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classicqueen
Upvote cuz of Borderlands 2 inclusion.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
How many times does it have to be explained that the Omnitool is doing all the translating in ME?
MixedBerryAllen
Assassin's Creed: Swan dives 100+ft into hay, Survives.
MixedBerryAllen
Assassins Creed: Runs from Templar, seen jumping into hay. Instantly Invisible.
Robnaught
AC: HEY! HEY THATS THE GUY— *begins praying* —oh wait no that's just an armed monk. Man for a second there he really had me going
shadowfox
There's the assassin!!! +Kills witness and rips a poster down right in front of them+ Move along citizen...
shisno117
RIP Loot Cave
Counterfit
http://imgur.com/nPpnjAu don't forget it makes sparks like an arc welder
Greypuppy
GreyMorgan
The loot one: eh. Destiny's loot grind is frustrating, but Borderlands is no better for the truly good stuff. Same for D3 legendaries at cap
ILikeToSmellCuteGirlsFarts
Depends on what gamemode you're playing. Yesterday in the course of one mission i found 3 legendaries, UVHM btw.
SithRuleOfTwo
Legendary Engram turns into a potato
HardonfortheAardvark
I got three last night while farming on Venus... ALL FUCKING COMMON!!! Upped the chance at getting a legendary out of a legendary my ass
YoureAWolfBoy
I love the Destiny one. And now that you can't farm it's even more true!
bangbangbangbang
All about that strike playlist. ps: what system you on?
YoureAWolfBoy
Xbox 360, and strikes get far too repetitive for me and never seem to give any sort of payout.
thatFamilyMan
They're supposedly fixing it with the 1.0.2 patch (the loot drop amount). There's a new loot farm cave in the Rocketyard. And the patch (1)
thatFamilyMan
will make it so that engrams won't decode to anything lower than what they are. (Blues will be blue and above, etc)
YoureAWolfBoy
Yeah I saw that. I feel like that might be just as bad. It's good to occasionally feel disappointed by getting a blue from a purple.
thatFamilyMan
Yeah it'd be one thing if like every 3 purple ended up being a blue or a material but when the last six I've gotten have not been purple...
vienaragis
Play for an hour! "yeah finally a purple/blue engram!" Decodes to Green. FUCK. Yeah. Level 20, no purple yet. :(
Coheedgirl
My first legendary find was for a different class. Super disappointed.
CoryBlink
Well, considering you can only have 1 exotic weapon and 1 exotic armor. purple is the best after. so it has to be tough to get. 1/2
YoureAWolfBoy
Oh I'm level 27, didn't get my first real purple (so not an engram) until I was 26. They don't come easy and the cryptarch will destroy you.
vienaragis
The cryptarch is like those mystery toy/candy bags. Spend all your money on them knowing they are only filled with DISAPPOINTMENT.
CoryBlink
Otherwise everyone would be maxed out super quick and then there would be no other reason to play. 2/2
vienaragis
Oh yeah, I can see that. I do actually like how they made the leveling system. Definitely a new level of difficulty. Keeps me playing!
CoryBlink
Agree! I do wish the cap was a bit higher. Maybe with the upcoming expansions/dlc it will go up and such!
vienaragis
I paid the $30 for all the extra dlc upfront, so it better be good! But yeah, I think the cap could definitely be higher.
affendiamant
Do you have the picture of link without text?
shadowmaster004
http://ken-wong.deviantart.com/art/Epic-Link-255070598
TheCapnJoe
Thank you.
ChrisEriksen
http://www.campbellwhyte.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/zelda-and-link.jpg
ChrisEriksen
But seriously though. I too am interested in the pic. I did look for it but gave up and figured I'd try and be funny. I was gunna find a ..
ChrisEriksen
Pic of a "chain" link but saw that and laughed my ass off.
jdlsharkman
What.
ChrisEriksen
Idk
Efreeti
In the Max Payne one, after you try opening the door, all of the wall around the door actually falls down, and you can jump through the wall
morgotz
yep, some thugs planted a bomb there and accidentally blew themselves up. Finished MP yesterday again, now its time for MP2 :3
Impossibrew
I like how they time the the light in the clip and the flashlight in on the forever alone guy to match
Winterous
Didn't even notice :o
HughLaurie
What game is that?
RedFireTyrian
The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct. Don't look it up, it's really shit.
princessrnpl
Also, Kill someone in a house with no witnesses, automatic bounty added, guards all hunt you down. Skyrim.
RipplingPhantom
During the missions in markrath I killed some woman in the hotel and had to kill everyone to not leave witnesses.
SarahJessicaParker
I'm pretty sure Skyrim was known for letting you murder if they didn't escape to go tell a guard.
princessrnpl
Well I'm always getting random bounties for murdering even if no one sees me. Also if I attack dragons in a town I get attacked by guards.
tellemurius
You forgot the cow
fitizen90
fuck the cryptarch
gulplove
Amen brother and or sister.
bangbangbangbang
what system tho :)
fitizen90
ps4
Nothingtoseeinthisdirection
Stupid idea to randomize the loot. I got an uncommon auto rifle from an exotic pick up. Wow thanks cryptarch i think you got it wrong.
TheImperialF1337
FUCK THE CRYPTARCH
xRocketman52x
My gf and I have been playing together. We lovingly refer to him as "Crytard" or "cryptarded"
SantaGnomeDoll
I'm sad the glory hole is gone. Not like it gave me anything spectacular though. *sigh*
HowDoYouPeopleManageOneHeart
I see the Tomb Raider one all the time, but it makes perfect sense if you pay attention to the story line. Mercenaries are living there...
AccountNamesSuck
Thank you, I felt that story rocked and the whole game was cool. Too bad the next game is debuting on XBONE :(
NotAnImgurUser
Well, as long as they don't make a shit port I'll wait http://matt-wallace.com/mainblog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Patient-Bear.jpg
floydspiritz
someone make this a "like i care" gif
penguing
http://imgur.com/pnZNxCi
franklymydearidontgiveadamnaboutmakingyoursammich
Fabulous!
sacredclownfish
This is great and all but Zer0 only has 8 fingers...
a3sir
If only the diablo legs were worth a fuck. Too much salvage. AND FUCK KADALA THAT EXPENSIVE WHORE.
AHornyRhino
I got my full Marauders set in only a few hours. :3
zigzagler
She's expensive, but worth it. She's got experience, if y'know what I'm sayin'.
Sindritec
Managed to get some nice set and legendarys, but it's mostly crap. Shame Blizz increased the cost tho...
AHornyRhino
They increased the legendary drop rate for Kadala with the price.
BlastedSand
An hour in EVE online.
GarrettPlatner
This made my day.
AHornyRhino
EVE Online? Sounds fuZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BlastedSand
Any game that is completely player generated requires a bit of patience.
AHornyRhino
Oh, I enjoyed the hell out of the game. Played for 6+ years. I just don't have the time for it anymore.
BlastedSand
It's never too late to give up your real life again.
mabalacat
Obviously with the Master Chief, HE WEIGHS LIKE 2 FUCKING TONS. YOU SWIM WITH THAT MUCH ARMOR!
TheBasementNerd
To be honest though, Deus Ex certainly does the "I should go around guards" element very well
beeratius
I should replay the first one on Steam, also finally finish the third one... also forget about the second one.
srsgiraffe
ಠ_ಠ Dear god this bugs me
HardonfortheAardvark
Isn't it also not an "eye patch" cause he lost his eye... i don't play enough MGS to know.
Diezen
He lost his eye in MGS 3, and was basically trained at that point. Could be that he isn't actually aiming down sights, just muscle memory.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
I'm right eye blind and still aim with my right hand, you can ADS from your right side with your left eye it just takes getting used too.
EverybodyDoTheMastodon
Considering the series in question, I would argue that this is one of the more logical of things that occur.
JaviChes
It's nanomachines
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ChaunceyWaller
b-but that is big boss.
ironlemonade
Isn't the eyepatch a camera
minority119
that's in MGS4, with Solid Snake. The one in this set is Naked Snake/Big Boss
srsgiraffe
Just to be clear: I'm a big fan of MGS (i finished Peace Walker & Ground Zeros today), but this really bugs me
hetnkik
QuadrilateralEnix
"Guuhh..."
Treblaine
SNAAAAAKKEATEEEERR! ... snaa... keee.... t-taaaa....
Efreeti
In one MGS3 cutscene he actually reaches all the way over to look through a scope with his left eye even though it's on his right shoulder.
srsgiraffe
http://pspmedia.ign.com/psp/image/article/989/989971/metal-gear-solid-peace-walker-20090602050410094_640w.jpg
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
I think you mean x_ಠ
backtobackpanicattack
-_ಠ < "I kinda see what you did there."
CommandOrConquer
2 things: 1 he isn't aiming down the sights, the sight line is actually at his chin. 2 Delta Operatives are trained to not use the 1/2
CommandOrConquer
iron sights for close target acquisition. They need to be able to aim via the barrel and muscle memory in rapid succession 2/2
CommandOrConquer
(BONUS) so in reality it's not that far off that an "elite" operative would be able to function like that...
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
That's exactly what I was doing.
HatsAreEssential
I used to play airsoft and paintball and I usually aimed that way too. It works fairly well. It's a lot like pointing your finger.
ChaunceyWaller
congratulations you are basically a special forces operative
Berekhalf
Uh, i'd imagine the COD sprinting thing is honest sprinting is because you're carrying a lot of gear.. in less than optimal conditions.
Akumaka
Exactly. Modern US body armor weighs 35 lbs (Standard medium size) on its own. That's before adding the weapons, ammunition, helmet, etc.
Thatirishbastard
Though this is true, you'd be amazed what your body can do with enough adrenaline pumping in your veins.
eetsumkaus
I think it was more to ask wtf a fat plumber has all that stamina when a highly rrained soldier can only go 15 seconds
Impossibrew
Well the fat plumber can also jump several times his own height.
Twenty3Skidoo
He may have a gut, but he apparently never skips leg day.
HatsAreEssential
I always tell people who question it to imagine doing a 100m dash with 90 pounds of gear on.
SouperScott
Well I can, because I have. I'll say what I said before, CoD soldiers seem to be pretty lame runners. Good bullet sponges though.
Ravenclanner
I get two grenades and a sidearm + kevler = 90 pounds?!!? Oh wait. Forgot about magic murder knife. Must be heavy to do that kinda damage.
HatsAreEssential
Kevlar is only part of armor. You've also got a plate carrier with plates & helmet. + big boots, rifle, ammo, any food/drink, firstaid, etc.
Felman
Running with gear is tough as shit. Give a marathon runner that gear and see how far they can get on running.
Savagesquelsch
It irritates me how fast you can run with 25 lb LMG hugged against your chest.
ninmonkey
And you can shoot a guy with multiple Shots from that LMG in his stomach, but, he runs right threw them, poking you with a knife, and die.
Whitney189r
Not to mention holding it at the shoulder the whole time. Firing tho things from the shoulder sucks. Plus inaccurate.
jayfrostie
you "run" very slow with all LMG's.. just sayin
Berekhalf
Cause rest of the time you're going a pretty heft run/jogging pace..
Reg06
Just sprinting in boots and uniform is fucking hard. Yes you can keep doing it, but at some point you slow down and don't gain enough 1/2
Reg06
speed for sprinting to be beneficial when compared to moving with weapon at the ready.
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
The fat plumber can carry an infinite amount of power-ups including hammers and mushrooms that are the same size as him and still run.
TheCrowFather
And considering how much ammo they have. Ammo is heavy.
Whitney189r
Plus all the water, too. Water is just as important!
sissichu
And the RPG one. I think it's pretty legit how it would look like when you aim an RPG....
whyexactly
Especially considering it was built with crosshairs.
Whitney189r
Yeah, you'd just tilt your head... I thought it was dumb, too.
daveypavey
YOU DON'T KILL THEIR POKEMON, JUST KNOCK THEM OUT. GOD
Pepperanney
Yeah but that's totally just a euphemism for killing them.
ninmonkey
Oh, my. All those pokemon, I've been doing it wrong. Oh my god. No, pikachu you could still be alive! Why? WHY WHY!
PorygonSeizure
I guess you've never heard of nuzlocke then.
daveypavey
Of course I have, do I look like a casual to you?
franklymydearidontgiveadamnaboutmakingyoursammich
True but some would technically die if they pass out, like Spoink. If it stops bouncing, it's dead. :(
MauricioGuaura
Hint: Pokédex is written by a 10 years old ('cept for gen V)
TheGayPenguin
Well that's not a very good evolutionary adaptation. Survival of the fittest, piggy!
Mistruths
It's actually a bad translation. It's supposed to be "unable to battle" but there aren't enough characters for it in English.
Winterous
With fire, and explosions, and lightning bolts. Sure, non-lethal forces ;)
Winterous
Jesus, why did THIS comment get downvoted? O_o
Erilis
*checks back of refrigerator*
LordLauron
Gluttony
nanoshock
It worked! -
sjm127
you know how I know your
AvocadoBurger
Find any... Cold hard cash?
thegr8rambino
*raids your pantry*
aki5
I only found ammo. I'm a swordsman, I can't use this!
AvocadoBurger
Find any Cold Hard Cash?
Brunotbruh
"Mum Get the Camera!!"
GhostLlama
I did that all I found was a half eaten mouse and a missing cookies bag.
Moogin
lol what game is that from?
monkaypants
*only looks at the 10 pics - doesn't push 9*
TehNoobinator117
What game is the knife and flashlight one from?
BiggerGreen
"puddle of water from kicking ice under fridge from two years ago"
Flyith2
Hey $2.5k. Thanks
DarksItachi
*repeats hourly*
SirIdontcare
What game is that from?
BobMakingPie
Kairosoft. Amazing games.
twostepsfromlost
Kairosoft is awesome. You pay 5 bucks, you own the game no in app purchases necessary!
blownap
I think it is Café Nippon[eria] ?
blownap
Nipponica, haha!
Triton29
It's called Cafe Nipponica.
SirIdontcare
Five bucks? O.o
Triton29
That's why I only play the demos when they come out.
ricopenguin
They are some of the best mobile games ever made. Which might not be saying much but they are great.
Robvp
Something from kairosoft i bet, look up kairosoft in your favorite app store, they have tons of little sim games like that
idrinkcheapbeer
It's definitely a Kairosoft game. Not sure which one. I've wasted WAY too many hours on different Kairosoft games.
ryand
It's called Cafeteria Nipponica, made my Kairosoft. One of my favorites from them.
SirIdontcare
You were willing to pay five bucks for it?
ryand
I'm willing to. I have quite a few of their games, they make good stuff. Maybe not worth it to others, just a matter of preference really.
PCard
It's already gone...
swatz
Hid money in the freezer once, and actually had to let it thaw out before taking it to the bank.
schlauknopf
If they use Yen 2,5k is like 23$.
luzeke
Yep, they use yen. I'd recognize that $ yen symbol everywhere.
theweeknd
its still money, right? better 23 than zero
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Drug dealers ae... Seriously I found $300 in my shoe once after a drunken night out, IDK where it came from but I was $200 up. :)
MlemniumFalcon
I feel like this begs the question a bit hard but, what happened to the other hundred?
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Umm I drank $100 worth of alcohol.
MarquisDeSadeVII
Weirdest morning of my life, I woke up with a hangover, no more bushmills, several hundred dollars I didn't have before, and an ounce.
Corvie
Again with the Mass Effect one. By Odin's beard! Translators!
dracanas
or maybe they know the humans' brains aint as strong as their's, so they learn a new language rather then making the humans learn
thecolonels
It's specifically mentioned in the codex that all military personnel (plus merchants, police, etc) have translators that work real time.
crookedhorn
And here I thought it was the T.A.R.D.I.S.
GozerTheGozerian
Yup, hell, play FemShep and romance Thane, when he calls her 'siha' translator doesn't recognize it, "Sorry, think my translator glitched."
IronicDancing
"By the goddess"*
Twenty3Skidoo
Keelah sel'ai*
staplestapler
And Pokemon don't die. And one of the two characters Link does speak to in the entire Zelda franchise is a girl.
Escheron
that one bugs me every time, but unfortunately, most of these others are legit
pertan
By Grabthars Hammer!
Odin1i
Chill bro, they're slow. Leave my beard out of this.
Utamey
But it doesn't really make sense since their mouths move as if they're saying english, and they use puns. Like Dr. Heart in the first one.
daxx0r
In one of the interactive movie posters on the citadel, when the Elcor dies, his translator fails and iirc you hear his real language.
Gymnopedies
A better one: "Translator knows all the languages in the known universe. Only available in English and French."
Catma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_1dEOkb_U
MostIndeedlySo
Babel Fish! Damn it! They had similar stuff in Farscape, too.
HolyShakySteak
Someone else who remembers Farscape!
sexyerseth
I'm not sure farscape even existed at this point
CmdrNinja
As an avid Mass Effect player, this really grinds my gears.
UserSubmariner
Just started ME1, I'm poor.
CmdrNinja
For the first time? Enjoy the greatest gaming experience ever. (In my opinion)
baneofthewalrus
i liked my first playthrough of 2 better than 1. story was just as good and gameplay and UI was tighter, more efficient, easier to navigate
CmdrNinja
Aye, there's a real jump :)
PuellaSilentii
Thank you! That one always pisses me off. Shepard even says that she thinks that her translator just glitched when Thane calls her siha.
Monarchist
People still think storm troopers are terrible shots, don't think this one will be solved by explaining it either.
fremenfighter
Same thing for Star Wars
DivineBeef
Thank you!
thissucksman
also Australian frogs cant swim and are the same color as frogger
eggmuffin
It's also ignoring the fact that having to wrangle with alien linguistics would make for a very different game.
ralphwiggles
And it's a video game that people who want to understand what everyone is saying plays.
ProfessorMosby
Thank you! I was gonna make this comment. I'm so happy I didn't have to
fondlethegooch22
Mass effect is taken quite seriously on imgur it seems.
iwantallyourdowmvotes
U don't fuk wit mass effect m8
RedStarBeograd
It's a solid good game yo.
Joxem13
Bioware is making a new one so perhaps its starting to take effect on people?
Madfox40
oh you
Cattimus
As it should be
schmaxford
we go over this every time it's brought up you'd think people would learn
YourMoneyOrYourLife
Well these are just mindlessly reposted. I doubt the poster would care to fix inaccuracies...
schmaxford
how dare you be reasonable on the internet :P
NewtonWren
Puns? Characters mouth moving like it's English? PUNS?! Puns rely on wordplay specific to the language, your translator is not literal.
yeaboy67
We're talking about super advanced brain implants here.
nelshai
Translator translates movements and puns. It's verrrry advanced. You'd expect that of something that was worked on for thousands of years.
fantastictony
It can also translate the Hanar language, which is bioluminescence. That's a pretty damn good translator.
nelshai
Ahah. I forgot about the Hanar. :P
DudeSmellMyFinger
I just got destiny and have been playing with high level friends.
nightelve
This is beautiful.
sheezyOG
Commenting so I can save this for my cousin tomorrow while playing D3
SquishyToeBeans
That's my friend right now when I help him with his missions. xD
bangbangbangbang
Checkin here to see if anybody has it on xbone (before any of you fucking hate, it was an unexpected gift from my parents, so it was rad)
AlfonsetheChinchilla
Over here. Looking to r
MorphotheDragon
Did the same thing in Borderlands 2... which sucked because once we got to tougher parts of the game I had no idea what the fuck to do :S
Akyan
Why would you power lvl Borderlands? Tell your friends to make new characters and you guys can play together. Funner this way. Source: me.
MorphotheDragon
Trust me, I would have much preferred it that way, but he didn't want to make a new character. He wasn't exactly a good friend...
Akyan
:C I'd make a new character and play with you.
smashpro1
Screw that, I'll run around their low-level games with my lvl 72 Krieg.
Akyan
You, sir, have no soul! Srsly, tho; I like lvling up and the story, and hanging out and drinking beer with my friend.
Boredashell
What console? :D
LaurenArvanitis
PC, he has a time machine.
DudeSmellMyFinger
On ps4, hit me up in a message!
Melanisia
To be fair, that space suit is heavy. Sure it has mechanics that let you move in it, but it's still going to sink like a rock.
AftMatt
Yea but when you die in a creek your body will float down it.
DanAgain
That itself isn't a "game logic" issue, it's a design one where living and dead units are not bound by the same physics.
theo1170
Then you realize, he can breathe in space
IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
listen to @FuckCarrots
System3rror
In the first game you can walk under water
ThisWasATriumph
But the suit in Crysis is way more powerful AND you can still swim.
RIPFuturama
More proof that Samus is better than Master Chef. At least she can swim.
kerms
It can actually modify its own density to float in water, in case a Spartan dies underwater and the suit needs to be recovered.
Lastdarkninja
I think i love you..SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS FINALLY
OppressiveShitlord69
Pretty sure submarines are heavy but still have mechanics to let them move in water.
GalaxyFrame
But can they also move on land?
Reg06
You just explained why submarines float and MC doesn't- they have mechanics to let them move in water
OppressiveShitlord69
That seems like a foolish design then, considering MC can fucking float around in space just fine but dies on 80% of the earth's surface
ReallyBigRocks
doesn't it weigh like 500 fucking pounds?
Lastdarkninja
Also has its own mini nuclear plant
troggster
3 tons
Dovaskus
It would crush an un-augmented human.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
1000 actually. It's pretty logical that MC can't swim in it.
IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
Pretty sure mark V armour was a little over a ton, not sure about mark VI from Halo 4 though
FuckCarrots
Agreed. Plus it was built for put space and surface environments, where atmospheric pressures are between 0 and 1, not underwater pressures
RoomTemperatureCoffee
The master chief can walk pretty far underwater in The Silent Cartographer.
xSapphire
In Ghosts Of Onyx, Blue Team goes to the bottom of the Atlantic to stop some Covenant excavation, though.
xRocketman52x
^This. Then they grab some nukes, steal a Covenant frigate, and go on a short joyride across the universe. Good times, good times....
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xSapphire
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Yucatan_Peninsula
DirtyA
actually it's rated for -1 to probably no more than 5 atms.
infogulch
Where pressures go from 1atm to 50atm in the matter of a couple dozen meters.
TheSwedishMoose
Yeah just a couple dozen... or say, 500.
infogulch
(2/2) But hey, it's within an order of magnitude, and that works for astronomers, right?
TheSwedishMoose
Close enough http://cdn.lolbrary.com/2013/12/5/lolbrary.com_18658_1386287774.gif
infogulch
(1/2) Ok, fine, maybe a "couple dozen" is playing fast and loose with "couple".
RekoHart
Something something futurama mermaid episode
horsebananas
"How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?" "Well, its a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."
dammitiseveryusernametaken
He can survive a tank on top of him. Pretty sure the pressure isn't a problem.
Arrkhal
A tank doesn't put pressure on the air intake thingies or anything like that.
Neominister
Also, with the shields, wouldn't they overload in water?
stonegiant
They don't. but it wouldn't really matter.
xRocketman52x
I've always firgured: Cov tech is reverse engineered off Forerunners. Forerunners used light, solidified. Is that how Spartan shields work?
Fenris258
Dear god, for the last time, they explain the mass effect thing!
JarlUlfricStormcloak
I've never played Mass Effect and know this because of these posts.
eronth
Every time I see one of these posts and it has the ME one, I immediately loose interest in the rest.
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wam3483
Yep. And you don't see those fans complaining like ME fans. What's up with that?
Aterry72
Most likely not the last time.
Scrotinger
If only it was the last time
TGWeaver
Yeah, a lot of these make sense in context. Like in Max Payne, you can and are supposed to go through the huge hole around the door.
wam3483
Came here looking for mass effect fans complaining. Didnt have to look far.
ChinMusic
The real crime in sci-fi is that nearly every alien race has the same basic anatomy as humans despite evolving on different fucking planets
Shit4chanSays
This is frequently handwaved with seeding by a progenitor race. I believe Mass Effect does the same.
JLimages
Star trek had an episode about that I think it was next generation.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
All of these are explainable. Expect destiny because no one knows what went wrong there
NotaLizardmen
They could explain everything to you, but theres no time!
Jeroz
it's a MMO. Simple
LesbianTrappedInManBody
The first M in MMO stands for massive. As in a massive mount of players
Jeroz
thought it sold quite well?
LesbianTrappedInManBody
But it only lets you play with, at most, 6 other people. And you can't communicate except for gestures like point at or dance with.
FlatPlutoSociety
They all have fish in their ears!
BigWillie86
Hey, you sass that hoopy darwinpolice? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is
RisingPhoenix92
Don't Panic I am giving you a plus one for being mostly harmless.
Smallville9797
DON'T PANIC!
Twenty3Skidoo
I'm starting to panic. Should I lie on the floor with a paper bag over my head, or something?
genericnpc01
Everyone has a translator that translate it to their native language
MauricioGuaura
That doesn't explain why their lips match the translations, though >_>
serban1703
Also a universal trade language taught from elemetary school or earlier
Kopar
It's like that in Star Trek too. No really. Universal Translator.
srsgiraffe
EXPLAINE
serban1703
Also a universal intergalactic trade language taught from very early on.
zodiak2122
They are using advanced language translators.
GreatWhiteNorthEh
Sci-fi that involves cross galactic travel should assume they have translators. We're working on them right now, hyperdrives not so much.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Not even an assumption. It's explained in the first game, if not all three
GreatWhiteNorthEh
I only played #2. The AI in the first game was so awful I couldn't slog through.
thecolonels
there are even problems with the translaors. Like for the asari word for non-child bearing parent is translated as 'Father', which is wrong.
TotallyNotJaimieLannister
We're working on warp drives. IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
GreatWhiteNorthEh
Practical application is still a ways off I'm afraid.
ConspicuousSpellingError
You can exchange cash for goods.
BigWillie86
and sercives
Rockeh20
Sexy alien services?