Went on a trip to Chicago for school last week.
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MRW when my Secret Santa Match gives me no information on any interests of him/her.
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I'm a bit spacey after last night.
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Maybe I'll just wait for this to blow over.
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Found this gem on Tinder
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Secret Santa!
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This is a clean joke...
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How I felt trying to parallel park during my road test today.
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MRW my sister won't let me borrow her DVD copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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It's also a really good name for a band.
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When he asks if you wanna Lobsterpot and get hot.
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I know this is cheesy but...
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I get choked up just thinking about it.
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MRW I can finally feel the buffalo wings I had last night.
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