HerbSewell
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I'm so proud of him!
May 25, 2018 2:33 PM
HerbSewell
199829
5017
184
I'm so proud of him!
skillerious
PoetDesmond
You know what your grandpa would be doing if he were alive today? Clawing at the lid of his coffin.
Magicflutefreddie
Sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock episode.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
I bet he's a prettycold turkey by now.
Discomeatpies
I gave up breathing for two weeks, once. I couldn't have done it without gum.
Peachos
ToasterDent
I hear the euro-dance music in my head as I watch that - "boots and pants and boots and pants" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKsZpauhALQ
keeeenny
Oof. I don’t even know
FunnyPlatypus
That’s a tough monkey to get off his back. Good for him! I’m still addicted. I even breathe when I’m asleep!
CuteThings
Ohhh I get it now lmao
Painalschmainal
My grandfather had an aneurysm in his back. Should have died right away but fought until March, 72. I'll miss him. I did laugh at this tho
iratepirate
take him out for a celebratory outing!
iratepirate
if people ask, just say he is arthritic
putzcommander
shufflindrudders3
An achievable goal for all of us...
pensivebeaver128
Idk man, when I try to quit I'm always back within seconds. Maybe I'm doing something wrong...
proracing53
MajorPubes
Sorry, but
kilonevada
DetectivePineapple
oneburntwitch
This might just be the darkest Success Kid I've ever seen. Seeing it compelled me to sign in and post this.
besn
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
CabooseKbuse
realpeoplenotactors
One day at a time...you’re never completely over addiction to air
alsoAzrael
You're exaggerating. If air is really so "addictive," then why do 100% of users eventually quit?
slinkhi
have you seen what it does to iron?
druck727
He's so brave
jadanks
Now he is addicted to sleeping
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
fucking dark
TVstaticlegs
Ctiyboy
good to hear a success story, My nan quit air on Monday.
somethingisup
fucking brutal... I love it
bannyd
this is dark... probably not as dark as his grave, but definitely inching up to it
digitalutopia
@OP are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?
Bluetoothray
Almost puahing up to the daisies
EhIsForCanehdians
Inching down, I'd say
ambigiousmeh
beat me to it :D
Bluetoothray
Almost passing up to the daisies
HerbSewell
His grave isn't that dark. He is buried so shallow that on hot days the neighborhood kids refuse to play in our back yard...cuz the smell.
krevtrocity
Yer humor is so dark it picks cotton
Tinebra
orbitn
I'm... thinking i want to be like 5 miles away from you at all times. but this is great.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Chpgmr
Yea, they don't make sandboxes very deep
alvinthatsme
GodOfRustling
CloseupCaptionReaction
PacomeDeCardognac
I'd never seen that, but this is good.
BeesKneesJohanson
Rikkom
What’s this from?
Ultrastew42
I would like to know as well
mrpleasant97
Halo legends
mrpleasant97
Halo legends
Rikkom
Thank you
myr14d
The neighborhood kids are not a little bit your grandpa.
insanitywolfismysaneside
You. I like you.
Pugbear
braindotexehasfailed
But...
nekoThief
Basically the plot of the syfy series Van Helsing
nekoThief
But vampires instead of zombies
lethaldoobie
lmao thats dumb. glad i gave up on it 15 mins int first episode
ThisIsLiterallySatan
almostspartakus
What if: the air is toxic and kills us slowly, in average 80 years? Think about it man?!
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Oxygen is toxic. Put a person on 100% O2 for very long and it fucks up the alveoli.
MechaNinja
It doesn't poison us, it sets us on fire veeeeeeeeeeery slooooooooooooowly.
ReiiamaKotsu
Oxygen is a poison the same way gasoline is poison to an engine. It'll wear out all the parts eventually, but we need it to move.
n0th1n
This isn't a what if. It does damage us, but we need it. We have processes to deal with the damage, but over time it can wear down.
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
That's the cool thing about this, it's actually true
ChubbyNipple
rookie23
You should hear about this aych too oh, dangerous stuff
OmniversalRaziel
Thesovieticrussianwomblebagder
Oxygen is kind of a poison, it kills cells.
PornhubsFirstTree
Sprint must use a lot of oxygen in my area.
khaosaugur
It kind of does. You know all those antioxidants that are good for you? They undo damage done by oxygen you need to live. So yeah...
Fred18295
Life, a sexually transmitted terminal disease
NachoPete
That is why we need antioxidants!
QueenOfCabinFever
Electrolytes!
AuntSharron
Nah, those just prevent rust build-up on your bones.
litterallysatan
We are only supposed to live three seconds but breathing resets the clock?
brahmstalker
They are called free radicals and yes they age you
Akt118
In a Juice Plus sales pitch they actually said that oxygen intake aka “oxidation” is your insides rusting. (1/2)
Akt118
So the “antioxidants” in their product were life preserving. (2/2)
TheTimeless
It's a shame that even a few minutes of exposure gets us addicted and that the withdrawal can kill us if we stop.