I HAVE NO IDEA IF ITS WON AN AWARD BUT IT SHOULD

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This motherfucker is a Ham Roll.
It's the most delicious way to eat Pork Product next to Bacon itself
Easy to make, delicious, and if you're like me and cant eat carbs on a keto diet, it's like cocaine.

Sliced Packaged Ham

Sliced package ham that isnt paper thin works best. The thicker ones are more durable but if you have it sliced too thick like off of real ham, it's a lot more work.
Now, Put down a paper towel and put a slice on it. It's too wet with that juicy hamness gotta take a bit off

dry it off

just press down on it a bit and get the package slime off of it. I'd tell you to just leave it out to dry, but you still want it moist, just not WET.

CREAM CHEESEEEEE

Be gentle while spreading a thin layer, or it will rip and fuck everything up. If it's sliding everywhere, you didnt dry it off well enough. It should stick

Lookin good

Almost there, dont give up yet

Green Onion/ "Chives"

Skinny green things in the store, buy em for like 67 cents
cut the end off
and the excess so it fits

should fit like so

Place at one end of ham roll

They see me rollin

that hamroll...

Ta DA!

You've made a sexy orgasmic flavorful snack.
You can eat them like this... ORRRR

Party Plates

If you have a party, hangout, dinner and want to impress your friends
you can slice them into lil rounds that look all sophisticated and classy and shit
My friends throw fits when they are all gone.

NOM

Enjoy it!

Oh, here

My dogs watched me the whole time I made this
(Shiba and a Klee kai)
I gave them a little ham, which is why her tail is a blurr of happy
Thanks!
(weight loss journey so far: down 9 more pounds hooray!)