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May 7, 2016 7:13 PM
Gobobo
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MisterWiggler37
Don't mind me OP. I'm just watching the points go up and down, up and down.
turtlepudding
Now you've got me doing it, and you're right, it really does fluctuate
Rips4w
You saved so many of these types of images. I take it youre single and it is solely because of women and has nothing to do with you
Anabur
I don't know what you're referring to. This post was innocuous to me. It was only upsetting to people who wanted to be upset.
Rips4w
Are you pretending there's not an obvious theme?
Anabur
I'm saying that both genders have teased each other about the exact same things for decades. Recently, it's become "sexism" and "hate."
Rips4w
I understand, but a fair number of these memes are more than teasing in attitude and such a huuuge number lends to certain assumptions.
HipsterDentist
Who hurt you?
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
His virginity.
TopKekTatsumi
These jokes feel outdated somehow
KawaiiTwat
Wow men really think most women are like this? if someone made a post about men like this one it would get downvoted to hell
DarthFutuza
No, but stereotypes taken to extremes can be humorous because of their outlandishness.
Xen300
No one is interested in your petty frustrations, sunshine.
captainjackspearow
The whole underwear vs bathing suit thing though.. Women are fine with being seen out in a suit because they're choosing to be seen... (1/2)
DrSC
Also underwear isn't as thick as swimwear it can be slighly see-through. Plus if you're going to be in a bikini you'll shave, moisturise etc
DrSC
Then a bikini you know will be seen & will buy a nice-looking one. Your knickers may be your period/launrdry day ones and ill-fitting.
captainjackspearow
I don't know about you guys but I enjoy not being seen while I'm putting clothes on unless it's my SO (2/2)
mybrothersmario
To put this in perspective, you're fine with walking around in shorts, but don't want people to see you in your underwear.
DiarrheaTouchdown
I don't really care either way since it's pretty much the same thing. I'm also not shy about being naked, so maybe I'm not the best to ask.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
*tips fedora* m'sogynist.
Caryatids
Being super annoyed by the opposite sex helped me realize I was queer, which helped me get over it. Maybe you too have some thinking to do?
CherryEmpress
What does that mean for us bisexuals, I wonder.
graehall
We get to sit on the sidelines of this men v. women guff & be disappointed that much of applies to both but neither can readily see that. :P
CherryEmpress
Pretty much, yeah. As far as I'm concerned, men and women are exactly as complex and irritating, yet great in their ways.
graehall
Agreed. It's just infuriating watching the crappy communication and equally applicable cliches fly.
CherryEmpress
For sure.
cunttliflower
This post says more about OP than it does about the women it's generalizing
minnow1776
amglasgow
Guys be like "Women are so complicated, I can't understand them at all" and use that as an excuse to ignore needs and feelings of women.
CommanderCaribou
they can be. ust like Men can be. I tink its an everyones a looser sort of deal
Snarkoleptic
Well someone just got dumped and fell into a well of sexist bitterness last night
BenJScar
Do you honestly have that much trouble turning a woman on, OP? I think that has to be "user error"
ImTheOneThatToldYouToNeverLetThisDie
But that would require communication or exploring her body and those are icky! kappa
MathiasTolerain
Judging by the quality of humor exhibited in this post you're all going to love this one. *Ahem* "What is it about airline food?"
mc2thep
And why do they call it "homework"? You're not working on your home.
graehall
And why do you park in a driveway, and DRIVE in a parkway? What is the deal?!
ItsAllZeroesAndOnes
Why put real lemons in dish detergent, but artificial lemons in lemonade? Why is "old man" mean father, but "old lady" means wife? Why? Why?
Dongblaster9000
Huldra
I haaateee the term friendzone.
starrydance
Agreed. Sorry my friendship is something unworthy. Even if a girl is crystal clear (Married = friends only), still get bashed with this.
retsaoter
Friends drive themselves, buy their own tickets/beer/food, and actively wingman. Zoners need a lift, sponge the tab and cockblock
starrydance
Friendship goes both ways! Moochers are moochers. Honestly girls do take advantage, and thats not fair either.
MyPieBringsAllTheDeansToTheYard
Isn't it just friendship? I'm a girl and there's this guy I like but he doesn't see me as more than a friend, I feel friendzoned but eh
MyPieBringsAllTheDeansToTheYard
At least I have a great friend.
graehall
When I find out someone I'm in to doesn't reciprocate my feelings, it changes how I feel. Why would I want someone who doesn't want me? :P
IWasInThePool
Why?
Primaltiguere
It doesn't exist.
evfan91
implies that it's not worth hanging out with women unless you get to do it, like her companionship,interests and ideas aren't worth anything
IWasInThePool
It's not always about sex. Anyone, male or female, can develop romantic feelings for a person who does not reciprocate those feelings.
SirGigglyBits
If I get along enough with a girl to be her friend, I probably also want to date her.
evfan91
Yeah that's cool, the problem comes along when some guys ask them out and then don't want to continue being friends if the girl declines~
SirGigglyBits
What's wrong with that? The two people obviously want two different things from each other, so it's not really going to work out.
evfan91
or some guys who just pretend to be friends with them until they get the moment to ask them out. Like dude that's cold.
matissse
Had this been a post about "male logic" imgur would have fucking crucified OP
frejathorshammer
sorry you're lonely, @op.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
wanna upvote this bc it sounds sincere, which is new on imgur. also wanna downvote it bc it sounds sincere and emotions are icky. conflicted
DarthFutuza
Upvote it and then refuse to acknowledge your own emotional needs for 3 weeks?
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Three weeks??? I'm going on fifteen YEARS YOU FILTHY CASUAL
Gobobo
Thanks @frejathorshammer, but the only pictures I sort of agree with are the bathroom ones as I have mild OCD. Shits & giggles for the rest.
booksncleverness
How I imagine OP:
evfan91
omg is your username a reference to Hermione?
booksncleverness
Tis! :)
evfan91
Awesome :D
booksncleverness
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ayru6Rri--/19et3byz34uqogif.gif
FlappyBojangles
This post gave me a phedora
trout007
These are all the signs of women to avoid.
redheadmoanday
And OP's view on women shows he should be avoided
Fngary
If you avoid these signs they are no longer woman. Could be sheep
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I avoid women in general.
SerialKitten666
Men should avoid all women who wear make up, style their hair and...fall asleep while watching tv?
trout007
The fact that that is how you understood it makes you one of those women.
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
The fact that you took that simple comment as an opportunity to degrade someone, makes you one of -those- guys.
dekket
Amen to that
ISmellManFlesh
HahAhahHAHA go make me a sandwich women are sO difficult AhhaHAH GENERALIZATIONS ARE SO FUNNY AND ACCURATE
KungFugazi
You can tell some of these posts are made by neckbeards because they use the word "female" when referring to women
Anabur
Well..."girl" sounds insulting to women, and girls don't call themselves women.
mylifeforhire
As a woman, I would prefer to be called a girl, a lady, a woman, or 'that bitch' over having the word 'female' replace any of those. 1/2
mylifeforhire
"You're an amazing girl/woman/lady" sounds 100% less insulting than "You're an amazing female". Female feels impersonal.
Anabur
Ok, I'll remember that. I just assumed "girl" sounded like a guy was talking down to anyone over 21.
AgainstMethod
Do you take your coffee black to match all of that bitterness?
Btodf
And a little NaCl
stevenwonder
extra grounds
KlutzyZ
Bottled Seawater, cause its just Salty enough.
osamaleecious
Black. Like my heart.
jackskelington
Yes
FwdReRe
These kinds of posts are like garden gnomes: Fun seeing them once in a while when not taken seriously. Unsettling when seeing them often.
evfan91
That is such a cool analogy and it fits so well.
Varroth
Imgur likes to whine about reposts. This kind of post is a safe bet, gets a lot of attention. I'd bet 9/10 posters of this don't think this.
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
Haha! It's funny cause of sweeping generalizations!!
BecaauseImBatman
Haha, some women like straight hair others like curly hair, the hypocrites! Like come on make up your mind gender!
JonRedcorn862
Yeah.... only seen this comment about a thousand times.
NorfolkBoy
Yes, yes exactly, this also why most every joke is funny.
ManOfIce
Don't know why you're getting down voted, it's kind of true.
NorfolkBoy
People like to talk about how Imgur is full of MRA's or Feminist downvote bridgades, when in reality, we have both. The proud nail gets hit
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
This eyebrow thing is my biggest peeve. People tweeze them for shape. Fill in to have a cleaner, more precise look. Do research on makeup.
pairofd
Way too much effort
rainbowcoloredpoop
Redness = same. They cover it up to make sure they can control the redness without looking splotchy. I don't even use makeup, still know it.
LavaAxe
People bitching about these things couldn't draw a stick man to save their lives. They understand nothing about layering etc.
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
I tweeze to keep my wild arches tame, and I fill to hide that really annoying bald spot/scar on my right brow.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
I also shape my brows and fill them in when I do a full face because dark eyeliner and light eyebrows looks funny
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
For real! I love my dark eye-makup...light brown/grey brows just stick out like a sore thumb.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
I'm fair and my brows have colour, but as soon as that hard eye makeup comes out, they're washed out!
GrandHofTarkin
My mom draws her eyebrows on because... chemo.
tangledreece
I hope your mom kicks cancer's ass
BigMaup
Oh.... Oh my. I'm sorry
Varroth
Some shave them off entirely though. Which was the point of that one no?
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
If you do big makeup or drag type makeup it makes it easier to have the shape and colour you want
Flexiblewarmth
Warpaint
SleepyWalrus
also, some people just don't have full enough eyebrows and feel insecure about it. Saw a documentary about a person born without em at all
drosophilamelanogaster
You watched an entire documentary, about a person without eyebrows...?
SleepyWalrus
well it wasnt just about her, it was about people with odd physical problems and how they tackled em, if i remember correctly.
NobleAdvances
Yeah I would do that research, but I'm paralyzed with not caring at all....
daddybison
U can't make me!!
Shleemypants
As a guy I firmly believe girls wear make up to impress other girls, I cant tell if you're wearing make up nor do I care
Xsiah
It's a bit of both. Hiding imperfections makes you look better in front of the competition so that you'll be noticed by the target 1/2
Flexiblewarmth
Guys make a big deal out of the gap between make-up "on" and "off". Excessive reliance on "painting the head" gets old quickly.
Flexiblewarmth
"Have you seen her without her make-up?". "Can you believe how long he waits for her to get her head ready?" Have heard these many times
Xsiah
there is a line to be drawn between looking presentable and being a nuisance because of vanity or insecurity
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
Usually an individual wears it for themselves (and men wear makeup too, it's just not as accepted yet!)
Xsiah
Yep. I love to clog my pores with goo for myself. Sometimes I just sit alone in the woods and do me up some smoky eye.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
My makeup doesn't clog my pores, and people present themselves to the world how they feel most confident. So yeah, smokey eye.
Xsiah
You feel confident when you elicit the response you desire. They key words are "present to the world." So it's not "for yourself" per se
misseskitties
I really hope you're blind because if you think my eyelids are naturally purple then there's something wrong.
Xsiah
If you can't tell, it just means that she's not wearing a lot of makeup. The ones that aren't wearing it probably fall beneath the radar.
vauhtihirmu
No no, if there's a behavior I don't understand the best course of action is to assume the person doing it is stupid.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Lets be honest. Its pretty stupid
LavaAxe
Let's be honest, you're stupid.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
I get shaping them, but no guy is going to say "You seen her eyebrows? Im not fucking her cause of those." Natural > fucking it up so badly
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
That you have to draw them back on. Those drawn on ones look infinity worse than thick, bushy, or unibrow.
SteveCraft
1) Guy hair cuts are like shearing a sheep. It gets the length off and doesn't have to be sculpted, while Girl haircuts are almost surgical.
SteveCraft
2) Bikini vs Underwear is intention. In bikinis they want to be seen. They don't commonly want to be seen in their underwear.
ManOfIce
Lol you're dumb if you think all guys just lop off their hair and don't care, while women take cair of their beautifully sculpted hair. Pls.
SteveCraft
I realize I'm risking hypocrisy by generalizing, but in my experience guy haircuts are to reduce length and girl haircuts can be for style.
waldosbabe
Now do one about guy logic
ashleypomeroy
It would be very short.
Varroth
Which means..It's a good thing? A bad thing? I'm confused.
DarthFutuza
Guys come on, tis funny joke - see Ivan, mens are of having small logic and puny brains.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
nooo it wouldn't love. not it wouldn't.
DarthFutuza
You guys should kiss already.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
make.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
me.
cocodonut
I recently started a 10 step skincare thing and I now understand why ladies have billions of bottles everywhere. My face looks fresh AF tho
Mylastusernameoffendedpeoplefeelingsmatter
there is a reason men age more gracefully. we don't put tons of chemicals on our faces for years of our lives...
tarataqa
Ain't nobody got time for 10 steps. I gotta get to work.
CherryEmpress
I'm a woman, I wash my face my make-up off with hand soap. Usually the following morning.
maniacalmustacherides
My mother is an esthetician and would be screaming if she knew. And she doesn't even know you.
CherryEmpress
I know. I'm ashamed but also extremely lazy.
maniacalmustacherides
Drunk me's favorite thing is skin care. Rest of the time I have to remember but it's sooo worth it
megapow
I'm not gonna tell you how to love (yes I am I'm a jerk) but save your skin 10 years down the road by removing make up at the end of (1/2)
megapow
the day and wash your face using something gentle or just plain warm water. That's it. That's all. Hand soap will eventually dry you out.
CherryEmpress
I know, I'm playing with fire. But it's so convenient! And to be fair I recently quit smoking, so I've done my skin that favour at least.
megapow
Also, love = live, why can't I edit on mobile dammit!