When counting sheep isn't enough
My wife...
This ass hole....
Tittle
I am not a smart man...
It gets cold outside
About to destroy my son...
Diabeetus
Clueless...
Oops
Boomer says she loves you
What the hell is going on down there cunts?
Jerk
Too much porn...
My man...
Haaaa
Church focus group FB forum...
Of course she did...
Wot?
WTF...
With a quart of milk...
Ugh...
My beloved Connecticut...
Happy Thanksgiving from the Macy's day parade.
Found item
Gas is expensive...
EVERY... SINGLE... TIME...
How to get downvotes from the liberals...
Pain in the ass security measures...
Watch the shoe
Too much drugs, alcohol, or both?
Severe wedgie
They need a corenor by the time the rescuers are done...
Now they need a coroner...
Serious wedgie...
If he wasn't hurt he is now...
Slap wrestling...
He's going places... Not college, but places...
Hold my beer
Ahhh.... Asia....
Way to use your head...
Drugs are a wonderful drug...
What could go wrong?
Showing affection
Drugs are a hell of a drug...
How to get chicks...
That's what friends are for...
They fell for each other
She just wants to help...
Eye didn't see that coming
Nothing could go wrong...
Wait for it...
HANGRY
Take this asshole
Motherfucking KAZOO!!!
Assassin's Creed monkey style...
You have heard of women scissoring, but have you heard about men?
When your cat is an asshole...
The warning sign only mentions arms and legs.
Tis just a scratch...