Preparing for adulthood like...

Oct 25, 2016 11:42 AM

ItsCaptain0bvious

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Slide scorpion

Cat tax

Did the kid in #1 cry because he got burned or because he couldn't eat fire?

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#8, had the same slide. that thing was a painful bitch

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#1 is the perfect example of the face your mudder makes when you fuck up something so simple.

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Watching kids get smoked by life is my favorite thing

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#4 last minute NOPE ! #5 #9 face plantings at their finest #6 #8 #10 #14 and the parent of the year goes to... #13 WASTED !

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tryke kick was a sudden lol

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I laughed enough that im definitely going to hell.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Important life lessons every kid should experience! Parents take note.

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#6: how to kill your daughter and make it look like an accident

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That blank look on her face while she's going down

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a 76th trimester abortion.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Why father"

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"We didn`t have abortion money lol" - dad, probably...

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#4 gave me flashbacks of when I broke 3 ribs crashing into a vault....

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I'm 32 and I never did it. I avoided those bastards all my life...

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The runway leading up to the vault was measured incorrectly and fucked up my steps....ironically it was my last gymnastic meet.

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#8 I didn't know Atari made slides...

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Glad someone noticed that too

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First kid literally cried because his owners got worried

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It's a wonder any of us make it to adulthood.

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Haha, I could watch kids getting hit day!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is that what they call "late abortion"?

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These posts are never long enough

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MRW kids get hurt

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I want to believe that someone learned something valuable from each of these. I want to, but it's difficult.

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Hahaha, why do I find children injuring themselves funny?

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Kid running through the marching band deserved it.

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omg i laughed harder than i care to admit

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I just imagine he had been lost for hours and then,on the other side of the street,he sees his parents,so he runs and is tripped .

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Did homevideos in 2005 really look that bad? I only remember that date/time watermark back in the early 90s.

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Woman in #1 is like, what a fucking retard.

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You can tell she's had a few kids already.

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Haha

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That's what happens when you tell little Bobby, 'Mom is just blowing out Dad's candle.. go back to bed.'

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How does that kid not know that fire burns? I learned that shit quick.

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He learned it pretty quick too.

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That eye roll like, "ever fucking time with this kid...."

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Being a dad to a lil girl. Some of these are scary :(

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#12 - I came in like a wreeeeeeeeeeeeecking ball!

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Took his head clean off.

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I know I'm going to hell when most of these make me chortle

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When I was two and in a day care, I was trying to open a play oven and another kid was trying to close it. After a few moments I decided to

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stop trying to open it and it smashed my pinky so hard the last half inch was ripped off. Luckily the doctors were able to sew it back on.

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That kid in #16 deserved to be shredded.

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Saw the actual video on facebook. The mother laughs and eggs the kid on to keep hitting the cat. She also laughs when the cat attacks.

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Nothin like encouraging animal abuse to instill some quality values in an impressionable mind!

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You had me counting until the last gif, lol! :')

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You can click on #16.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the tip; I was not aware of this :)

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The mother of the kid needs to be shredded, she was watching the kid hitting several times laughing and the cat eventually has enough.

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The parents deserve to have the child and cat taken away*

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