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Cats: nature's glitchiest creation
25k upvote album edit: POST ALL THE CATS!
Looking over all the hilarious content you guys posted I've decided to keep adding to this submission. If you have a glitchy cat that's not here feel free to post a comment with @OP so I can see it.
Since this is now a collaborative effort, don't forget to share some love with the contributors:
@djstingray - http://imgur.com/a/VUp3H
@DarkUranium - http://imgur.com/gallery/OJTwZuc
@TheGingerBeardedBiologist - http://imgur.com/gallery/iwUQQ
Also a shoutout to these fine people for suggesting other content:
@crizzz
@Siwieweah
@woolycats
@Dearslay
@GoGoGadgetGiveAFuck
meirl
Please upvote, comment and I will return
C@ may cause power outage
cats doing something
Look at me I am human
Cats vs. Window
meow irl
You know, I think it cannot be more fun than playing with your own feet
Cat vs. Laser
Looking for #FF00DD But found Th-red.
MRW Im drunk but all i could find was coconut milk
me irl
goto exit
MRW I moved from a itsy-bitsy village to a big city.
Cats: nature's glitchiest creation
me irl
Cat.
me IRL
How C@ works, step by step
MRW i find out i was sitting in the ladies section of the metro.
When I walk by a store mirror and see a zit I haven't popped
Cat vs. Cheese Slice
me irl
Pizza Cat
Cat tax!
Purkkaleiri
Cats definitely need to be patched. There's so many glitches.
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Such majestic beasts.
forksnknivess
surebet
<3
JasonThorn
#31: "I AM IN MY OWN PERSONAL HELL!!"
LazyLexiconographer
Whats sad is that they actual do have genetic diseases that cause many motor control issues in some cats.
tendthekine
It's not a glitch it's a feature.
wordswillendure
It's a matter of puuuurtitioning.
ridetheshoopuf
Believe it or not, it is true. Cats have evolved to be cute in human perception. That is the secret to their success.
tendthekine
yes, but not such much evolved as selectively bred. Not sure how well Lil Bub or Grumpy Cat would fare in nature. :)
ridetheshoopuf
The point of evolution is not faring in nature. Tard and Bub are surviving much easier than the healthy cats in nature.
dougpeck
blackeyesunrise
Pizza cat is half of imgurs spirit animal
girlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
The cat sliding off the desk...."gentleman it's been a privilege playing with you this evening" *nearer my God to thee*
doctormockingbird
what is up with all the deli meat here? people buy extra to throw on their cat's heads?
Dickopter
Ok, you got me laughing!
surebet
:D
jetflight
So... cats are the Fallout series of the animal world? Totally awesome, but glitchy?
xXGemDragonXx
XD
geauxgeauxgirl
I really wanna put some cheese on my cat's face now.
cinsoniTe
That's what I expected you all to do. You don't deserve to have a cat if you use them as a dancing clown. You little piece of shit.
berkshire27
Is that what they're calling it these days?
surebet
It's either going to be a tasty bonding experience between the two of you or you'll find cat piss everywhere for a week. Either way...
kchin154
Do it for the vine
austinyc
I didn't know that Cat-Cheesing was a thing, until now.
AlexImguram
More and more I think that maybe my cat was the only one ever bright enough to just shake her head if food was dropped on her face..
ridetheshoopuf
Unlike dogs, cat's vary heavily. They have personal traits. All these cat stereotypes are jokes by cat lovers that non-cat-owners believe.
phasmafelis
You should interact with more dogs. They also vary heavily.
ridetheshoopuf
They obviously do. I have lived with both though. Compared to cats, dogs don't really have much personality. They are far more predictable.
OnlyHereForTheCats
I want a cat so i can put cheese on its face
TheRicM
Don't; all these cheese face gifs give me the impression that their owners are assholes. Not sure why
KeeleonOhms
It's cause they don't just place it, they all throw it.
TheRicM
True, true
frozensucks
I really wanna put some cheese on my face now.
Ificknlovethisshit
I plan to as soon as I'm done with work today. Should be the highlight of my weekend.
TupacProbablyIsDead
"Cheese"
arabiangrapes
It's fon to due
TupacProbablyIsDead
This is no place to joke about cat rape
Pepperdragon
Please support your cats bum when scruffing him/her. Sure momma cats pick up their kits like this, but kits aren't 4-8 kgs.
chromaticlotus
Thank you for assisting the masses with this info. +1 for more exposure.
ILoveGingerbread
If cats were a version of windows they'd be windows ME...
cfgtech
They would be Windows MEow
ILoveGingerbread
Windows MEOW ..
Trolleeeey
http://imgur.com/leZoQDc that's a lot of cat OP
BrobaFett501
I saw a girls side boob on it.. nice
TupacProbablyIsDead
I loved this from start to finish!
Sarah6race
Made sense after I scrolled up.
Trolleeeey
(open in new tab)
MrMistoffelees
As a mobile user, totally worth it to see every one
patspsychedelia
How is this only at 12 points. Holy fucj
Amythyst
Because opening in a new tab is too much work.
rath
This post will get a catastrophic amount of up votes.
GeorgeHales
I see what you did there
rath
Why thank you for noticing.
Sheepyhead
This is the kind of quality content I go to this site for
surebet
<3
VernonLamb
#10 Hurr durr durr, what's for dinner, honey?
onetrekmind
Remember the bear that walked around on it's hind legs like hur durr im a hooman?
EianBrown
I am having a really bad day, this post helped a lot. Thanks, OP
Ueland
Who with common sense lifts an adult cat after the neck?!
cfgtech
It's not the neck it's the skin behind the neck that's how they work...
crazycatlesslady
Some of these make me super sad as the owners are deliberately stressing them out for entertainment... perhaps it's just me though.
visualvendetta
Cats live for this sort of stuff. Even two cats playing together is a massive exercise in deliberate annoyance. It's all about payback....
Redeyer
Agreed!
JSpens
Started out loving it then cringed. It's not play time to stress your pets.
Thatknifeguy
I only see two where the cats could potentially be stressed. The rest is fairly normal cat behavior even with cheese on face
dallasann
Thank you!! Exactly what I was thinking.
MiseryLoves1
Some of these people shouldn't have cats :(
PunchViolenceInTheFace
Millions of cats get euthanized every year, I didn't see anything here that was all that bad, have some perspective.
MiseryLoves1
Just because these cats aren't being euthanized doesn't mean they can be treated like shit.
ridetheshoopuf
This is far less stressful than what they face in nature. And a bit of playful time is actually good.
crazycatlesslady
But they're a domestic animal...
ridetheshoopuf
We are THE most domestic animals. But we'd rather have stress of modern life than live in a jungle. Life is so boring without any stress.
axiomatik
My cat deliberately stresses me out when he starts yowling at max volume at 3:00 in the morning. Seems fair.
LetsGoWVU
Seriously. My old cat thought it was awesome to go claws out at 2:00am.. Thank god his teeth had fallen out or I'd look like swiss cheese.
LadyJeunny
Mine sits on my face at 3 am....
PerturbedBadger
That is the time for them to sing the song of their people
ThousandEyesCEO
Spay your cat. That'd probably help
axiomatik
He was neutered before we adopted him 15 years ago. He has always been extremely vocal and even more so now that he is old.
ThePanda420
I use a spray bottle of water. Works like a charm
axiomatik
I do too. Unfortunately though, using a spray bottle means that I am already awake at that point and no longer sleeping soundly.
TheRicM
Not just you. Also, dat username relevancy
crazycatlesslady
Yeah I probably just jealous cos I'm still catless ha ha
TheRicM
Same here. I'm actually allergic but if I wasn't I'd definitely think about getting one
SuperfluousTurbulence
Stop throwing cheese on your cat !!!
cazzegiare
^ Found the cat
GuyWhoIsProbablyOnAcid
why. its not hurting them
rosely
No
bigwoodysc
Don't tell me what to do!
dogenuggets
They're actually telling you what not to do.
TheRicM
For real though
muffl0n
My day was shit. And now this. Thank you! :)
actuallyjustluke
I seriously thought that the ham slice was a flower sewn onto the pillow case.
Merelli
Oh man. That one cat.
DeadClawsJerome
You're funny.
pronacc
I, too, enjoyed that one cat.
CrippledCentipede
i think you mean the cat with the disease right???
dogenuggets
I was watching #20 for ages.
iwantkittydaycare
I like #54
Steelwasabi
salriella
It seems physics are never on their side.
wooooooooocatfish
#20
Sharaxxv
IKR. And the furry one, doing what cats don't supposed to do.
llivss
That one was my favorite. +1
rarac
Im actually worried about that litten on the green lid. Electrocuted or possessed?
ThePlantSoiledItself
I loved the one with the cat!
sheriwallace123
That cat with the gorgeous green eyes though. Are those real? They look too pretty to be real.
ActuallyAmTheD
The glowy ones? On that one black cat? Freakin gohgeous, nukka.
sheriwallace123
Nuka? One of the characters from Lion King 2?
ActuallyAmTheD
Nukka, an easier way for a non-black, like meself, to say the colloquialized version of the N-word. Other examples include: nikka, niogga.
sheriwallace123
That's...wow
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surebet
i know right?
waitwhut
The white one that walked all the way to the table.
Leptyx
I'm pretty sure it's reversed.
Merelli
Forget the people that don't get imgur that posted below. You got me. :)
dinosaursarebadass
I feel bad for the ones that are getting that shit thrown on their heads...then the people just leave it. How rude. :(
Cattrina
I think he means the paralyzing kitten on the car hood, that was fatally ill, that gif makes us all very sad
Myusernamewillnevereverberelevantever
Elaborate, please.
Automatvapen
The kitty with the neural disease died.
Cattrina
Yeah #14
Avelden
I believe he's referring to #14. Kitten has a genetic disorder iirc
pixe1adrift
That wasn't just an ankle weight?
desgax
I don't like that one I like that one other cat one instead.
kunilingas
I can relate
crizzz
forgot one.. http://imgur.com/tbxOKyc
surebet
Added!
sheriwallace123
I saw that! And I got really excited :) Thanks!
CaptSlowShow
Whoa, a cat gif I've never seen before! Have an upvote!
DarkUranium
Forgot two...
DarkUranium
... aaaaand three:
v
surebet
added!
acenn
This should have so many more points omfg
BlunderbussVigilante
That's not my fetish.
Amythyst
Buttercup told those kitties she wants to see her face shining in it by morning, didn't she?
Xantara
That cat has seen some serious shit.
therocksfannypack
That one cat has that look of "What has been seen cannot be unseen"
Splodgey
Its own reflection
DarkUranium
You can tell that from experience, I take it? *ducks*
sheriwallace123
I wish I could find the gif of the cat on 2 legs "hurr I'm a human derp" if that made any sense
crizzz
this one? http://imgur.com/of3dC8w
sheriwallace123
No, but that made me laugh, thanks!
crizzz
sheriwallace123
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6912906/cat-walks-on-hind-legs-like-a-creepy-little-human Sorry for potato quality and no captions 1/2
sheriwallace123
No but that's pretty similar. I think in the gif I'm thinking of the cat like walks toward the camera. But seriously you're awesome :)
MathIsMyReligion
why do cats stop working when something is put on their head?
NoSelfiesNoExceptions
Actual answer: The cats think they're under something and try to make themselves smaller to fit through.
delpharseven
It blocks The Signal.
ophirwaasdorp
I see Pratchett style commenting here +1
aerojovi83
That's.....the perfect answer.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
True!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
Ch4rl1e97
That was cool, thanks!
cleavergrill
You should see one get something stuck on it's foot.
ridetheshoopuf
It is segmentation fault. When the memory outside scope of the current application is accessed, OS interrupts the operation.
pelusita35
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
wordswillendure
It's a puuuurtitioning issue.
iDrinkDrano
It'll be fixed in SP1
SilentZed
Then broken again in SP2, but there will be a manual workaround by modifying your registry.
iDrinkDrano
We also slipped in another reg change that allows us to monitor it. This is strictly for QA, of course.
DarthFutuza
Well why is the cat trying to read memory that doesn't belong to it?
ridetheshoopuf
It relies on a pointer whose reference has been released already.
DarthFutuza
Damnit. Someone obviously wasn't using RAII properly. Let me guess, they freed up the laser pointer too early?
ridetheshoopuf
They opened up the C-style cheese struct and left it hanging in the air. It ended up in the application context of cat.exe
Commandelicious
Like putting a couldron on your head in skyrim
wintercoat
The cats are trying to move away from whatever's been put on their head. Since they can't get away from it, they freak out.
Nautas
Isn't the point of the back of the neck paralysis so that parent cats carry their kittens
FlatScreenNinja
My cats were born feral and found under a patio. They don't do that as their mum left them when they were very young
Nautas
Without them freaking out
PhiIIipJFry
It doesn't paralyse them it just reminds them of the touch of their mother and some cats have been trained to go limp
highteck9
I feel bad for the one at the vet. I know how hard those black clips clamp down. They are painful!
hiiamluciole
my exact thought.
Kudoskid
Cats' scruff is similar to our elbows. Takes a lot to actually hurt.
catmanuel
They actually made special vet ones now that are not as harsh, they're called Calming Clips. We rarely use them but, hey, it's an option!
DuckGrrl
The big ones aren't as tight. I clip the flesh on the back of my hand with those all the time
windmillwindmill
Was thinking the same thing
eldermidget
and to amuse ourselves
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Yeah it's a pretty common feature in animals for being grabbed by the scruff of the neck to do that
YourWeirdErection
Yeah, but you're really not supposed to do it to adult cats unless absolutely necessary.
DoWhalesPoop
It's illegal in Norway
Legendariel
That's a shame, it can be a very effective way to get a frightened cat under control (it's just unsafe to hang all their weight that way)
YourWeirdErection
A big issue is it can (supposedly) harm a cats ego if done to much, makes them think they are just being babied.
mellowdrama
So the Spock pinch is really all about cats?!
Jmeumeuxndund
Does this work the same way for dogs?
NikaNii
Grabbing the scruff of a dog's neck is more used as a scolding tactic I think.
SanAntonioToRiverdale187
True. At least for my dogs when the mother would get after the pup that's how she would carry it, just but it in the back of the neck.
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Yes early on but for the most part the skin doesnt stay loose like a cat so if you grab their scruffs it might hurt them kinda like a pinch
EddieValiantBettylongtimenosee
I have a 95lb bulldog. If I tried to grab her scruff or extra skin I would need more then 2 hands
BrokenCircuit
Daww photographic proof, please!
EddieValiantBettylongtimenosee
BrokenCircuit
Super cute :)
3rdDegreePancake
I don't think so. It definitely doesn't for mine
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
my puppy holds a little more still I guess but doesn't act "paralyzed". I think I would keep more still if someone held my neck skin too.
amdk
If you gently grab a handful of the loose skin on the back of my dog's neck she wails and howls. Drama queen. And she's 135 lbs . Wuss.
JoeManiaci
My latest kitten was Feral though, and when you tried it with her, it sent her into hulk mode. I think she lost her mom way too soon.
masterLP
This is like said, not enough time with the mother. Min 6 weeks. Also: quick disorientation, greediness, bipolarity, a lot from the videos:)
deftpink
My cat is the same way. It is a learned behavior according to our vet.
AstartesLibrarius
Mine was also a feral, if you try to do it to her she just looks at you like "U fuckin wot?" and then proceeds to try and bite it off.
KryomGAC
The vet can do it to my female cat, but if I try, she goes into Hulk mode too. She was also feral
DoctorOwly
Yep same here, have a cat who was orphaned and almost died, if you do the neck thing she gets angry and bites.
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
I think so too I have a wild cat who still reacts to this
heartinlandslide
My kitten was dropped at a shelter at two months old, and they don't know what happened to his mother. He reacts weird too.
GoneMadBrb
Mine too. You can really see the diff. in behavior between her & my other cat who grew up with a mom. Shelter kitty didn't know how to cat.
heartinlandslide
Yeah. Both mine are shelter kitties, but the older one had grown up around other cats. Little guy is still learning from the older one.
xSolarity
WARNING! Next post is graphic pictures of a hurt kitty and so far no happy ending!
SneakySnag
Upvoting for awareness
Keesterbunny
Checked the next post and it's Asians eating, thought you were being racist (I laughed), but then came back to these comments and yikes.
freedomofnow
Almost don't want to press next now. :(
surebet
oh god damnit, not even kidding... :\
emkay443
*kittying.
pawesomeopossum
What was the photo?
GRIZtheninja
Thank you.
kaylakunnymuffin
What post are you talking about?
xSolarity
Was on most viral/newest first, but have gotten enough downvotes to take it off, or just blocked (it was really graphic).
KZordTheBestZord
Thank god its not anymore
Crasosity
What happened to it?
KZordTheBestZord
Donno.
waynebradybitch
probably got removed from the gallery due to downvotes
Angelist
Thanks. I'd already downvoted the thumbnail and closed my browser when I saw it earlier. Couldn't deal. >_<
jules333
what was it
Angelist
All I saw was an obviously injured kitty with a head wound. If it was that graphic in the thumbnail, no way was I filling my screen with it.
jules333
awwwwwwwwwwww nooo baby :(
Angelist
I'm just glad I wasn't swiping merrily along on mobile... it was an album too. I remember seeing the words graphic and warning on mouseover.
Psychethos
Thanks for the warning. Gonna skip right over it. Already watched a death penalty documentary today, can't handle any more sads.
bluetractor
Oh thank you! I do not need those feels right now
IAmAce
Where?
xSolarity
Was on most viral/newest first, but have gotten enough downvotes to take it off, or just blocked (it was really graphic).
MrAwful
Link it to me.
xSolarity
I'd rather not ever see it again >.> The title was something about "so I heard imgur likes cat stories"
MrAwful
Come on, now that I've heard of it, it's bragging me.
Ch4rl1e97
It doesn't for me?
xSolarity
Was on most viral/newest first, but have gotten enough downvotes to take it off, or just blocked (it was really graphic).
Ch4rl1e97
I'm tempted to ask for a link but then I don't want to. Poor kitty :(
xSolarity
Yea I'd rather not see it ever again :< Was titled something like "so I heard imgur likes cat stories"