Small Sim City town

Jun 17, 2014 9:56 AM

FlyHater

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Decided to go for a "small town" look, rather than my previous "busy city" designs, small industry to provide jobs.

Largest residential part of town.

Services and some more shopping.

I know the roads look a bit wonky, it's give a great flow, I assure you.

Overview for y'all, real happy with how this came out.

I was so confused how this got to the front page until that last picture.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did not see that coming.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

12 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 4

Dickbuttersberg, FL

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

this is beautiful

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's one for OP

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This is the most sophisticated dickbutt post I have ever seen.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i had no clue that is fucking amazing

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

are these really the graphics on sim city now? 0.0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm saying. If so I want to play it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Glorious. How long did this take you?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 For Dickbutt

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

man this is the first time in a long time a dickbutt caught me off-guard. I said "oh, you son of a bitch" out loud.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There you go, OP: http://imgur.com/iq7uBTF

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, OP..... +1

12 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 10

Cause you made me install sim city again

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You got me, OP. It says DickButt literally on every image and you still got me. +1

12 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

Exactly what I was going to say. 100% not expecting that. +1!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for pointing that out! +1!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I kinda want to play Sim City now

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You're setting yourself up for a massive disappointment in the form of rediscovering how shitty the new Sim City is, and still is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

but I haven't played any of the old ones... Not much disappointment.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have to have played any of the old ones to find Sim City 2013 to be a utter garbage.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, but then I remember I stopped playing because every city inevitably becomes the same disgusting, super-cramped shitpile

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's when the fun begins: you start throwing meteorites and tornadoes all over the city.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'd live there. I declare this Imgurville!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I imagine an Imgur planned community would look like.

12 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 4

I think it's so dumb how Imgur thinks Dickbutt is their mascot or some shit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Hint: CandymostDandy said it was what he/she imagined it to be, not what it would most definitely look like.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See above post. IE DickButt

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cant wait for it. We all sit stay indoors playing with cats & watching GOT or Dr.Who. Once in a while we meet up for a drunken awkward time.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

And sex.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am so glad I scrolled down.... +1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

imgur right now:

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

THE FRONT PAGE WILL KNOW OF THIS BETRAYAL PHILISTINE!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

12 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

I fucking love this gif

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I love fucking this gif

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here you go, you earned it. http://imgur.com/UEpxDdZ

12 years ago | Likes 2493 Dislikes 25

Here you go, you earned it. http://imgur.com/UEpxDdZ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I seriously wish I could favorite comments, just for this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish I didn't know dickbutt was coming..

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Knew it Motherfucker. I KNEW IT.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't expecting that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just for you -satan

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN! http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/145520.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I heard the music in my head as I watched this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The unexpected Patricks make this gif

12 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

This...this is magnificent.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just heard the music from the cartoon while that was going on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had enough!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D8>

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smooth talking sunofabitch

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Huehuehue he did

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected an upvote, I got fooled twice.

12 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 0

SPOILERS

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, shit I thought it'd be the opposite of an upvote

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

We won't get fooled again.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

how have i never seen this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simply gorgeous. Beautiful.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I want to hug this gif for not being a disappointment.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Niiiiice

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not even mad about it.

12 years ago | Likes 4107 Dislikes 12

I'm kinda mad

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is the first dickbutt ive actually upvoted

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The effort put into this...

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sadly, there probably WASNT much effort put into this; the new SimCity is an over-simplified, glitchy pile of crap.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I as sure as shit am. But then, everything dickbutt gives me a case of the rages.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even a little

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, probably just the tip.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aint even mad tho*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halfway through I started to wonder why this was on the front page, but I still didn't expect DickButt.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Glad, even.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should go download Simcity.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I'm impressed

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, not even close to mad. Sure didn't see it coming, that time. That was well done.

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

The city name is even DickButt (been playing recently, still didn't notice)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noice. I saw it emblazoned through the trees, though. Again, not even mad. +1 for ya!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Why is this on the front page?...LOL oh.." +1

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dat moment of realization, doe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/tTb9ups

12 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

I've officially been on here long enough that i can guess correctly as to which gif it is before I open it.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yuuup

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Truth

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

be told.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

我連一點不會生氣

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which sim city is this?

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

The worst one!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the one for the NES

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The latest one. Technically 5 but they dropped the number from the name.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you take the number off your fifth game of the series, go fuck your self.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it is just called sim city?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No it's called Adventures of Dickbutt.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd play it...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the shitty one

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's actually alright now! They dropped all online DRM.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's Sim City 5, don't buy it. The simulation part of the game is totally broken.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not to mention they censored any and all critic on the EA beta forums, not only the obvious flamers, but even legit constructive criticism.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't buy it.. But is it worth pirating? Arrrr

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Not even worth pirating. Save your bandwidth.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still?! I want it for my mac.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's the underlying engine that is shit.They can't fix it without rewriting the entire thing. =(

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No it is not broken anymore. It is pretty fun now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are the city areas bigger now?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People on the eastern side - "Where do you live?" "In Shaft, Dickbutt. You?" "Oh I'm right around the corner in Goochville" "Nice"

12 years ago | Likes 630 Dislikes 6

beautiful view in that part of town

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I'm from the Taint; take it from me, it's not a place you wanna find yourself alone at night. The folks there are... different."

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's nice is that the industry is in the head but people have to live in the butt.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Goochville

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Then there's city folks from the city Las Vajayjay that came during summer for camping.

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Uncle frank lives in the chodial region..

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And let's not forget Dan that lives on "Pube lane"

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

FUCK DAN!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2