ProfessorZeus

10332 pts ยท May 8, 2014


I'm not actually a professor. Or Zeus. Sorry if that confused anyone

Imgur's servers right now

Points 39
Comments 6
Views 742

I googled "girl on computer on couch in field with dog" and I was not disappointed

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Comments 10
Views 136

Like where girls get acid thrown on them and things

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Comments 21
Views 74

It's a sad day

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Comments 8
Views 58

Happy birthday to them

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Comments 7
Views 39

Drunk. Made mac n cheese. Is this what you all want??

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Comments 42
Views 116

RHM

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Comments 6
Views 247

Does anyone want to play Ark: Survival Evolved?

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Comments 14
Views 1847

Facebook this morning with my Conservative College friends and liberal high school friends

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Comments 8
Views 93

When someone asks me how I made my homemade beef jerky

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Comments 3
Views 3

MRW the shooter misses my head but still ruins my day

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Comments 6
Views 107

MRW I get those first few downvotes

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Comments 28
Views 1747

So you guys wanna cry tonight?

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Comments 4
Views 58

We've been dating for about a year and a half but it's still exciting

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Comments 16
Views 702

MRW I've just finished my second solo blunt

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Comments 6
Views 133

Heard we were doing Scrubs feels

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Comments 17
Views 488

Me irl

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Comments 6
Views 66

They really aren't

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Comments 81
Views 84

Me irl

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Comments 1
Views 55

I'm so sorry.

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Comments 15
Views 79

Googled "Snake Surprise." Wasn't disappointed

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Comments 4
Views 150

To all those complaining about the friendzone

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Comments 0
Views 178

I told them I had put a voodoo curse on them...but they didn't believe me

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Comments 3
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MRW I'm taking my first programming course

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Comments 16
Views 6002

happy birthday Mr.Simpson

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Comments 22
Views 103

MRW all my final papers are due tomorrow

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Comments 7
Views 106

When you don't know which starter to choose

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Comments 8
Views 59

MRW imgur tells me it's my cake day. Well...alright!

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Comments 3
Views 5432

Is it bad that I laughed

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Comments 15
Views 47

Every time

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Comments 8
Views 67

The fact that these kinds of weapons exist terrify me

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Comments 25
Views 1647
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