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Feb 27, 2017 7:21 AM
CoastieRoper09
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MaxPeq
Let me see the CarFax...
PianoandPads
graehall
Brilliant fake ad for creepy guys who are a little insecure :D
Brabazon
TIL: this ad is fake, but BMW did this for real: http://www.aston-martin.com/2013/02/24/ad-for-used-aston-martins-fake-or-real/
RedBeardedTrucker
I figured that after seeing owed instead of owned.
Disgruntled3lf
There's no booty...
GozerDerZerstorer
Plot twist: This ad is targeted at lesbians!
MustangLover2
Yeah. But just like the car, her needs and her maintenance bills are through the roof.
WhitePhoenix
And it breaks down. Often.
WorkingOnArrival
I like my cars just how I like my women.... Through images online, cause I lack the essentials to get one.
WhitePhoenix
i.e. money
FussyZeus
Bitch I courted my wife from across the country with nary a cent to my name, man up and get shit done or quit crying.
onlyherefordogs
Fuck, reminds me of an ad from the dumps of crazy sexist ads from the 50s
ekzeko
Yes but this one threads the line much more finely. Is it sexist, sure, but it's damn clever.
tarquinbusstopftang
Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Now it's in color!
Johnbarelykorn
Nice Aston, Martin.
camphope
But what if one of the first fifty drivers had crabs or something
epeterman1
Give it a rim job and its good as new
lykwo
Just gotta watch out for the TMU (True Mileage Unknown).
Cynet
Wait, are they suggesting I buy that women second hand?
Eppiox
She kinda probably needs her hand.
Cartoones
No, one fingered.
muttonchoppa
ya stupid, they lose half their value if you buy them new and ride them off the lot.
gametenor1
If there was an Oscar for ads I'd give it to this.
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/k61S9zC
dillesss
I feel like this was a Mad Men advertisement for some reason...
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger....
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
...and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental
PaulyParker
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
It's so advanced, it can even steal itself. (take note, downvoted commenter)
WhitePhoenix
And sometimes it even leaves you!
PaulyParker
hofbrauhauss
Eh.. close but no cigar
mrwhodat
But, has it been, rear ended?
AriBerri55
Has it gone through a flood? Does it now leak fluids all the time?
Paystoplay
Does she come with a full accident report?
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
Did you get your paint on the other car?
Cartoones
Oh all the time. The one I own just got totaled actually
AliBarber
That's a really weird, use of a comma.
longoriaisaiah
Who is Rear Ended?
Thaliel
Shatner wrote that.
holyjesusmybackhurts
BILL!
whysenpai
William.