ThePhantom777
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Jan 29, 2018 6:10 PM
ThePhantom777
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capybarabara
I get this more when I’m driving
hwatL4bloopy
i just do a few skips
maxstar4511
My issue is trying pass someone much slower who chooses walk in the middle of the hallway making it impossible to pass
hottpunkchick
This is why I love the internet. You feel like such a weirdo doing these things until you learn that all these other people do it too!
DjBob0
Just had a 200 meter overtake today.
laniakea6249
This... but on the thruway.
Gundarian
I once entered a walk race with some random ppl when visit SF. Not sure if he feels the pressure but we keep walking faster and faster
Asdfjlk
It's like a British horror film
RobJenkins
The worst is at night if it's a woman and have to plot another route home just to avoid overtaking her
jarsoffarts
I just make a detour cuz I really can’t handle that shit
KurtHamster
Like saying goodbye, then realizing you are going the same way...
4sambucas
Well instead of guy, its a girl, and instead of fast, its normal pase. And its more like she came down some stairs infront of you
nonp
You always gotta keep up a marginally faster pace then normal though cuz you are worried hes gonna catch you.
WrongUn
I can relate to this more than I care to admit. It's socially awkward being a fast walker
threyon
Sounds like an escort mission.
daxx0r
You think you can out-walk me? NOT TODAY BUSTER
Niceland
The struggle is real!
DC1123
I feel like this when I'm driving but about everything I do. Someone please make it stop.
deadknightdistrict8
Wow...everyday!!
bashfulgiant
blow14me
Whoooooooooo cares?!
JAVFTO1991
And if the other person think the same, so you have to run as fast as you can
Keicars
It's not a race unless I'm winning it
Logi99
When I sense this happening behind me I often stop and pretend to tie my shoe lace or check something on my phone to avoid the situation.
IsACouchASeat
I do this on the highway. Guy creeps up a lil faster than me, I will ease off a bit to give them comfort room.
Jupman
Trying being black, nighttime and it's a woman. I have to start a convo so I can pass her.
Starchef
She asked me why I was following her and I hit the alarm button on my car. Needless to say she was embarrased.
Starchef
I'm a white dude and I had that problem in a fry's parking lot because our cars were next to each other. 1/2
blancomeow
I do this to people behind me on purpose
trekkiedane
... and while passing them you walk in the bike path and have to keep an eye on bicyclists coming from behind /1
trekkiedane
without seeming to stare at the ones you are passing /2
MaddPainting
Nope, im an asshole and will walk right next to him with a smug face.
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
Then you have to decide how far ahead of them you need to walk in order to feel like you can slow back to your original speed.
QueefMalone
This was my exact thought this morning.
b0gs
Just keep the pace. The guy you passed is probably pissed that you thought you could just walk past him and is chasing you down.
Gorzine
I love those posts! Those casual subjects that annoys you all day and you can't relate to anyone because who talks about it?
AdventuringSorcerer
That's when I slow down to much cus in tired now.
suckafvck
Ooh I upvoted this to 666, nice
CamWing
But don't slow down too much, or they might catch up, making it super, super awkward
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
Well if you don't get far enough ahead, then they feel like they need to pass you and you get into an endless cycle
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Can confirm, walked into one 2 years ago. Still stuck. I miss my cat.
pterodactylptime
Plot twist: before you get too far ahead of him, you both come up to a door. Do you run ahead so you don't have to hold the door or...?
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
Fuck them, open the door, go in, unless she's hot
CmRock136
Exactly how I pass on the highway too...and everyone else
MrMagoobar
About 2cm just to spite them for being slow as shit.
hamper10
climb onto their shoulders and cut a hole in their hat then poop through the hole
GandalfsLawyer
PaladinAstro
Unexpected laugh. +1
AuthenticM3
ILikeSciFi
This perfectly captures my reaction
lncorrectGrammerNazi
What if they aren’t wearing a hat?
EnergyFalcon
All the easier
paul289
This is how I end up speeding on the freeway. "Hold on, just gotta pass you...and you...and you...oh, and you too...and now I'm 15 over..."
avguser
At least you speed over your comfort zone and don't just take a nap in the left lane.
paul289
Yeah, the speeding is usually to find a hole in the traffic to get out of the left lane.
avguser
Exactly. I'll go even 20 over my normal comfort zone just to be able to get back in the right.
paul289
Never know when some dickwad is gonna barrel up on your bumper doing 80+, so it's best to just be out of their way.