... Banana for Scale
It's my cake day! but i don't own a pet. So i went to my friend's house. She has a dog. Say hi to Jasper.
I'm going to the bad part of hell, aren't I?
No, Nevilles. That's a hoomin, you silly kitten.
Why have one spastic dog when you can have two?
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
Scale not clear - needs banana.