I summed up my life in one text
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Prayers for my back
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10
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Every woman is a feminist until they hear a strange noise while they are in bed.
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Don't forget to keep your phone plugged in east coasters
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I really wanted to though
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Merry Christmas Eve eve
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Send help. Im lonely
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R3 Swaps scammed me.
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199
How do j describe a Sous Vide to an old person?
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Bendadick cumbersnatch
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When you're out of data for the month
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I spent my 3 day weekend living up to my namesake.
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Deep fried Mac and cheese
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814
What convinced you to quit smoking?
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wat.
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Happy thanksgiving
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259
Halp. What is this thing!?
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Saw this high class art while eating today
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467
I did a thing!
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16
880
Decorating for Christmas be like..
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I had the pleasure of seeing in person many people look at Mona Lisa
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