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Jul 6, 2013 11:34 AM
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Ludilol
Bet its is George from Seinfeld :D
roxiethepup
It looks soft
Krookadook
George Costanza would be proud.
Mikeelay
I'm high and I don't even understand this.
Osgar
The lady in picture 3 wasn't sure if it was velvet, she thought it must be felt.
HKurban
Ha!
CptTightPants
George Castanza's Car?
Moonkey
Black velvet... if you please.
mherrmann1988
No sliding across that hood in an on-foot pursuit.
Valdrec
This is exactly the sort of thing super-rich people do. "Jeeves! Have my car covered in Velvet!""At once sir."
IMissDarwin
I wonder what it's like to have so much money that you can walk in somewhere and say "I want to do some ridiculous shit" and people do it
ARainbowInTheDark
SOMEONE BRING THE CATS, PLEASE
LeslieWard
Now THAT will get the ladies! No, I'm 100% serious. I'd roll naked all over that thing.
PartyTimeTony
just so girls will touch it
Yokosumari
I guess George Costanza finally became an architect and bought a car...
krispastic
When the world throws you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry car!
dumblawyer
What are the odds it's a rich Persian guy with a huge gold necklace
Chronomechanist
It is in fact a rich arab prince or businessman or something. It was in the news. There was a lambo painted with fluorescent paint too.
mountainofpuppies
buh bye aerodynamics
Pharya
People who buy ferraris rarely buy them for their actual speed, they buy them for their potential or their purported speed.
PGMamba
Or their looks...?
Pharya
Or as a substitute penis...? Hah.
ArgentinaBednarek17
Where opulence meets idiocy
DrBonerman
CrazyladyonaRainbow
BEST GIF EVER
Winteresque
Perfect use of this gif. +1
HistoryMajor
THE PERFECT TIME TO USE NEVERWET!!!
TheNastyNate
fuck yeah, first thing I thought of
TheNeutrachrist
NeverWet leaves a light grey film on anything that isn't white.
CrabWallet
better than soaked in bird shit, sex stains, and mud
sum1else
I like the inclusion of sex stains. Good choice.
IPostMel
Birds are so gonna shit on it.
glomerulus
Furr so hard, mothahfuckahs wanna shit on me
hsalceht
u know most ferrari's nowadays have turrets that pop out and obliterate birds when detected.
MarvelousWolverine
Thank god it washes out easily
aspen2
Habe you tried the new Perwool ?
Pumpken
Birds shit on cars because their reflective surface makes them think it's water (a pond/lake) to shit into. That car should be shitproof :)
Charleyswarley
TIL
BlindAlchemist2
.... Well, time for me to cover my '04 cavelier in felt and weatherproof shoe spray. YAY POOR.
BespectacledCat
... Fairly sure that's bollocks. Couldn't find any supporting sauces when I checked. Plus birds crap like once every few minutes...
Waldosbeenwondering
actually they dont have any bowel control, if they need to go they go
ReptilianOverlord
I bet that'll smell awesome after it sits in the rain for a few months.
CupCate
Most Ferrari owners don't let their cars sit outside for months. Here at least.
NineByNine
w...why... why would you... how are you going to clean that holy fuck.
Skiafluff
With a vacuum and a shampooer, duh.
Nechronic
I think if you're in a position where you can put velvet on a goddamn ferrari you can probably just buy a new one
StrideWideMan
By employing a poorer person to figure that out.
schmobius
Take it to the dry cleaners?
NineByNine
...*slowclaps* You magnificent bastard. Take my upvote.
NineByNine
...*slowclaps* You magnificent bastard. Take my upvote.
theschiz
It doesn't look as bad as one might originally think.
TwentyFiveSchmekles
I think it looks awesome as hell. just look at it! who cares about the owner's motives
vabla
Think the idea might have been to make it look matte rather than glossy. Darker than black basically.
PressmanPressmanPressmanMD
Jerkov
Exactly what came to my mind. Scrolled to see if it came to anyone else. Of course it did.
drownthesun
could you imagine having sex on the hood of that? .... i'll be back.... for science.
BigFatDan
Oh god! The stains!
justaguyinasuit
wear your love stains with pride
Dynamohum
Dear lord, the rugburns!
thefriendzoner
You read my mind!
Julyfirefly
furrari
Moup
Why is this not top comment?
Julyfirefly
you guys made this my most upvoted comment ever. :D
samsab
*confetti*
JackThomas
Well played, sir.
Julyfirefly
it's miss :P but thank you
TOTOAFRICA
also revalent with pictures of Ferrari's filled with cats
TokensWorth
oh! oh oh oh! oh thats good!
Dpts
That's what she said.
HannahCass4
Bert Danger Bond did this and made that joke! Thats his actual name, he changed it because he is the coolest person alive.
AGhettoHoodlum
Julyfirefly
that is awesome, i love gif comments
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRREXa6V16M
Julyfirefly
furlalalarlareer
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
yep, that's the main statement of this video :D
Pumpken
Has technology gone too fur?
hatlessspider
George Costanza's car, after he draped himself in velvet, of course
WarmAndFuzzy
This should be top comment.
mert0587
There's the reference I was looking for. +1
IamWilliamWallace
I was going to be extremely disappointed if someone had not made this reference.
hatlessspider
I was amazed when I saw that no one had yet
bambee
Thank goodness he's not parked in a country where it's likely to rain.
deejahweejah
*slow clap*
la256
Although it's actually hot this week, I feel like this has relevance
asteconn
Random fact - single yellow lines mean restricted parking between certain times. This car might be parked illegally.
jimjimmy1995
The UK is actually the 108th driest country in the world according to figures from 2011 with only 1,220mm of rainfall on average.
laestrella
That is probably true, but it still won't stop us brits complaining lol.
Berethian
It's because it drizzles. In Australia we have MAN rain - pours from the sky like the gods have a grudge to settle.
darthblaker7474
Is that from the National Office of False Statistics?
booneman42
This would be helpful if it was still 2011.
jimjimmy1995
Most recent data I could find without searching for hours. It is still relevant though.
IcameHeretoChewBubblegumAndGiveDownvotesAndImAllOutofBubblegum
Look how much sunshine it gets. Most days it's cloudy and looks like it's going to rain.
urhedsonfire
But when you factor in that there are 196 countries IN TOTAL...
jimjimmy1995
Most people think it's one of the wettest countries when it is in fact pretty average. Hard to make that point in so few characters.
Grimgiven
It doesn't have to be heavy, just spread out.
FreakyBobo
Dude, you must be so fun at parties.
jimjimmy1995
Hence why I don't go to parties. I'm really not good with social situations. :[
FreakyBobo
The fact that it stopped raining long enough to take this picture still baffles me.
FisterMantastic
I does look overcast, so that may change any second!
UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBA
It ALWAYS looks overcast
AnthonyStark
Not sure about UK, is it for hire?(yellow plate)
debunker
Just driving through.
JustSomeEnglishGuy
PetrovicArmanov is right, and on picture #3 it's a black cab going past.
Secsletariat
I'm pretty sure UK license plates are yellow on the rear, white on the front, unless I'm mistaken about what you're asking.
AnthonyStark
thank you :)
jamical
you're correct sir.
LordZant
Rain I love rain I should move to England, damn grandparent's emigrating Canada doesn't even have snow most of the time just scorching heat.
GrundleplithMD
I hope he doesn't mind people touching his car...
Koantum
Neverwet?
jakeology
To be fair, he/she would never drive their Ferrari in the rain anyways.
bambee
Guys, it was a joke.
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topoandfriends
why the hate just implying the time i lived there i saw no sun and almost everyday it rainned
wvonahnen
whoosh
topoandfriends
not about a a `posh brit with a velvet ferrari
jdijdijdi
It's summer this week, actually.
StoneTigris
However not in Manchester.
Thepenguinthatstoleyourtoothbrush
England broke.
laestrella
lol@ this week.God know what it will be like next week.
CarryOnmyWaywardGeneticalHeritage
If it's anything like Scandinavia, which I know it is, next week will be fall - again.
Grimgiven
on tuesday between 3 and 4
Shamorza
3:25 to 3:40 to be exact.
DarthPalpatine
Peaking at 3:33.49
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
With chance of rain.
MarvelousWolverine
I found you Sergeant Sarcastic !
NixonOnAPolarBear
I believe you mean Dr. John Dorian MD
harmlesspotato
No Newbie he reheheheheheheally meant Sergeant Sarcastic!
NixonOnAPolarBear
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong, you're wrong.
harmlesspotato
Damn it, now I'm too gosh darned proud of you to be mad!
CountVorkosigan
If you can afford a Ferrari 599 covered in velvet, you can afford to coat the velvet in something hydrophobic.
Tumbarrancho
You mean like a mad dog?
yelling
if you can afford to cover your ferrari in velvet, then you can probably afford to bribe mother nature for a few hours.
CountVorkosigan
If you can afford to cover your Ferrari in velvet, you'll (probably) always go with the better investment.
WhatzitTooya
Hey, cut it out! We at imgur accept no phobics, neither hydro nor homo! You got that?!
CountVorkosigan
No, I don't understand. This is Imgur, not Reddit and I don't understand anything without pictures.
jrau18
Well, kinda seems like you're all fond of arachna's.
BlindAlchemist2
We just don't accept phobics that start with the letter "H".
mindfullofspoilers
What about hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliphobia?
jrau18
Not even hemophobia?