Matt Damon fails writing "183" in The Martian

Mar 1, 2017 12:46 AM

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The way Americans write number 1 and capital I? It freaks me the fuck out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's not at all what I expected from that title

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dammit damon, we're spending billions to rescue you. the least you can do is not fuck up production costs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"The man has no discernable talent. But he just keeps on going" - Jimmy Kimmel

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The same guy fron will hunting? How ironic :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If at first you don't succeed, mess up again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So cute.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell is he smiling to?! He's alone in Mars!? This shit and the moon landing are fake!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

hey, if you spent that much time alone with potatoes you would start to talk to them and name them all too!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They should have left it in haha. Not like people don't make mistakes like that in real

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boy's wicked smart

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Smaht

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MYATT DA-MON!

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

DATT MAMON

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to explain the origin of this to my Colombian friend, he got a huge kick out of learning it was solely bc the puppet looked retarded

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hahah yeah that's why it's so funny. I'm glad he understood.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Insert tom delonge wtf gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Matt Damon can't Math Damon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys on crew like "Aight people now we get to redo this whole fucking wall"

9 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 1

They just change the whole marker. It's marker fault. Not mine matt

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's probably dry erase.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Possibly, but when someone says a joke please do not get into the facts

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

On cloth tho?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I'd have to watch the movie again but it kinda looks like vinyl.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've re-watched the GIF a few times and based on how smoothly the marker glides across the surface, I'm saying vinyl.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm at the part in the book where something fucks up and he might die now, but then he makes a joke and does science.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

They made a book from the movie? Cool.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

that's my favorite part of the book!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He sciences the shit out of it. You just wait.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Good old Colbert Report

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OH GOD, IS THAT AN AIRLOCK?! He's so fucking dead...

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When your math teacher calls you to the board and you try to play off your stupidity

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ that's Jason bourne

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he didn't have enough oxygen going to his brain lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LIAR

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just HAD to be a sharpie!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno what's wrong with me, but this kinda thing happens to me. He just... Skipped to 184. Sometimes when writing/typing I can end up 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

randomly spelling out the next word while writing the current one. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would have been great to leave on the film. Seems like something Watney would've done.

9 years ago | Likes 1013 Dislikes 4

Jason Bourne doesn't remember his past, that's why he keeps doing those...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everytime i watch him start over, he always screws it up.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think it's funny that, unless it's a character trait, no one ever stutters or screws up sentences in movies, books, and TV.

9 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 1

I'm watching Jaws right now, and the cop stumbles over his lines like 3 times in this one scene, and I absolutely love that it was left in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch a play, that way you can see how the actors deal with such bloopers. It can be hard as an actor, and interesting as a viewer.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Hard as an actor, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the first things you learn is to pretend it was all part of the show.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Friends they do. It used to bother me

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 2

realized that I do that all the time and never see it happen in movies and stuff. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I remember one line where Chandler says, "Donald Trump called and he wants his blue blazer BLACK." And everyone is ragging on him 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

because he said "black" instead of "back." It felt scripted though. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I was watching one of the REALLY old Doctor Who episodes and The Doctor misspoke a line and did it again...and they left it in. Then I (1)

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

They didn't have enough film to reshoot back then. That's why a bunch of the old tapes got filmed over.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

They didn't use film, they used magnetic tape. Film was *way* too expensive for British TV in the 60s. Also: Set time was expensive

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's why I love Bob's Burgers. All the studdering and overlapping dialog makes it relatable.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the book he fucked up a couple of times, even tho he was shown as a competent character

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The book was good at illustrating that little errors can potentially add up to big ones. He was making little errors, some turned out big.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rick and mother fucking morty.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 5

Character trait^

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Ri-ri-ick a-and muh*buuurrrp*mother fucking M-morty.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Miyazaki movies are full of physical errors and nuances like that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doctor Strange shows every character being at least a little awkward at some point, as does SW: Ep7

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Awkward humor is the new thing recently. Kong: Skull Island has a similar bit in its trailer.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love it because it makes it feel so much more natural and less scripted. Otherwise I can't relate as well to the characters

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not completely sold on it because it stands out like a sore thumb especially when it's a deviation from the character's portrayal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Matt was the perfect guy for this role imo

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

So f'n good in this film.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I read the book first and he is pretty much an exact match with what I imagined.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One of those rare instances where the book and the movie are both absolutely fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you think?! I thought the film was too full of holes. Though the extended version helps

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree with you. I enjoyed the movie, but it didn't explain everything enough. The book was fascinating.

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