuffln
For good, when you let go you find that you don't go back to before you naturally swing back to somewhere in-between. I went from 6'1" 145lb
errdayimshuffln
To 6'1" 220lb an now when I completely let go for a year I settle at 188-190 which is the healthy weight for my height.
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
+1 for being healthy.
goldenshiningfinger
Something that has been working for me is just maintaining my calorie intake. When I was 130lbs i would eat about 1200 calories. 1/2
goldenshiningfinger
I'm about 145 lbs now and I've been eating about 3000 calories. It's hard for me to eat that much but I'm getting used to it.
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
I already eat a lot. And don't hate me, but I tried the supersize me diet and I actually lost weight because fast food = bad calories.
TurtleHurdle
That doesnt make any sense
ChiefBeefyBoner
Knew that guy. 110 lbs. High metabolism. He upped his caloric intake by eating an entire pie once a day. Gained 50 lbs of muscle in a year>
ChiefBeefyBoner
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
Is he still, or at least still works out? If not, how's his weight now?
ChiefBeefyBoner
He's in his 70's now. He remained a slender build but he out on a few lbs in his later years. Happens to most of us tho>
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
My trainer, aside from my 5 meals a day, had me finish 2 loaves of bread, half a kilo of chicken and half a kilo of tuna. Plus 2 liters of
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
protein shakes. Think that was what damaged my liver initially.
etieucation
That's a meal for people that want to maintain when they're already huge. And I mean exceptionally big.
etieucation
That trainer is stupid and should be fired for giving such bad advice. It's supposed to be gradual increase. Not drastic. 1/2
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
Hi tried to sell me creatine and caffeine tabs. I drew the line at protein shakes.