MRW I'm playing a FPS, and my teammates keep telling me that my vertical look is inverted.
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when she asks for your duck pic instead of your dick pic
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MRW I'm done masturbating for the day
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Its like a tool out of the Flintstones
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Bull decides to fight the crowd instead
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MRW I have to tell my patient that he has a copy of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason stuck in his rectum.
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on the phone with mom
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Hairline
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ISIS abducts a new sex slave
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MRW I'm a caveman who has recently made a Facebook account and doesn't agree with my friend's post.
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My balls when I go from the chilly ocean water to a hot tub.
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Well timed stop stick
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Anon reflects on third wave feminism
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Playable character
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MRW friend buys me a large Toblerone
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Checking out the caves.
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MRW I'm trying to sleep but the Eye of Sauron in my pillow is making noise because some midget put on a ring
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536
Making my way through this semester
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The power of MLP
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MRW my doctor diagnoses me with Ebola.
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214
MRW I think I am another species then slowly begin realizing the truth that my entire life is a lie and I finally accept the harsh reality.
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Trollin' aint easy.
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imgur.com/IUCz4s3
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Oh look, Obama ornaments. Suddenly it's legal to hang a black man from a tree again.
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My gender studies degree is just as valid as anyone elses.... (Man the harpoons)
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damn thats cold...
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Seriously... Who puts ketchup on their fries like that?
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An apple.
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MRW Kristen Stewart tells me she's breaking up with me.
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MRW I'm desperately looking for my favourite grain of sand.
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MRW I have the ability to poop out meat and I have a sausage coming next
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Feminists these days...
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Maybe the 90s weren't that great afterall.
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The perfect park
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i only murdered one of my classmates sir
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MRW my dads get divorced and start fighting over who gets custody of me
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imgur.com/SI0c3s4
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God everything in me wants this to be true
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87
MRW I miss the 'g' in 'graveyard'
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Finally realized why people love confession bear so much
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Introducing: Folding Chair That Was Raised In A Primitive Tribe In The Middle Of The Congo And Therefore Does Not Have A Strong Opinion On Nebraska's 2001 Reissuing Of The Legal Document Concerning The Compromising Of The Uniform Commercial Code
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Baby's first tunnel
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MRW I'm working in the Missing Persons Unit
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Be careful with that...you don't wanna be sued for false advertising.
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139
A car with 11 assholes
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MRW Jesus asks what the unit for joule/second is, before ascending to heaven.
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MRW my friend licks my cheek, convinces me to stick it to a post during winter and runs away
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Smooth escape
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MRW I escape from my kidnapper, but we make eye contact one last time
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897
Prayers for Hitler
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Got her
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MRW I have the titty twister nightmare again
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My asshole the morning after eating waaayy too much spicy food while drunk.
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MRW I realize people have actually gone through my profile and downvoted my last 100 comments.
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893
MRW when my Asian mailman brings me an unmarked package
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nah bitch
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MRW I get the sluttiest girl I know to agree to a foursome
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MRW I receive a bag of dog feces during Secret Santa
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what a QTπ
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I'm suddenly itchy all over
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