Phone is Full Dumparino

Jun 24, 2021 11:45 AM

iamthelor

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No warning.. just stops, you all get up,.walk out, no eye contact

Hack #2 watch Bluey for more ideas!

Now my son likes spicey food :(

All about gender equality here

Is this a baby though?

Work together to a common goal!

Klmept inspired Adams family... Ahh true love

Didn't mean to include a selfie!!! Lolz

Not everyday, but some

Crossover that I want the mosy

I had a slight fever the other night... All cleared up now, got more cowbell ;)

I think I'm overthinking... What do you think?

Often before 10am

It was 3am.wake up this morning. Forgot to pack the kids lunches!

My Mediocre efforts in life

Pft, 9.8 seconds, this ain't some kind of marathon!

Ban coffee? We'll ban THEM!

Sent to wife... She was not amused

This is my sneaky trick ;)

Picture him ringing that bell!

Is that a curry stain... Why yes, yes it is *i slide closer*

I don't know how my boss turned into a comic, but hey!

Again, how is my boss here?

Damnit, boss again!!!

Terrible at time.management
...

Yep, terrible...

REALLY terrible

I have coffee and underground carpark car naps as my side hustles!

I've met enough of them...

Sad but true

Prepare for apologizing

Always

Hahaha this flow chart is broken, there's no arrows pointing to "don't worry" in my version

My bad hearing, I need the green part to be more of the pie.... Mmmmmm. Pie

Don't have ADHD, that I know of.

Really true... But look at that green pie!

It's called speed Reading....look it up... Then reread it, because you skipped passed the important parts

Daily life struggles here

My MiL has a new GS puppy... So many jokes, so often

Not my boobs... Or moobs.more accurately

It's free!

I am a master at not letting it show

My evenings, I will avenge my lack of freeeddooooom!

Honka honka!

Hehehehe

He really wouldn't approve, a Morningstar is NOT a safe weapon!

Fiji... Down the road... You know, full of adventure!

Waaaayyyy later!

Where did I put that monocle, argh!

THE PLAN!

#9 ✅ I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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#3 spicy cheese cake sounds good af tbh

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#37 You're definitely not alone!

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Yes, although I usually have to reread because I was thinking of something or listening to something else while also reading.

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#36 ADHD is not reading any of the text but noticing the green circle isn't a perfect circle. Yet not being bothered by it

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#6 is also a good way to weasel out of something you don’t want to do without having to say no right away

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In 2035 coffee is served exclusively via firehose

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If im checking with my wife it probably really means I’m looking for an excuse to get out of doing whatever it is you want

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Excellent dump. Saved many from oblivion by stealing them. ⬆️

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That's exactley why I needed.to.dump, too many saved!!!

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#6 I say I'll check with my SO because it could give me a reason to not do the thing.

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#7 Ah yes the famous painter Klmept and his work of art Hte Sski

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This painting is "teh kssi"

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#6 it's not asking permission it's letting your partner know any good couple should do this

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I'm guessing like me an almost totally straight man. But if I wasn't, I'd probably be into you.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha, yes

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#2 oh no, then you'll have a large pile of art to clean out once your parents die. Take pictures and throw that shit away.

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#1 most people would press it, but there's always someone that wouldn't. I have coworkers that love to hear themselves talk it seems.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's way easier to have meetings than do actual work.

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Nothing makes me madder than getting to the end of a 2 hour meeting, hearing "Any questions?", and some prick actually asks a question.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're supposed to ask "any questions" before you begin. Seriously. It lets you immediately get to the point of the meeting.

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"Let me run that by my wife" for me = I dont want to participate and I'm going to use my partner as an excuse to seem like I wanted to

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That's true in some cases

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#2 My brother uses his kids art work to start hot dog roasting fires. His kid loves it.

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I love Bluey. My favorite episode to watch with my daughter at bedtime after reading is Bedtime https://youtu.be/hfkyGAQyNvg

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Idk what's wrong with my brain but it took a solid 2 mins to read and reread your comment. +1 cuz bluey

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a fun idea! Send people half-burnt photos of themselves and thank them for helping get the fire started

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Billy Joel disapproves.

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#1 You enter the room, start the meeting, sit down, and press the button, everyone hears a chime and suddenly the meeting ends

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And one person gets thrown out the airlock.

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Hahaha!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I speed read the one about speed reading and had to go back to re-read it

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#26 why doesn't anyone cut out the food part?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone would have to make a new comic for that, or at least an edit, instead of reposting the same one each time.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is very true... And that would take up valuable gaming time

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I object to this! "Piles" is simply another word for chronologically sorted item storage!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have no way of proving it but I made this meme and it gives me great joy to see it being circulated around the internet

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Sometimes it be that way. For some of my memes I put a watermark, but others I figured sucked so I didn't. Guess which were more popular...

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This dump was a wild ride of work hate, BDSM, dick jokes and hunchback ass +1

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That ass tho

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But that's not what speed reading is

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"speed" - quick, "read" - to glance at words and not fully comprehend. That's right, isn't it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speed reading is a technique that involves scanning key words in order to read and comprehend very quickly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean I've been doing it wrong all these years, and skimming words with no understanding isn't right? Damnit!

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#9 isn’t just dads

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#39 "No mercy, my children!"

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#36 damn this one was a direct attack

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#6 is fine. What bothers me is when people then come back and say "My wife says I can't", laying the blame on her as if she's their mother

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See now I don't say that... It's a mutual respect thing, not a permission thing

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#6

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Oh I just find this a useful bargaining tactic. If the salesman tries to get me to go ahead without her input then I have an easy win. Oh

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And to be clear I’m not married

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When I can’t find something and my wife does she calls that “Man Glancing”

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I call it wifey super powers... makes her feel good and finds things I missed... win/win. That or we’re both blind as hell...

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Does the science side of imgur have an explanation for this?

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My hypothesis is you have an expectation of where it would be so you check those places and don't see it. The next person doesn't do that.

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My husband is sooo bad about this lol and it's always RIGHT in front of him ?

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When I was young, I was yelled at by a coworker who said "YOU'RE LOOKING WITH MAN EYES!" Stuck with me till this day.

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A few years back, I was walking through my mom's kitchen. The pantry door was open, and my dad was standing there,staring into the pantry, >

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and my mom was pointing and yelling, "It's RIGHT THERE!" I asked "What are you looking for?" My mom said, "He's looking for the oatmeal." >

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I looked and saw the oatmeal container on the middle of a shelf, IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE SHELF, and said, "It's right there ->

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in front." My dad, getting more and more frustrated, said, "WHERE?" and finally my mom reached in front of it, grabbed it and handed it to >

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him.

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#6 Fucking this. I'm not asking the dude for permission. I'm asking if we already have something else planned that I might have forgotten.

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

100% - we have a shared calendar we use, but we still miss things, so we double check and make sure it works for all of us.

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I just use it to shift blame. "Sir, would you want to buy this scammy product sir?" Sorry, godda check with my wife, she's not here.

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That's my brother with his wife. They make plans, he forgets them.

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Not even that, it's a way to escape without just saying no.

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yup

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My husband used to use me as an excuse. I finally told him to just say no. Don't make me the bad guy. LOL

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Oh god, this. I check with my partner so we can brainstorm excuses not to go!

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Your partner sounds like a loser.

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Hi honey!!

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Pssht. I don't know you! We are random internet strangers!!!!

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I had a gf who would actually make up new plans when I asked and acted like I'd forgotten. Then she'd cry and act like I hated her. Noooope

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Gave her the benefit of the doubt until it got sus, then started keeping notes to make sure and yuuuup she just acted like I forgot things>

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You sure know how to pick 'em o.0

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