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No logical explanation how he got into my house and got up to the spare room. The strangest part is a good friend of mine that passed away about a year ago had a liking for owls, and that was his RC car he was standing on, his fly rod on the wall, and his picture right underneath. The piece of paper underneath the RC car is the program to his funeral. I opened the window and hung out with him for hours. I told that owl everything I wish I could’ve told my friend before he was gone. The owl finally flew out the window when the sun came up.
mrtaggerung
What a hoot!! Am I right?!
r333
He came to visit you
maximuminsertion
It really felt like it.. It was by far the closest thing I’ve had to a spiritual experience.
athroawayaccount
I'm not a superstitious man, but this is incredibly wholesome. Take your upvote and have a nice day! :D
maximuminsertion
Thank you. I’m not superstitious either but this was the most spiritual experience I’ve ever encountered.
SharkTurnip
<3
C0BALTCHA0S
Your username makes me extremely happy!
SharkTurnip
<3
Gotzfurboter
Got some sand in my eye from this post...
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Great story. Owl allow it. +1
paperninjaSadie
That must have been so cathartic...
Conflict
ritu-owl-istic almost.
Morataya
Thanks a lot for sharing this story! Glad you were able to get a picture of your feathery friend too =)
rufaspoon
Screech owl
Heavenissize17socks
darkninja2992
His spirirt was given a chance to visit you and allow you to let some things out. He may visit again in the future
Dontaskjeeves
Owls in many cultures are seen as omens of death. Not saying it was involved in The death, but is maybe checking on the memorial.
Cantabria
The Cheyenne say they are messengers from the camp of the dead.
UncleTomahawk
Keep us updated in my culture that’s a sign of death.
Pillpooper
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
I love to singa!!!
IWouldDoThings
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a...
FeChefImgur
Owls looks a bit pissed off at your shit ?!
GoldSrc3
Sweet story, but it was just a random owl.
maximuminsertion
I also spent an hour crying and talking to this owl so just let it be.
maximuminsertion
I’ve never been a spiritual person.Ive always discredited superstition, but I can’t come up with an explanation how it got in.
GoldSrc3
Soon after my gma passed away, I "heard" her voice, I know it was just my brain but I still keep those memories as if they were true.
GoldSrc3
Don't take my comment the wrong way, I hope that owl keeps the memories of your friend intact and always with you.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
That, mate, is the absolute best story I've heard in a very long time. Thank you!
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Zach538
I see your fire and raise you ice.
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ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
I believe. Looks like an Eastern Screech Owl.
CSF5
It is said that owls represent good luck and fortune.. good on you OP..
BeerandCats
How much wisdom did the owl bestow upon you?
GRZMNKY
Owls actually aren't wise at all.
bushpotato
Realizing everything he had to say to his late friend, it sounds like he was wise one all along.
poorwhitetrash
45 wisdom.
MerToo
the owl taught, by example, the valuable lesson of "shut up and listen carefully". You mightn't learn anything but people really like an ear
SoraHjort
The Wisdom Bestowed: Sometimes, you just need someone with a listening ear.
100TShirts100Days
Gayforbae
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HannibalPoopsPeople
Who?
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Being realistic, probably more owl shit, barf pellets and suspicious looks than wisdom.
PedanticGonkDroid
Mostly the suspicious looks though, they're like fukken currency for owls.
Bearjahud
He kept mashing A so the owl kept repeating himself.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
It doesn’t know how many licks to the center yet.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
What are you talking about? It's exactly 3.
Jayrunn
Actually for him it's 3
SomebodyNeedaHug
Not to the center of a tootsie pop, but the your spiritual center
CrystalCry
Read as spiritual cancer... boy was I wrong
CrystalCry
Something something vagina joke
JaffSmath
A one, a two-hoo, a three
NauticalRimJob
Hella.
Unverified
He looks displeased
maximuminsertion
Without a doubt. It was very much still an owl seemingly trapped in a room. The picture was after I walked in and got comfortable.
maximuminsertion
He kept his eyes closed after I stopped stirring. I think the light in the room kind of messed with him as well.
bleeds
What a nice send off mate.
saintchase
Little fun fact, usually if an owl looks angry, it's because it's squinting in the high amount of light present, which they CAN handle fine.
blaquegeezus
Maybe he’s a familiar :) there are no coincidences, only synchronicities
theBlueFour
I’m not crying, you’re crying. Seriously, that story is just wholesome.
argleb
quite possibly it was your friend in some way or another, just checking in on you and making sure you are ok.
willWorkForaCookie
This, I choose to believe.
begonedouche
because it sounds good. not a bad idea
TK421isAFK
About this, I actually give a hoot.
ICarpeYourDiems
The owls are not what they seem.
braindotexehasfailed
aadiapr86
Obviously he came in driving the volcano car
SnartHelg
Dude, it's ludicrous. We all know there's no such thing as owls.
SarcasticComment
http://78.media.tumblr.com/dcd57ec4e20dd60611c960203274359b/tumblr_n5hm0k0cXz1qzh561o4_250.gif
UnkaD
So 5 is bigger than 15, right?
AnEvenDirtierSmellierHippy
Technically, everything you believe, you have chosen to believe.
GiFucked
Ever heard of brainwashing?
airandfingers
How do you figure that? I'd argue that having to consciously choose to believe something implies awareness that it could be false.
SarcasticComment
Which excludes the existence of the female orgasm... am I right fellas!?!
Flavonoidz
I'm sorry you haven't found it yet
SarcasticComment
8Frosty8
Deep
pookieeatworld
Reminds me of the dream I had about my beagle... He died last August, and about the second or third week of September I had a dream that ~
pookieeatworld
he was lying on my parents' bed where he always slept, and I went up and laid down next to him and said, "I know this is a dream, because ~
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Gayforbae
pookieeatworld
you're gone, but I'm just going to enjoy it anyways." And he rolled over and snuggled right up to me. And I just remember for a few minutes~
pookieeatworld
I was as happy as I have ever been. I got just a few more minutes with my little buddy and that's all I wanted on the day after he died.
AviationNation
homoneurotic
Now I'm crying so hard. Sorry for your loss, but I'm glad you got a few more moments with him.
LetsGoDeeper
Look at these eyes too...
SuchaPunchableFace
"fight me you little bitch."
YouThinkThatsBad
“Listen here you little shit...”
abarukajou
The eyes of a best friend if ive ever seen one.
Gayforbae
"JESUS CHRIST Max... Would it KILL you to dust my shit once in your life?!"
ScarecrowSticks
pookieeatworld
You don't have to follow orders when your leader's acting like a daft cunt!!!
ScarecrowSticks
Greatwood
maximuminsertion
I actually took that picture. A friend printed it and framed it for me. Its right here on my phone. Don’t know how to comment it though.
AnonOmis1000
@op, if you don't mind, I'd like to use this as some inspiration for a potential scene in a book I'm working on.
motogg01
steveo80
Leave the window open and see if it comes back.
Zahnradfee
Keep a mouse ready for that occassion.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Do you want crows? That's how you get crows and lose all your shit at the same time.
ohjohnboy
Where do you live that crows are stealing all your shit?? I've seen like 2 crows in my life
GalbraithS
OMG YOU ARE GOING TO HOGWARTS! YER A WIZARD MAXIMUMINSERTION
Smayds
With a username like that, he'll want to master the rectumdistendum spell ASAP.
GalbraithS
EXPEL YER ANUS!
C141Clay
What a wizarding term... "Maximum~Insertionous"
MerToo
haha your neighbour's fingers just fell off.
ohjohnboy
Funny, that's exactly what I say every time I'm about to have sex.
Lucallia
I bet it goes something like "deeper!" -her "That's already the Maximum-Insertionous!" -You