MyTeethItch
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Looks too pretty to be a fighter
He's trained in martial arts since he was 4
He has impressive cardio
A genetic freak
And he kicks like a mule
Can wrestle a bit
And his grappling skills are on point
Dana was impressed
But it's his hands that impress me the most.
One to watch, mark my words. His UFC debut is this weekend.
Orion1030
So far 9-2, looks like you were right!
PFCChurch
I have seen some comments about his sister being bad ass:for reference https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/540568280637784064/ZGfgmTb_.jpeg
Jimmyn6
oh nice! Someone from Katy as well! way to go!
aggressivelysouthern
Plus he looks damn cute in those shorts.
asazi
I second that
Piornet
I'm quite okay with seeing him in just shorts.
equityforpunks
He is like younger version of Guile or Ken.
mutantmilitia
I'll let him wrestle me.
raidleadergutts
Damn he seems like he's a monster. I don't watch UFC so I hope people will post highlights of his fights here.
ProfessorZeus
Sage Northcutt needs a Sage Haircut
alebtart
That first gif was not very flattering
btimup
#7 "AIGHT GET READY YA LITTLE SH- ow owwie stahpstahpstaahp"
punchmasterlives
Katy, Texas!!!
txGrizzly
Houston!!!! sorta close to Katy... YES!!
BellerophonM
Goddamn that man looks so 1990s pretty.
iamnoman378
Is it ok to fall in love with someone's thighs?
pandabear411
Ha! No joke I watched his flipping more than anything else see his thighs in action. No, not at all. Love is love.
PainItForward
I fall in love with people's calves all the time
darthbiscuit
We should breed him and Rousey and create the ULTIMATE FIGHTING BABY®.
gringissimo
Why does he hate tires?
JoshuaMadoc
Tire hitting builds back muscles like a motherfucker, and truck tires happens to be perfect for that.
6footdildo
not all tires, this one fucked his bitch
murphyslaw101
Takes some energy to hit a tire like that and not have the hammer smash you in the face...plus it is an exercise that works alot of muscles
geauxgeauxgirl
He's prettier with his mouth closed. Yikes.
malich85
Pretty sure that is his mouth piece.
PoundingRain
Haha I thought the same thing, neven seen a guard like that. #11 substantiated it, looked like he sacrificed a tooth to get in a shot.
KittenAddiction
Mouthpiece. Look at the photo of himself right behind him in that part. SO PRETTY
VoicesByJAE
That was his mouthpiece... Literally a banner behind him with some pearly whites
geauxgeauxgirl
Thanks, I got it now.
pixelsnader
Or the banner is photoshopped. ;)
myr14d
#1 Is... he missing a bunch of teeth? Or is that a mouth-guard of some sort?
pineapplepuppy
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lttq65LWYo1r5xzspo1_400.gif Mouth guard, gumshield.
Compendyum
Look at the poster behind him.
LQTM
Mouthguard
Dontknowwhattosay
He was super nice in high school, and so was his sister Colbey. No one fucked with them cause their entire family could kick your ass
Tiiimmmaayy
Colbeys dad was eating lunch with her at our table in HS. And her dad threatened to kick this kids ass. Kid almost shit himself.
Dontknowwhattosay
You went to Seven Lakes too? What year did you graduate?
shinobiswords
He's from Katy, Tx and so am I sort of so this is sort of cool
Ruminatrix
Same here! ! Katy Texas!
shinobiswords
Very righteous
drbroccoli
I am also a Katian but do not know this ninja.
Tiiimmmaayy
That's strange, I assume this kid ate his broccoli. I guess you never paid him a visit?
deGoodMan
Paige Man Zant
BuckMelanoma
man, you knocked that out of the PARK.
GuyNamedSean
Dear lord he is pretty.
lLikeTurtles
What's up with his teeth, or is it a mouth guard.
IputTheHotInPsychotic
Mouth guard
Dipityseren
I enjoyed how the pretty young men wrapped around each other and rolled about; I feel there ought to be more such quality content on imgur.
OdysseusLost
I could take him.. to like the airport or something if he needed a ride. Just kiddin, id whip his ass
eviltwinlove
kinky
busted88
Him and his friends put on some skeleton suits and beat up my friend Daniel on the beach a long time ago
OCDdriver
This does not have nearly enough upvotes.
andel
the truth about your friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM
DopeLikeHeroin
I remember that. It was a cruel summer.
DaBaDeeDaBaDie
It's a cruel, (cruel), cruel summer
DeafMaestro
Maybe Daniel shouldn't have been hitting on his girlfriend then.
KillingMeDjently
Then got kicked in the nuts by an old Okinawan guy.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
dude, you can't just say Okinawan like that. This is 2015 bro
BlueBomber05
You disgust me, you dirty Okinawan-lover
KillingMeDjently
I dont get it...
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Just joking as if you were saying a highly offensive term in Okinawan. As you were :)
Zachthebat
So, everyone who's been friends with this guy ever is on imgur?
gardsmyg
Hrrm... "Wax on, wax off"
skeen77
May need to dumb it down a little bit more for him.
gardsmyg
Haha. "Sand the floor"
AnailaTuvon
Man, Feyd's really branching out these days, http://imgur.com/JAlnnTt
SalPic
He looks like a golden retriever got his wish granted to be a person.
IanBower
Sounds like the plot of The Art of Racing in the Rain
Voidpaw
@inboxmeyourgoldenretrievers am... am i doing this right?
Illthinkofausernamelater
Airbud 50: Buddy's revenge. As a dog he was a good boy, now that he's a man he's pissed.
manicoreganic
This is hands down the best thing I've read today.
zsevern
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while:)
brethamus
I heard he says "I'M DOING THE THING!" when he makes his opponent tap out
AlwaysASlutForAliens
The ref looks like the man that got his ass handed to him, was the love of his life.
PracticalWarthog63
He fought for the chance. He was the goodest boy.
LetsGetThisOverWith
He looks like an actor for some fighting-related nick/disney sitcom (LOOKING AT YOU KICKIN' IT).
ImNotVeryGoodAtMakingUsernames
Hyper happy personality to boot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRsr1ZYNE_g
TypicalShmosby
If your golden isn't doing these things it's probably broken
TheTrainWhoDrank
I always knew they were too friendly to be trustworthy. Behind that adorable facade burns the fire of murder.
stevenchenshow
classic golden retriever! beating people up, choking them out, and doing backflips!
keioto
Sounds more like a Chihuahua
Imghurrr
yeah the analogy doesn't fit at all but its got a lot of upvotes so whateva
ObviousCaptain
Yeah I don't see any resemblance to a golden retriever.... golden retrievers would be the happy go lucky type of person who never fights.
ballsohard2202
Not his personality or him fighting. Just his looks. Excluding all but the first, I can easily see it
CanadianEngineer
Well seeing the guy when he's not fighting makes him look like the kind of guy that wouldn't, maybe that's what they're talking about/
AidanSotelo
Ya
NaySayerWasTakenButIAmActuallyNaySayerDoe
@inboxmeyourgoldenretrievers ?
UH60Mechanic
This is the best comment.
BrojitZu
i favorited this because of your comment
seashamoorun
Similarly to Taylor Hawkens of the foo fighters! Or maybe he is a dolphin...
Helihat
Favorited for this comment alone
DorkJedi
TastyBrainMeats
Rundel Haus Code!
Kayayayaya
Literally a dog.
VariksTheLoyal
Always upvote LH
LadyJaneFace
sergio32
This is great!
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
I was hearing the theme song in my head the whole time while checking these out.
ThyGinger
That was spectacular.
Kircala
anime: Log Horizon character: Rundelhous Code
Zixtank
Rrrrrrrrundelhaus*
Athang
*Rundelhaus
Kircala
used wiki, thank you!
Athang
I just watch subbed anime, so I generally know how they're spelled
757365726e616d65
xXMidNiteXx
Dude no, just no. Don't make me cry a again!
Earthgrubb
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO
Mohead12
That moment when I swipe to the next post and it's literally a golden retriever gif...
porkchopexpress
Comment of the Day! Bwahahahahahahaha
SalPic
Thank you! A few thousand more points to go!
DoleTheChild
Best comment ever
agumonkey
Why everybody say your comment is the best ?
SalPic
Beats me but I appreciate it all the same.
agumonkey
I was playing dumb for upvotes. It really is a golden comment. Enjoy your imgurebrity.
SalPic
Haha thanks!
quietrage
You win everything.
Fancyrobot101
Except it has the ability to kill everything
raptorfences
I swear MMA is gotta be the gayest thing I could watch without penetration, hence why I'm favoriting this.
manslut
I could link you some things...
raptorfences
...nothing else to do this weekend, fire away!
cerastes
I'll contribute, but shouldn't link the videos at work. On Youtube, look up: Van Darkholme, Billy Herrington, aniki, gachimuchi. Fantastic.
grovberg
You really can't do BJJ and be a homophobe.
baronridiculous
Ultimate Surrender, anyone?
raptorfences
Thaaat's it. Was trying to remember the Kink.com thing.
EternalSession
I...I need his penetration now. Thanks for ruining my day with another thing I need that will never happen.
captainobvioustits
i'm pretty sure there's a gay porn category that's just pseudo MMA with penetration
raptorfences
Kink.com did a sort of spinoff of it, it's not very good though.
captainobvioustits
how do you fuck that up? just oil up some dudes and watch 'em wrestle for dominance, their slick limbs twining and flexing... excuse me
raptorfences
You'll be in your bunk? Got it.
squintish
MMA = Man on Man Action
Atharaphelun
I take it you haven't watched Turkish Oil Wrestling before...
sensualbanana
After some research...
Yup, this is really fucking gay.
revcleo
The point is you have to grab the underwear.
ButtAmbassador
Yeah, again: Gay. The best kind of gay.
sensualbanana
Ohh. Sounds fun.
revcleo
It's as homosexual as heterosexual males can get while still legit claiming ~"no homo"
raptorfences
Oh I have, but that's not exactly a pay per view event.
Summersky
[opens laptop and googles it. shows up at your door for the moneys] GET YOUR TURKISH OIL WRESTLING HERE! COME AND GET IT!
Frontrowbass
Lol!
Plumbus
That's nothing compared to soccer team locker rooms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk
raptorfences
Yeah, but nobody watches soccer.
OhCaptionMyCaption
I like to hold my thumb up in front of me to cover the shorts when they're doing groundwork. Looks just like gay porn.
666scav
It's gay until the blood flows
ButtAmbassador
No, it's only gay if the balls touch. Didn't you learn anything in high school?
666scav
Actually they could both be gay and still beat the shit out of eachother
666scav
And in Sweden, we don't have anything called High school. We have Högskola but it's not the same level
kingoftrolls
It's just less gay wwe
thedevil
Really? Wrestling is way worse.
Duendes
kenshinlives
Whale oil beef hooked.
handsomecs
Your reference game=fire
Bryndis
Reference game on point
CatBlaster5000
Amazing
Laynal
sugoi! ( i hope i said it right.OH GOD, DON'T LYNCH ME ANIME FANATICS)
CatBlaster5000
Wow, I just now got this response. Great server time, imgur.
Methadones
sounds like a fine contender for Rousey
ZealotOfRovagug
This guy was fighting nobdies. Rousey is the most dangerous unarmed female fighter on the face of the earth.
donkeymoney
Lol I would pay $$$ to see that.
BhawbTheMagnificent
Unless he's really bad it wouldn't be a competition. She'd lose, hard. He has a huge weight/height advantage on top of biological advantage.
charlie2979
If he's any good then she wouldn't stand a chance. There is a 15 kg difference in weight.
roscowheeler
What's that in American?
TheNooiceGuy
33 freedoms
charlie2979
33 ish pounds.
Methadones
Yeah, that would be a real advantage
moretittiesandbeer
what weight class?
Aotek
Mates rates
NeilGretzky
Paper weight
chillwavve
Long wait
Redwind007
masturbate
blonx
Badass weight
OlderThanTheInternet
Weight what?
OhMyGodTheyKilledKennyYouBastards
CAKE WEIGHT
victell
Pete Postlethwaite
Itdo
Height weight
Bro49
30 Weight
HighrockTendales
God damn it I was gonna do that
baronridiculous
*30 speed
babyjoker
porterhouse steak
Loobis63
Bubbleweight
jellypeanutbutter
Chocolate shake
BANANAFLAKE
30
Thefacts
jail bait
Mshine
Lightweight @DannyZuker is too stupid to see that China (and others) is destroying the U.S. economically and our leaders are helpless! SAD.
jellypeanutbutter
dankfuckingreference.png
Mycatisnotjackiechan
Wait 30 minutes get it for free
EtzioActive
Brake Hate
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Wrong debate
Redwind007
feels great
Gltn
Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.
Redwind007
inflate
Aotek
Mates rate
Plumbus
Shake weight
HeatLegend
heavy weight
Pseudosim
Danger Snake Weight
PrfctDrk
small
Gantzz321
glass jaw weight more then likely
HighrockTendales
Why am I always weighting on you my love
clutchthepearls
Shake weight
HappyJello
Oo Hah Hah
titsmcgeeeisonvacation
Caught my eye as I was going to the next post. Came back to upvote.
zerothoughtgiven
Today. You shall receive all the points.
SleepWorkWatchTVConsumeObey
Made me laugh a good one +1
Aotek
Mates rates
NSAgent
Weight Weight, Don't Tell Me
Gandalf739
i came back to upvote
aSideOfNerd
This probably made me laugh harder than it should have.
DangerMeme
+1 for NPR word play.
NSAgent
Says you.
MyTeethItch
Lightweight
drdavessardogs
Minus his massive Balls to make that class!
ZealotOfRovagug
Rest in peace. Nobody in the lightweights is gonna let him hit them with that slow ass kick, or be that shitty at applying a guilllotine.
TwistedIdiot
He's got 5 fights on his belt man, even the best looked like this when they started, kid is 19
ZealotOfRovagug
I know, but people in the comments are acting like he's some ultimate badass. He's athletic, but the UFC lightweights are fuckin murderers.
TwistedIdiot
Oh I know, most competitive division in UFC, but while he's no champ yet he has the time to get there, let's see what experience does to him
floorsandwalls
walks around at 185, his cut will be horrid.
NachoManTX
Light Weight aye? I think Donald Trump has some opinions about him.
BrianFarr
And not in the Donald Trump sense, either
esassin
goddamnit, imgur makin my jokes before i can post them lol.
NaySayerWasTakenButIAmActuallyNaySayerDoe
Haven't been interested in UFC lately, but this guys I wanna see fight.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I want to see him and Rhonda. Fuck.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
damn..I wanna see them fuck too
mantha0n3
I'd creep on that show.
DaDisser
Ew lol
PoundingRain
Also without the intervening period.
fezzesRcool
This is funny on multiple levels! Damn,I'm cracking up over this!
PoundingRain
I hoped it would be recognized for its ::ahem:: depth ;)
pumpernicklelel
I want to see him and Rhonda fight, not copulate
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CabooseKbuse
Ok +1
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
just take the /gallery out and BOOM http://imgur.com/c7NJRa2 you dont have to click it
TastyBrainMeats
Either way, it would be one hell of a show.
Nox8412
That's a good point, I like your way of thinking.