Artist travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

Mar 9, 2017 4:53 PM

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Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

What you most not realize, he actually did capture the scenery. Its right there in the picture, the rest is pure art.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are like minimalist Lego self portraits

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fucking hipster

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What a douche. This is some next level hipster bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well as there are nice photos capturing it, this also works as photography. If he didn't take photos it would be a bit weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly really like these. All the painting photos out there are always serious but these are a nice change

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say this is a comment on we who travel the world to stand in front of something beautiful and take a fucking selfie. Perfect 6/10

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have about 10x respect for the sweater guy now tbh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Major gimmick. But at least he's getting out! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Location 1 and 2 are the same

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outstanding Work! Very original. A plus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Its actually kind of funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so funny I love it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Don't just dream it, live it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was funny. Like you expected one thing and he did a other.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He should wear a Three Wolf Moon shirt next time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally! While standing inside, looking at some wallpaper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The art is the photo

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

And its some deep shit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

On a non-deep level, I agree. I don't think the idea is to make an interesting painting, the idea is to have an interesting portrait.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If this is meant to be serious art, then I agree that it is pretentious and stupid, but as pure comedy, I think it's hilarious

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Serious art sounds awful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's making fun of artists who are too self-absorbed and narcissistic to look beyond themselves into the world around them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why tho?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Probably because he can't draw

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's ironic

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a study of the human nature.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really thought that this was deliberately intended for humour rather than art. :/

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

From what I've read, it is mostly for humor

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"art"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real art is the picture, he probably doesn't even finish some of the paintings

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Unless he does and they take several pictures throughout the process and chose the best one. Like any normal photo shoot.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"asshole" - nature probably

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hold this thread as I walk away.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

y tho?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one who thinks the photos of the guy painting are the real attempts at art.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a more complex shirt next time and I'll be impressed.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"art"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

So, not an artist then?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

The situation is his art. It's ridiculous. I think that's what he's going for.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

As my friend the artist says, "Sometimes what people call art is just crap."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As my friend the artist says, "One man's crap is another man's art." \

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it Mark Rothko?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 34 years old, travelled the world, totally not racist, and I have to tell you... this is some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 1105 Dislikes 58

It's more of a photography thing. It's just misleasing

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

28 here, not racist, almost tolerant to gays and trans people and once took a sip of blue mountain espresso . This. This. This is cringey AF

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It's ridiculous. That's the point.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

IE: Hipster bullshit. "I'm using this wheelchair ironically."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

~post~modernism~

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nooo! You can't say "retarded". It's just fucking idiotic. Hipster wanking post modernist dump. I'd love to find his Instagram and Haunt Him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What does race have to do with this?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you good sir. Even though I wanted to, you kept me from saying it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have to say your not racist...... well, you know the rest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 31, 2018 3:07 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I could come up with some convoluted idea about how the artist is saying that people spend too much time on their cellphones, but 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's easier to point out that he is a pretentious snob trying to come up with a gimmick so sell his "art" since hise trust fund ran out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 31, 2018 3:07 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Warhammer isn't my cup of tea, but i always give credit to the work those dudes put into the figures.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm not a racist, but I like dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The painting isn't the art, the art is the photograph of him painting that at the beautiful scenery. It could be interpreted many ways.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's how I felt about it too. I am no art critic, but I still thought it was kind of cool.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it's the photographs of him doing it that is the art.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think the piece is clever, I think the artist here is critiquing how narcissistic and self-absorbed fine artists can be these days.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The act of what he is doing, and more to the point the photo of him doing it, is in itself art. I kind of get it.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Why do you hate black people though?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

I'm blind and all people are black to me. Everything is black!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe he hates eskimoos.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He didn't mention which race he hates, though. Maybe he hates attack helicopters.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Did you just assume it was a race?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He said that he isn't racist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all know a closet racist when we see one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Canadian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont be silly, that's a gender, not a race

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I agree, thats some next level hipster boolshit.

9 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 6

And by bullshit, I mean horseshit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a racist, I agree.

9 years ago | Likes 502 Dislikes 2

We're building bridges.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a retard, i two agree

9 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

As a lonely dumbass, I agree

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As someone who's not 34 years old, I three agree.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*too

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Almost downvoted, then read username.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Wow

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't know what lead me to check the usernames. Probably for this reason

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

User name checks out

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

This is some pretentious, unfunny, wanky, hipster shite.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 15

I agree, and hopefully in 100 years it'll still be viewed as such. But it's interesting that a lot of art was seen like this in its day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I disagree, I find these photos thoroughly entertaining.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Actual artist here, can confirm this is some bunk ass shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Scrolled down in comments to make sure someone called out hipster. Leaving satisfied.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tbh it kinda seems like he is making fun of art (dadism). Makes fun of people who travel but never look outside of themselves to (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Actually appreciate and absorb the beauty of nature. They stay trapped in the patterns of their own shirts. The act is art, not the paint2/2

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

or it's bullshit, one or the other this this crap.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

You're being silly because you don't know how to critique art. Looking silly and pretentious was intentional - he essentially agrees w/ you.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

...no, he does not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I once left my wallet in El Segundo

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

Dude you gotsa go get it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to get it, got got to get it lol

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TCQ reference?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, its my default line for when something makes no sense

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ordered enchiladas and I ate em. Ali had fruit the punch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in El Segundo! What does your wallet look like?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one that says "bad motherfucker" on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a tribe called quest song

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and mine was a joke

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found his wallet. The song was a prophecy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With Bonita Applebaum

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

did you see my comment history?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh... I did now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I left my heart in San Francisco

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I left my foreskin in new jersey

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think I got that reference.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't but still upvoted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bugs Bunny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0