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Grynnreaper
This always makes me think of the heart smith
SummerKleiber39
HEH!
AliBakerr
Rumple and Belle <3
CaptainVee
Who am I looking for??
Elr1kk
"Magic always come with a price ,dearie"
AkwardBearHug
How many people did they kill before they fell in love?
TakeToTheSkyNya
A few.
AWizardOfLoneliness
Me watching this: http://media.giphy.com/media/iEo7xYHi83ZSg/giphy.gif
JokerBoss99
I just love it when blue hearts come out of your vagina. Anyone else have this happen to them?!? No? Just me?
vintagedecore
As a single woman
Shrekhead
He doesnt actually "love" her. He just wants to smash.
littlestchild
I like that all her blue hearts came out of her vagina.
ninjafartball
And the other lady was like: How cute and erotic, I like your blue panty hearts!
ramsey17
After being unceremoniously dumped 2 days ago, i relate more to the guy from scrubs throwing rocks at all the couples in the park... fml
TheWayADrillWorks
Dang that sounds like fun. Can I join you?
snarfblatguppy
WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY??
LeavesOnTheWInd
Clearly an unbalanced relationship, I mean compare the amount of hearts each of them has.
ValancyStirling
Oh dear lord I'm drunk
WhiskyPrince
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
magi093
Not yet, not in canon anyway
ninjafartball
Is there sauce?
VaguelySatisfying
They were shown sleeping in the same room on the night of their honeymoon in the mansion... I thought it was pretty well implied then.
ComplexAmbiguity
Farm boy! Fetch me that pitcher?
TARDISrose
As you wish.
aPokal
Replied the stable boy.
geekyisland
@bud467
highstone
Does the blue mean she's a cold hearted bitch?
Dynasty07
Rumple was actually one of my fav characters in the show!
Dankboy20
I don't ducking understand this
Dankboy20
Dang autocrorect
Dankboy20
Omg
killfire
As far as I understand it: he loved her, but didn't want to show it. Finally, he couldn't hide it anymore and it turns out she hid it, too.
Saeryf
Always adorable.
Clavd
Wherever I see red hearts I can't help but think about UNDERTALE
jacknurse
All her love for him was under her skirt? Kinky.
Sayagain
Because it always works out that way and people never get rejected and shunned for trying... I'm not bitter...
TheWayADrillWorks
I know how you feel
Preservesaremyjam
I always get the start of this one confused with the one where everybody ends up miserable and alone. Gambling every time i see either one.
TheWayADrillWorks
Just wait until they get old and one of them dies.
SageGoesInEveryField
One day I hope to feel this emotion you humans call "love".
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Never quite saw the appeal myself. I can barely stand being with people for a couple hours at a time imagine having one in your life forever
itsAone
tell you what: BE HAPPY you don't. Trust me it hurts so hard you would rather cut your fingers with a spoon
WaterOnDrugs
You can say that again buddy
SkeletonA4RON
I do my friend just the other person does not
HUGEFUCKINWEEB
Don't do it friend, I once felt love and it was awful. 0/10 will marry my right hand
MLGsamantha
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope
ethanhawkeye
As do I... until then... https://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lloezqvwdM1qi0kfro1_500.gif
Sereus
And If you do hold on to it with everything you have. Because if you lose it... That will leave you wish you never knew what love was...
JoshuaHannaford
i understood that referance
Stimos
It's nice
AnderCommander
Learn to love yourself also I can't stop typing learn to lover yourself
Demauscian
I tried to import this love package once, it caused a seg fault and I haven't touched it since.
akaBruce
felt it once in a dream, it was great :)
porkbellysteambun
until it decides you're not that great after all, and leaves you a cold, heartless husk
noctynight
This "WUV" confuses and infuriates us!
IsDisassembled
THIS CONCEPT OF "WUV" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME!
SageGoesInEveryField
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WOULD YOU MOST PREFER? A) A PUPPY; B) A PRETTY FLOWER FROM YOUR SWEETIE; OR C) A LARGE, PROPERLY-FORMATTED DATA FILE?
User45816546
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
ferrybig
Same, being aromantic means I probably will never feel it
ozzycats
I've missed that feeling close to 10 years
Shineupordown
We should start a club!
ckviper
Same.
IDidntAgreeToTheTermsOfService
Fringe reference? Just finished watching the whole 5 seasons for the 1st time and this is the first comment I see!
Raiythe
Already gave up
ninjafartball
Well this is a great depiction, and should give you an idea of what it can be like.
TheMonsterKing
don't worry, I will turn all humans into emotionless, efficient bugs. humans must be turned to bugs
visualvendetta
It's really no different from acquiring Imgur points, you know..............
SageGoesInEveryField
Ahh, so it's an empty representation of importance, which humans embrace beyond all reason for the purpose of feeling that they have value.
visualvendetta
That's it! Welcome to the Great Existential Reality! And here's your point, btw +1
SageGoesInEveryField
Excellent. Please accept a reciprocal +1 for providing information of the subject.
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
A SHAME, NON HUMAN. I, A REAL HUMAN AND DEFINITELY NOT A ZOGNOID, ENJOY THIS FEELING CALLED "LOVE".
ChiLLeCheeze
Well, who am I to doubt another human?
Buttclench
AH YES, I ENJOYED READING THIS COMMENT WITH MY HUMAN EYES. AS A HUMAN WOULD.
thehoff37
I READ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS IN THE VOICE OF THE HUMAN ARIN, and I love that. For those curious this is a reference to GameGrumps.
AnimeFreak0908
OMG Thank you for writing this you literly made my whole day XD
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
IT WAS WHAT YOU HUMANS, WHICH I AM, CALL "NOT A PROBLEM". I AM PLEASED TO HAVE BRIGHTENED YOUR EARTH "DAY", WHICH I TOO ENJOY.
AstrologyR
IT IS A VERY HUMAN THING TO DO TO UNDERSTAND SUCH TRIVIAL CONVERSATIONAL REFERENCES TO OTHER WELL-KNOWN HUMANS LIKE "THE GAME GRUMPS"
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
ABSOLUTELY! THEY HAVE TAUGHT ME, A FELLOW HUMAN, GREAT THINGS, SUCH AS WHAT TO TALK ABOUT AT HUMAN PARTIES!
Stronghans
INDEED. WHEN I FEEL LOVE MY ANTENNAE DEFIANTLY DO NOT OSCILLATE AT HIGH FREQUENCIES AS A ZOGNOIDS WOULD, BECAUSE I AM HUMAN AND CANNOT DO.
Manedblackwolf
Are you a robot?
SageGoesInEveryField
Biologically? Boop. Figuratively? Beep. Very beep.
JustPlaneWrong
Are you not?
pocatella
Attack helicopter, actually.
ectopunk
Why? Are you cruising for a piece of tail pipe?
ArdentLeaper
Me too friend, me too.
Steveysaidthis
Wait... You want love... And they want love.... I've got an idea!! Wait.. No it's gone. Back to loneliness for both of you I guess...
ArdentLeaper
No homo amiright?
Greypuppy
TELL THEM TO GET PUPPIES, PUPPIES ARE LIKE LOVE
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
Nice username. old school
blankunderscore
Can't believe how old that is... Feels like yesterday
jaminjimmyjames
Beep boop, does not compute
ryanthegrouch
What's a "love"
TheWayADrillWorks
Baby don't hurt me
thegraphiteknight
Rumplestilskin was the only reason why I stuck with that show.
kanihaznaiph
I rly wanted him to be done with being the dark one tho :\
brassknucklenerd
Can Robert Carlyle please act in all the things? That would be great.
thegraphiteknight
All of the things! Yes!
RighteousRhythm
Sgu. He's amazing
brassknucklenerd
He's so great in that. Anyone reading this who hasn't seen Stargate Universe, get in.
Dawnstempest
It was good until it became "Let's sell Frozen merchandise" and then the plot sucked horribly after.
CarlosPerfectHair
I think they redeemed it with the camelot plot. Loved the dark one in that season.
Dawnstempest
That was truly horrible. Absolutely terrible.
CarlosPerfectHair
Which part? I think they went too far trying to shoehorn yet another franchise into the plot but it wasn't too bad.
Hahandfuckyou
I identify strongly with this statement. Stopped watching after all the children crap. Or maybe that wasn't this show. Anyway, he was great.
magi093
which 'children crap'
Hahandfuckyou
Wow, this was almost 5 months ago, how the heck did you find this?
magi093
you didn't answer my question bu
Hahandfuckyou
TBH it's been years since I watched it, I just remember a bunch of children-centric drama turning me off the show. That drama usually does.
VaguelySatisfying
Me too. I just watch it for Rumbelle.
CarlosPerfectHair
It...it has a name?
VaguelySatisfying
Most fandoms name the ships if you get into it enough. Captain Swan (Emma/Hook), Outlaw Queen (Robin/Regina), Swanfire (was Emma/Baelfire).
CarlosPerfectHair
Not sure what im feeling about the end of the last season.
lyricallove
I'm with you.
thegraphiteknight
I haven't got that far. I guess I should have said: rumple was the reason I stuck with the show as long as I did.
DemographicUnknown
After Season 3, they realized they had to retcon like 90% of his arc in order to keep him interesting. This was not well executed.
thegraphiteknight
Sad!
Dawnstempest
After Pan everything began sucking horribly. Go back and watch the first episodes when evil was truly terrifying and good was good.
MasterOfKarats
What show?
VaguelySatisfying
Once Upon a Time.
frozenfrohman
YOU'RE BLUE NOW, THAT'S MY ATTACK!!!
cityofthefireflies
[SPAGHETTI INTENSIFIES]
JetMarks
*spams spacebar over bones*
ImmortalToaster
As long as I'm not green.
Starlatan
https://soundcloud.com/anime_sonicmega/pafriskus-comic-dub-whats-bonin-on
NyxArterian
INI SAID NYEEEE NYEEE NYEEE NYE NYE NYEEEEE NYEEE NYEE I SAID NYEEE WHATS BONiN ON???
NuclearBoxcutter
NYEH HEH HEH
Ispooderkat
*papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears*
SmertNSpecial
WOWIE!!! I FEEL SO INFORMED!!!
MurdockTheHawk
you're meeting all of my expectations!
TharrickLawson
WOLOLO
DosiekDT
You, i like you
tweedyone
WOLOLOOOOO
SmertNSpecial
Ahaha I get it
ItsDangerousToGoAloneTakeThis
Nyeh heh HEH!
HyperCoolDude
[Bonetroustle Intensifies]
guardianangel
NYEH!
wwwhhh
HEH!
FabiotheTurtle
HEH!
cuckroach
HEH!
WhoDidYouExpect
Between the four of you, you've gotten a ton of points. A skele-TON!
SomewhatAsian
sans nO
LadyFlib
Always upvote Once Upon a Time
DressCasual2
*STRANGE GIGGLY LAUGH*
CarlosPerfectHair
God i love how menacingly camp he is
LadyFlib
CarlosPerfectHair
Well hello, Deary
KianyBradley
Deserves more upvotes
magi093
I thought you spelled it 'dearie'
CarlosPerfectHair
Probably lol
LadyFlib
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
I fucking hate Rumple, this is due to Robert Carlyle being the best actor in the entire show, bar-none.
Dawnstempest
I fucking hate how they ruined his character. If they had just left him after the Pan arc it would have been amazing. But nooo.
CarlosPerfectHair
I cant decide if hes more menacing as Rumple or Gold.
kanihaznaiph
Gold
SnarkyScience
Or Dr. Rush
CarlosPerfectHair
Eli!
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
He is a good actor but even he couldn't save that BSG wanna-be train wreck of a show.