Somebody needs new pants

Nov 11, 2017 4:04 PM

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And I liked these trousers... Alas no amount of washing will ever get them clean again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lemme guess, russia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even the truck tires emptied themselves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone forgot to pull all the pins before takeoff!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically a miss. I award... zero points.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky I was wearing my brown pants

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 free origin story per hug. LEARN HOW IRON MAN BEGAN TODAY!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do the jingle DO THE JINGLE!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NYOOM!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Private. Fetch me my brown corduroy trousers

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jeeeez! Can you imagine having been on or near that when it happened? Wowowowowow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just a scratch.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can be pretty scary driving with a flat tire

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to get on their knees and thank Jesus.....

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 13

So Jesus decides who lives and who dies. He the one that kills babies? We need to talk, him and me, about morality.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Amen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet he wishes he had his shitting pants on

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't it blow up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a new seat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That insurance claim is going to be a good one

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are farmers bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry sir! I forgot to prime the detonator. God Damnit Carl!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

CCAAARRRLLL that DOESN'T kill people

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Reference just in case people don't understand for some reason: youtu.be/kZUPCB9533Y

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Any hits?" "Yeah the left tyre"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stark industries at it again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Hammer-tech ordinance. If it was Stark there would be no truck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 1

MRW I hear incoming

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squeezing diamonds out of coal.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Needs way more brown.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Questionable origin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pucker factor

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Armed and Dangerous with the late great John Candy and Eugene Levy. Classic 80's movie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think this is from The Naked Gun. IIRC.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could be in The Naked Gun also, but this scene is from Armed and Dangerous. The guy bugged his eyes out cause the student driver gave 1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy the finger 2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They might have used this old truck as target practice... Very common we also use old Zil131 for that. I would say: you missed :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the explosion if it was real...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and a new truck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you wore your shittin pants. Because you, you’re gonna be shittin your pants.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to an emergency at a base that had a building that controlled a weather balloon that told us where the "weather" was coming from >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And going to. The weather this night hit 10 feet from the building. The men inside said "that night had 100% chance of shitstorm".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to know the story behind this...

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

Literally take a look at the picture and you have the story...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/?, identify training munitions. It's not a US bomb though, unless maybe the Navy uses that type of tail fin? I've never seen that style.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

3/?, other possibility, the fuse and booster failed to detonate. Aerial bombs are typically filled with tritonal, very stable explosive that

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Somebody got fired

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4/?, needs a smaller explosive charge to set it off, even if dropped from high altitude. Like a detonator in a block of c-4.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

If I recall this was a Russian exercise and the bomb was way off target and nearly hit the observers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought you were talking about the Batman trying to get rid of the bomb GIF above your comment for a second.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure but I think it's the highway of death in Iraq, give it a google

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5/5, source- I used to build bombs in US Air Force.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 7

That's a 220mm rocket from a bm27 urugan

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

IYAAYAS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you told them about the bombs?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 12, 2017 1:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fin that the actual fins ripped off when it hit the truck. I’d say it had a hard ogive nose cone, and the safety switch was hooked up 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Backwards. So it pulled out of the bomb rack before voltage armed the bomb. /end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well is all started back on September 11th 2001...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couple of possibilities. 1, that bomb is an inert or non-explosive training munition. Looks to be painted blue, US military uses blue to 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

Bro, I suggest replying to your own comments next time, because as is, your explanation looks like a kid that met cluster bomb. It's all

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

over the fucking place and hard to look at.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

This is the best analogy i've ever heard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm stealing that expression, kay?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A bomb fell on a truck and didn't blow up

8 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 4

You don't say!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers mate

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I can only ever read this in the Demoman's voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Details at eleven

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is rear part of rocket separated mid flight. There is no warhead

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a 220mm rocket from a bm27 urugan.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is it tp?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damned Orangutans and their war-mongering!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The blue color means it's inert, and those trucks are probably on a training range.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

This is what i've heard. Blue-painted bombs are filled with inert material like concrete.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a target? Unlikely, there's stuff in it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Looks gray to me. I recall seeing that pic before, its from the current Ukrainian conflict.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Dad use to transport missiles for the Canadian Military. They Would ship the missile and the explosive separate, just incase of a crash.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what blue color? there is no blue there lol

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

The missle is very clearly a light blue hue.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You're talking to an artillery gunner. That's not a training missile. That's a dud

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1