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Dinner Time!!!
Oct 27, 2016 11:50 AM
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BuckTurgid
With the cappuccino in front of him: "The fuck is this shit?"
biggermorematureperson
thats one happy dog
ApeApinn
You are cruel mate.. you ldt him think he's gonna get fed an then you just eat all that's good infront of him.. just. No.
CliffyWeevil
#6 I hope to someday experience this much joy.
craszystring
I don't usually like small dogs... that said, OMG he's so cute I want him as my own pet!
WhyleKat
I can't love this enough!
Orpheusko
AkLonewolf
kolmejohn
That is one happy dog
stickitinuryolo
Why does everyone think "pet friendly" means the dog is eating that food???
kylesavant
Gahh damn that dog is cute.
bendoslays
HES SO HAPPY!
TheFoodDumpster
Quite the dapper young fella.
roaringstar4
All of these places are in los Angeles. LA loves dogs! :)
Mrdaihatsu
LA Health code "Pet friendly" still requires the dog outside, on the ground (not in chair), and only disposable or owner provided dishes.
Snickaaman
Do you wanna go broke? Cause that's how you go broke.
hmmmfascinating
Holy shit that food looks deelish!!!
egonspenglersepididymis
If you google "White People" this comes up.
knowmycalculus
Popeye's owner is Asian
Pangs
You shits need to stop acting like treating a pet well means the person never helped a homeless person. It's not an either/or situation.
JimDwyer
Ah, good point. But the funds spent on the dog still could have been spent on a human. I'd help 2 humans before a dog. No offense to dogs ;)
GavinScreaming
Noting is being spent on the dog. This food obviously isn't for the dog...
Beleg7
It's like a hipster version of the Disney short "Feast."
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Thank you. I just texted that reference to my sister
IGotCharlieWork
Damn! He eats like a king!
SomeCrazyNerd
I don't think he actually eats all that.
IGotCharlieWork
Let me live my fantasy damnit!
BubbaWunk
No doubt!
RagePhish
That's not a healthy diet for a dog...
ratpicnic
... or a human
SomeCrazyNerd
I don't think they just give him all that.
shankycat
Thankfully pet-friendly means your dog can be at the restaurant. "Taken to" =/= "Fed at".
futureman3000
Are you telling me that four double-cheeseburgers, a bowl of fries, and a shake is not healthy for a dog to eat? Who knew!?
RagePhish
Well I am no veterinarian...
eetsumkaus
honestly, I saw the picture on FP and immediately thought it was the dog's last meal before going to the farm
classicrapeydolphin
It blows my mind that animals get treated better than humans sometimes.
thatpoindexter
We are taught to think this way from a very young age.
classicrapeydolphin
So weird. I like animals, but I'd never put an animal before a human. Especially a deserving, good human.
ASolidFiveOutOfSeven
Yeah this still shocks me. But then I remember a significant portion of our species still hates our species and it makes me sad. :/
ChainsawHandsJoe
Tell yourself that the next time you're in front of a homeless person.
classicrapeydolphin
I do? And I've given money and bought them food. What's your point?
BubblestheKhan
And I'm just here eating dog food.
SomeCrazyNerd
Wut?
LukeMcCloskey
Would be awesome to see this done to people instead
jewpacabra1943
Why did people downvote this?
ThatsSomeBadHatHarry
...dies from pancreatitis
GreenLanternMD
Goes to pet friendly rehab, gets off EtOH, pancreas/liver recover, later dies hipster death from cocaine/heroin overdose.
Cheawing
terribletech
International food, in-n-out, dog friendly restaurants, dog dressed like a hipster. LA? LA.
Veration
First one is Shake Shack, an NYC shake-and-burger place that also serves dog food. Fantastic.
CaseRiviera
I figured LA when the dog was eating better than I do and wearing a freaking tie.
spacecraftily
Also Plan Check, the burger place. (Go there if you haven't yet!!)
eetsumkaus
I only figured it out because of Sugarfish haha
ratpicnic
Can confirm, LA
ratpicnic
Can confirm, LA
IGarfunkledYourMother
Homelessness? Definitely LA.
copingcabana
Anyone else up for some In-n-Out? We can get burgers later.
HomegrownOkie
Giggity
IndyUndead
Which one??
eetsumkaus
In-N-Out at the In-N-Out In-N-Out
copingcabana
Fries with that shake...animal style ;)
rickeyspanish
got one about 5 mins from me here in Tejas
chucknasty
I wish I could afford food
CactusMassage
You and me both.
PMmeUrNachos
Yet you can afford the Internet?
chucknasty
My work can :D
LiteralZachary
This dog eats better than I do.
BtheQueen
This dog has better life than i do
themoonman
My exact thought everytime I scrolled to the next picture
LeTomCat
This dog lives better than I do.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
You guys. Other than the puppy ice cream I doubt they're feeding him that food. Pet friendly just means pets allowed. It's just to be cute.
orangeisthenewbasic
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/67709330.jpg
chrisdafish
In n out, krispy kreme, and that one with the macaroni are all that looks appetizing to me
TheWarSloth
I was about to type that word for word.
ohnoofcourseyourright
Some of that food weighs more than that dog
Vaanhalen
That dog is gonna get diabetes if he keeps eating like this
CaviaPorcellus
I was going to say the same thing. Malnourished minds think alike!
nabacular
Treat yo self
WHOISELAINELONG
YES!!!
LumpySpaceBrotha
I know right. I'm so pooorrrr!!!!!
kippkopp
I can relate.
76Tromboners
Never thought I'd say this, but homeless sounds awesome.
ViralLola
This dog looks better than I do!
Cogrum
Said the exact same thing...
jackbinimbul
He's prolly gonna die more horribly as a result.
SomeCrazyNerd
I don't think he eats that much by himself.
LasagnaDellRey
Right? Last time the wine specialist at the grocery store asked me what the dinner i was pairing my with was, I had to discretely read 1/2
LasagnaDellRey
the box of my lean cuisine and describe it to him.
LasagnaDellRey
pairing my wine with*
NeverGetsTheNuke
He reminds me of Ted.
carnivalcocker
This dog has higher quality photos of it than I do.
sydneythejackal
This dog dresses better than I do.
Finaldev
Lol
ciriausly
This dog looks better in pictures than I do
TheFinalDoctor
This dog smells better than I do.
jeanpaulDM
This dog has better hair than I do
talKINGgirAffe
This dog smiles better than I do
ltsDizzyD
This dog has a better life than me
sonic745
The dog looks happier than I do.
NikWyld
This dog is just better than me in every possible way
CloudberryMoose
This dog has a more beautiful smile than I do.
link117318
This dog has a better friend than me
ltsDizzyD
You got a friend in me
ltsDizzyD
No randy Newman/toy Story reference? Losers
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Have you seen him eaten yet? He can only watch OP eat, he's starving remember.
Wereheretomakeyusmile
Dies of diabetes
slynnchef
That dog dresses better than I do.
vedras
Who said he gets to eat these? maybe he just gets to pose with the food
ripvanwrinkle
We feed, clothe, and shelter dogs better than we do people nowadays. It's nonsense.
justthoughtyousholdknow
I love it. I can't wait to get a dog and go to a doggy/human spa with it. and go to places like these.
Bobloblaw8
Statistically though I've liked a higher percentage of dogs I've met than people. Dogs are better than people.
chewybrian
If you have a dog, not nonsense. People (usually) can do for themselves. My dog needs and appreciates the help. She's loyal with no b.s.
Andilee
I have a homeless camp near my place. I offer food to them daily they just want money for drugs. They've stolen from my complex, and me 1/2
Andilee
Personally a total of $1500.00. I like to help the homeless, but a dog isn't stealing my stuff and demanding drugs! So, I donate to them!
whywontallthesestupendouslylongnameseverendijustdontunderstand
i mean i prefer them over people, people can be such bastards
parksAndRings
We kill dogs when a shelter gets crowded, but we don't kill people.
doublekross
No, we just let people starve and die of exposure in the winter because there aren't enough shelters.
AndyLoc
Yeah but do you see how fuckin cute that lil doggo is?
jackbinimbul
Same thing happens to dogs.
Andilee
I offer food, and he local homeless camp near me yells at me.They want money for drugs. We've even offered work for pay.So, I donate to pets
MeganMeow
Those dang dogs should get a job!
Andilee
They don't want to work, they don't want food, and they steal from our complex. I help the pet rescue instead here. Sucks but I've tried!
SardonicGrin
BS. Where I live, there is close to one shelter spot per homeless person. Guess what? Many will not take advantage of it.
doublekross
You realize that not every city is like that, right?
brrAainss
I'm pretty sure that's the entire point to this post... "Even my rescue dog is better than you."-OP probably http://i.imgur.com/vX25
DagashiDreams
I love when top comment is my first thought.
Chocolatecookiecat
This dog looks better than I do
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Also more photogenic than me
Andilee
That dog poops better then I do! (Maybe too well!)
orDNary
At no point in its life has that dog been homeless
bread1
exactly it is not homeless. What, he feeds and groom them and then returns them back to the streets?
stickmanprime
Lost animals can't get cleaned up after being rescued?
Benruryefri
It isn't just cleaned, but styled and groomed and looks like its never been without anything
Gatoechado
all of our cats were rescued from the streets and now they all are fatty spoiled divas with shiny hair
stickmanprime
There is no timeline provided. This could be a year after rescue for all we know.
ChainsawHandsJoe
Here's a shocker for you: animals and people put on weight when they eat consistently. A professional grooming is about $60.
ze391
Because no dog ever returns to good health after being adopted
ValoSaurusRex
You cant tell by looking at my dachshund now that she was in poor shape when we got her. She had patches of missing fur and her ribs were-
ValoSaurusRex
All showing. The fur on her ears and back grew in and you cant see ribs now. Only the fur is still thin on her tail and there is a large-
ValoSaurusRex
Notch missing from her ear. That is all. She acts normal and happy and loving. Some scars are more internal
zero3338
Agree. Why lie, would have gotten just as many points saying "cute dog visits pet friendly restaurants"
LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama
I agree, pretty sure that's a white Morkie (Maltese-Yorkie) it's a designer breed worth a few thousand. They don't get abandoned.
LaughingCowWearingAMumu
I mean, I don't know this particular guy's story, but in general, you might be surprised who gets abandoned. /shrug.
dainnie
Not always true. I just adopted a 5 month old pomeranian puppy that was left at the shelter because he was sick with parvovirus
pot8oooooooo
I'm like fairly certain my dog is a shih tzu / Lhasa / poodle mix. He was abandoned. People are shitty
MuffinTheDog
Very expensive pups get abandoned, because at some point the owner gets bored or the pup doesn't grow up in the 'expected' way.
ChainsawHandsJoe
Or they don't train him well enough and get pissed when the dog won't do what they say.
ChainsawHandsJoe
Adopted a six year old purebred Bichon from the Humane Society that had been through multiple homes. Retract your statement.
LlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlamaLlama
Of course you did, congratulations! You are the standard.
GreenLanternMD
You never know in California.
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GreenLanternMD
People there have a lot of strange ideas. When a poor person dumps a dog it's cruelty, to a nutty Californian it's "setting him free".
shankycat
As a groomer in LA and previously a kennel tech I've worked with plenty of expensive rescue dogs.
shankycat
who would downvote this?
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
My dog would have that food eaten before the waiter puts it on the table
Rockageddon
When you live a life of such excess, the next meal means as little to you as the last. They're so like us. Or are we like them :O?
borgmaster
My last dog wouldnt have waited for the waiter. There is a perfectly good kitchen waiting to be raided of food and drink
acertainjenesaisquoi
Kitchen? Well someone's got a dog with fancy taste. I'm sure there's a perfectly good toilet in the establishment.
borgmaster
The toilet does not taste of sausage and bacon from breakfast.
attraversi
Do you have a Labrador?
kudichan
That was my first thought.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
How did you guess? Hahaha
attraversi
Lucky guess haha
ZebraStripedRose
Cuz they are like living garbage disposals
transientgirl
Just any dog really
DaveyJones69
In my experience labs are particularly greedy... Mine would 100% eat themselves to death if they could.