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Mar 7, 2020 12:22 AM
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Magpiebones
Mine had a "Ü" on it's head. So his name was Umlaut.
danlliot
She would probably name me fat ass...
Gestalt7
https://www.whitebirdrising.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/leadershp-is-hard.jpg
Cheomesh
How could you not
CaptainHyperbole
Why is this news?
Goliath2180
It's my snake in a box!
OneGuyWithSixGuns
I'm sorry, but that's not a eunuch skin mark.
shagadelicrelic
You're such a dickhead, Kyle! You made me spill my c0RN!
sheanar
That's a cornsnake. They frequently have that 'dickhead' mark. My corn was nicknamed Dickhead by the petstore. I renamed it Phallic.
XaviousFelblade
The Traveller has blessed this snek!
cornzilla
Should be Lord Dickhead... or Captain Dickhead. At least give him a title!
DownVoteVerifier
I'd ha e gone with Peewee
DocTanner
My little corn has a mark quite similar on her head.
makenitby9000
Hey Dickie!!
naturecandles
SanchoLibre
“When you're getting roasted but got no comeback so all you can do is mock their laugh.”
CitizenClam
In an Australian accent: deekhead
cuntybumsox
HI DICKHEAD!!!
varsipieru
Oh sorry, it’s pronounced D*ckhead.
Silkyninja1
Hi cuntybumsox!
SaItyEuropean
we absolutely needed to know she was a mum, as if having procreated defined her as a person
ScoobyDooGotThatBooty
Silkyninja1
So cute!!
Varnna
Lola would be a good name...
AlcoholicOrange
Trouser would have also been acceptable.
Silkyninja1
chewybacon
Brilliant
soulbot3000
Shoulda named him Cock’Noggin
DVSBSTrD
Peter O'tool.
ryecurry9000
*Peter North
VarthGaydar
Magpiebones
I want that white or solid dark coloured one so bad.
Gradwin
Man that snake is really trying but that dude gives zero fucks lol