ZombieJonSnow
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Jan 7, 2016 12:24 AM
ZombieJonSnow
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LateNightBunnyParty
My husband caught a heavy-ass garage door with his shoulder before it could crush our 3 y/o daughter. That rugged scar is a huge turn-on now
amazach
If I ever become a dad, I hope to be as amazing as them!
LifeDoesntDescriminate
When you become a parent you develop these crazy reflexes. Moms have an added anticipatory reflex that predicts dinner time catastrophes.
jdmew
For all the successes, how many failures?
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband caught a heavy-ass garage door with his shoulder before it could crush our 3 y/o daughter. That rugged scar is a huge turn-on now
Cyclophile
It's weird, as a dad around my kids I have superhero reflexes. However once they're one I'm just clumsy as I was in high school.
Alwind
All you dad powers were sent to them.
ratchetslayer
That dog will never know how lucky he was
megamanismyhero
as a child these were the moments that made me believe my dad was an immortal god. Not that I was an idiot trying to kill myself.
mechanimated
Right, as a kid it seems more reasonable that your parents are actual deities than that you're simply fucking retarded.
Booooyahh
Swooperdads!
SgtLuftwaffles
A missed opportunity indeed!
GusToTheWorld
I wouldnt even be like "oh my god are you okay?" Id be like "...did you see that fucking catch? Shit was amazing."
20sidedhero
As a father, this is the reason we watch all of those kung fu movies, though sometimes it's tripping a kid before they run into the street.
jasonddgs
@Aisha96 goals
iamnotarobotipromise
#6, +1 for including pet dads :)
Kromerag
Swooop
Trumpsingrowntoenail
Moms think we aren't paying attention, but we are always watching
conspiracynic
my theory is that once you become a dad, your *highest* priority is the children and thus you're always are cognizant of what they're doing
badgelodger
Radar.
hoopinghannah
Sometimes I stub my pinky toe...
secretoaster
Never seen a dad or anybody run that fast.
Megalith
I wouldn't say everywhere... My life has had a conspicuous absence of them...
melsonkin
Along with dad jokes, new father's receive reflex and random awareness training
Scusername
That first one could have ended really badly. Who puts a kid on the end of a table and doesn't hold onto it?
ZombieJonSnow
The non-superdad
TardisBatman
Seriously that super dad fucking knew what was likely to happen, because he's super
AccordMoanEye
Someone who didn't want one in the first place....
joppetie
My mom. Never fell once.
Scusername
That you know of!
showmethewaytothenextwhiskeybar
Seen the gif 100 times and still laugh that he puts his jacket down slowly back on the table before even dealing with the kid.
thingamajiggy
Dive dive dive...#1
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica793414321
By the power of socks and sandles!
Tellyb0228
And tucked in t-shirts!
sausarge
And wobbly beer bellies!
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
#7 With the no-looker. Unreal.
rollout25
Why is there a camera video taping them?
Wombatfisher
Nanny cam
ILovePotatoKittens
A wife/SO that thought it would be a cute to have a video of him and the girls playing?
TheyCallMeCaptainObvious
No big deal for him. Just move along little one.
minnow1776
I still can't figure out how his hand ended up behind her
Racknav
Clipping bug exploit
SexySanders
I think he does it so easily because it's sort of like muscle memory. My son is only 5 Months and I'm used to him falling over.
Mugenthesamurai
Maybe something like protective instinct, especially the guy who stops the toy truck
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
#4 somebody get that dudes 40 time
SithSidious
No capes. Truly wise superdads.
strudelman
In #2, he's clearly saving the car, not the kid.
itsPixie
I couldn't help but think that girl would be crying and yelling at him for hurting her arm. Kids.
bawnface
Pretty sure the bike still hit the car and the kid has their front teeth intact.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
I enjoy that the first two kids are saved by dads, just not their dad.
JaredBoggs
Peripheral vision is great.
viruz19
Heroes reborn
GreenZebraCoconuts
I love how most of them are saved with one hand, super casual like.
jwatt32
Dude #2 was just trying to save his sweet ride
kerms
He went for the kid and let the bike hit, so I doubt it.
PineappleEmailer
Second one could've been her dad.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
Maybe, though another man came following the girl at the end, and the guy who saved her was with a kid on the other side of the car.
PineappleEmailer
I'm almost 100% certain the second 'man' is wearing capris and has a pony tail.
wknr
I once saved some kid's fingers from a sliding door some adults have got hurt by. I'm not a dad, but got an approving nod from one.
Listomar
I saved a stroller from falling over on a bus recently. Lady barely gave a halfhearted smile.
0dyss3y
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/225/812/tumblr_lwwayu6Sha1qd3g7z.gif
AurikNecal
I once realized a 4 year old followed me away from his house as I was walking home. Had to walk him back home after I noticed him.
strugglesnuggler
I know right? You don't even need a candy van anymore.
panamjck
The last guy is a ninja.
DragonDildoChandelier
Always sleep with one eye open...
FlyTigert
And why are the filming themselves from this angle?
Tornadotaco
Looks like a nanny cam
panamjck
Maybe it is the Samurai, collecting intelligence
Turb0Yoda
House security camera. Looks like they pulled the footage off the cloud/server(NAS)/DVR.
ForReasonsOfScience
Role-playing Paranormal Activity
WomenSayImAsStimulatingAsElbowSkin
Mom snagged a leg. Give her backup cred
NoWonderImStillAwake
If you look closely, she actually misses the leg grab
Couchpirate
Only after the dad catches her though, it's like some guy was saved from a rapid, and you want to give credit to the person who brought tea.
CeciliaBobilia
You're just jealous you're not a couchninja.
Waitihavesomething4this
Tie on and everything
panamjck
That's how he blends in.
Eldude3513
Dad level is ninja, pull out game is 0-5
BaldProfessor
You assume they only fucked 5 times. As a father of 4, I promise you, "trying" is lots and lots of fun.
PatrickRob82
I've done that move countless times with my suicidal baby. They still cry like crazy even if you catch them. ....ungrateful...
BeansAndRiceAreGood
Just let them fall at that point
panamjck
Let them know what they are missing.