Bought a brand new PS4. Defective out of the box. Bitch about it on Twitter and a bot replies with an ad for PS4 accessories.
Finally emerging from a binge session of Fallout 4
MRW I quit a shitty, disorganized job right before corporate made a surprise visit to do an assessment
As someone who never liked HIMYM
MRW my employer can't get its shit together and I'm one last fuckup away from quitting
Glitch in the Matrix on the way to work had me questioning reality
Trying to stay ahead of credit card debt
Getting a paycheck after a really shitty week at work
Meet Gyp Rosetti. I hated him more than Joffrey Baratheon.
MRW I tried five times to call out of work yesterday. No one answered. Answering machine was unplugged.
My boss was freaking out and making us stay late because corporate is going to pay our store a visit.
Every weekend...
"Hey, 2016 will be better, just you wait."
dogmeat you dumb shit
fuck
I'm not a racist, I swear!
MRW being single on Valentine's Day means I was able to buy the New 3DS XL and Majora's Mask 3D
I AM THE GOD OF VOLCANOES, TOAN GLADIUS
MRW my minimum wage retail job has shown me more appreciation for my work in a three weeks than the EMS agency I work for ever has
Fucking hypocrite
MRW I heard our shitty store manager got fired today
MRW I wander into the wrong part of the hotel
Instructions unclear
After putting sriracha on my Chipotle order
When my homemade Whoosh Bottle backfires on me
I guess I could try Superglue...
MRW after watching the recent Republican debate
Gotta give him credit
MRW once again Sears has scheduled me for a single five hour shift for a whole week
@sera pls new loading gif
A long time ago...
Not only are you dishonest, you're stupid
MRW the iOS/Android battle flares up again and I just bought a Nokia Lumia
Finally put in my two weeks' notice at Sears because I got a job at a jail.
Double standards!
Every time someone posts an upvote/downvote GIF where the arrows are Reddit-colored and people bitch about them being "wrong"
MRW I survived a 12 hour Black Friday shift
A PSA regarding the infamous Fruit Punch-flavored Oreos
Hearing the seventeenth unique version of "Jingle Bell Rock" within two hours over the speakers at work
No mercy
Hearing the exact same Christmas songs day in and day out because I work at a store
Just finished the last episode of Breaking Bad.
The Holy Trinity
1991 Honda Accord. Condition: Fair
the circle is complete
MRW the image is the same size as the thumbnail
My grandpa gave me a watch with a radium-painted dial. This thing's radioactive!
Turning on my car's broken AC in the middle of summer
I'm bad at titles
This is why I shop at Goodwill. $1.99 each.
My odometer is broken, so tonight my car was reborn
Paying $1 for a record at Goodwill and selling it on eBay for $70
When a coworker asks me if I'm working the closing shift
MRW a drunk acquaintance calls me "spicy" and asks to Skype video call with me
I spent more money than I felt comfortable with on a new starter for my car, and now the alarm goes off every time I try to start it
As someone who hasn't watched Game of Thrones since Season Two
Found my old laptop while cleaning out the basement. This was the only thing in the Pictures folder.